麦克·马考斯基是一名五年级的学生，也是吸血鬼帮成员，他首次出现于第十二季的“无法禁足”。Mike Makowski is a 5th grader who appeared in the Season Twelve episode, "The Ungroundable". He is the leader of the South Park Vampire Society and an avid fan of the Twilight series.
The Goth Kids suspected he was the reason as to why people used their style and made others confuse them with the Vampire Society. Even though Mike admitted he is not really a Vampire, they still FedEx'ed him to the city of Scottsdale in Arizona.
He later reappears in the Season Seventeen episode "Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers", joining forces with the Goth Kids to try to uncover the camp turning Goths and Vampires into 'Emos'. He also cameos later in the "Black Friday" trilogy as a member of the PlayStation 4 camp, along with the other Vampire Kids.
Mike also appears to frequently remark, "per se" in his speech.
He wears a black jacket and a black shirt with an image of a dead, bleeding white bird on it, black shoes, gray pants with a red belt, black fingerless gloves and plastic fangs. His hair is black with green highlights.