母亲的勇气是一部在1998年万圣节时上线的一部网络动画，使用了Media Conveyor的WebProducer这款软件制作，这家公司和这款软件都已不复存在。这部动画讲的是凯尔、斯坦和肯尼要把南瓜灯雕刻成卢·戴蒙德·菲利普斯（Lou Diamond Phillips）的样子，而卡特曼则吃了一整袋的糖果玉米，此举导致他呕吐。动画由特雷·帕克以及马特·斯通配音，而之后却被下架并以漫画的形式重制。
冷知识[]
- 这部短片曾一直被认为是遗失影像，直到2015年10月3日被重新上传到YouTube。
- 短片使用了WebProducer这个当时的最新技术，只需下载一次50KB的原始文件，就算时长30分钟也基本上无需再下载额外的文件。
- 短片的原始文件名为“southpark.mcs”。
- 原本有打算推出更多使用WebProducer制作的南方公园短片，但却完全没有了下文。
肯尼之死[]
在雕刻南瓜灯时不慎被刀刺死，斯坦和凯尔却没有跟着说出那段经典台词。
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母亲的勇气
剧本[]
出场角色[]
- Stan Marsh
- Kyle Broflovski
- Eric Cartman
- Kenny McCormick
| 母亲的勇气 | |
| Outdoors, winter. | |
| Halloween is coming, the time when we all join together and celebrate the birth of Jesus. | |
| Yeah. And since the best part of Halloween is carving pumpkins, we're going to demonstrate how to carve one to look exactly like Lou Diamond Phillips. | |
| Lou Diamond Phillips. | |
| Woo-hoo! | |
| [Walks in] No, no, no, you guys. The best part about Halloween is candy cones. | |
| You shouldn't eat all that, Cartman, you're gonna get sick. | |
| Eyyy! Go to hell! | |
| Anyway, to make a Lou Diamond Phillips Jack-o-Lantern, the first thing you need is a very sharp knife. | |
| [Walks up to the Jack-o-Lantern holding a knife] (Mmph mph mph mphmphmmmmphh.) | |
| Cut the top of the pumpkin off. | |
| [Stabs his left hand which is resting on the pumpkin] (Oh nooooooooo!!!) | |
| Make sure the knife is always pointing away from you. [Kenny drives the knife down, cutting his left hand, and screams. He then swings the knife upward, chopping off his left arm, which drops to the ground. He gasps in horror] | |
| Now, cut out the eyes. But make them really beady. | |
| Yeah. And cut the nose really, really big. | |
| Ey, you guys. I've almost finished this entire bag of candy cones. | |
| Dude, we warned you, Cartman. Those things will make you sick! | |
| Finally, make the mouth small. But turn slightly upwards in a devilish but charming black sausage grin. [Kenny cuts out the mouth, then stabs his chest with the knife. He screams loudly as his severed right arm now falls to the ground. He falls backward into a pool of blood, dead] | |
| Dammit! [Points at the Jack-o-Lantern] That doesn't look anything like Lou Diamond Phillips. | |
| [Walks up to them] Ey, you guys, I don't feel so good. [He vomits the candy cones onto the Jack-o-Lantern] | |
| Dammit Cartman go puke somewhere else! | |
| Hey! Now it kinda looks like Lou Diamond Phillips. | |
| Happy Halloween! | |
| 母亲的勇气 结束 | |