风筝侠

风筝侠
角色信息
英文原名	Human Kite
化身或别称	凯尔·布罗夫洛夫斯基
性别	男
头发	红色
年龄	10
职业	超级英雄;学生
年级	四年级
信仰	犹太教
配音	马特·斯通
出场
首次出场	浣熊侠出击2：马后炮队长

风筝侠是凯尔·布罗夫洛夫斯基的超级英雄化身，他的超能力包括飞行和从眼睛里发射激光。他首次于超级英雄系列中的“浣熊侠出击2：马后炮队长”出场，是第一代浣熊侠联盟的一员，也是第二代的成员，在内战结束后汇入合并联盟。

背景

风筝侠在超级英雄系列中与其他英雄一起行动。

风筝侠在内战时期一直在浣熊侠联盟中，他正式出现在平行宇宙相撞。

他在第一天出现在浣熊窟，认为丢掉的猫可能是死在了某个下水道里面。在浣熊侠予以反对之后，他便被派去看看猫有没有被挂在树上。不过他并没有很好地完成任务，因为他很快就被自己的家庭事务（风筝侠二号）困住了。于是新来的就必须在“平行宇宙相撞”中帮助他解决问题。问题解决之后，风筝侠乐意地成为了新小孩的好友和战斗伙伴，顺便还拍了张自拍。

在之后，风筝侠和新来的与超级克雷格一起去对抗了六年级生，在超级克雷格还有点犹豫该不该出手的时候，风筝侠就已经很有激情地在“绝不留情”的口号下发起了进攻。

风筝侠也出现在了内战之中，他不仅在新来的获得第二职业的时候发出了警报，还在大街上与自由伙伴对阵。在两派互相骂起来的时候，风筝侠还给新来的解释这一切是怎么回事。在战斗的时候，风筝侠也可以参加，在胜利之后，风筝侠也会赞誉新来的，说他的战斗水平越来越高，已经上道了。当超级克雷格想起浣熊侠那边，他还与其他人一起跑去视察浣熊侠的情况。

过了一会，在浣熊窟中，众人对新来的不爱说话这一属性非常不满，于是浣熊侠就将他编出的背景故事（故事主要包括了父母性行为对幼年儿童可能造成的严重后果）告诉了所有人，在听到这个愚蠢的故事之后，风筝侠马上提出异议，并告诉浣熊侠和新来的，父母之间本来就是要这样。但是浣熊侠明显没有在意风筝侠想表达的重点，反而警告风筝侠，不准偷走别人的背景故事。这等愚蠢让风筝侠大发雷霆，准备和浣熊侠大吵一架；好在蚊子侠赶紧终止了这场讨论，并转回了正题。讨论完成之后，风筝侠还在为浣熊侠的愚蠢而不爽，在破口大骂中离开了浣熊窟。而超级克雷格跟在后面，试图安抚风筝侠。

在第一天，风筝侠慷慨地开放了他搭建的“风筝快线”，用于糖尿病队长和新来的在任务中前往主大街。不过在使用的过程中队长明显非常不满意，觉得风筝侠的保洁工作水平太差——连梯子都架不好。在浣熊侠召集众人前往意大利餐馆之后，风筝侠与众人一起在餐馆会合，他还为浣熊侠跑来先点个菜这种操作非常不满。在解决了醉酒兰迪的问题之后，风筝侠和其他人带着克拉希回到了浣熊窟，试图提取一些消息。不过丽安·卡特曼出现了，告诉孩子们，如果还不乖乖上床睡觉，就要告诉他们爸妈。于是风筝侠就在巨大的恐惧中逃离了地下室，离开之前还不忘道歉，祈求卡特曼夫人不要告诉他妈。

第二天，风筝侠变回了自己平常的形态出现在放学的众人之中，和卡特曼、吉米和新来的一起走出校门，交谈之后，便离开了。

接受““克拉西”机密”任务之后，风筝侠会给新来的打电话，说他又遇到了他表弟的麻烦，要新来的再帮他解决问题，但是在解决的过程中却出现了巨大的麻烦，风筝侠的妈妈希拉·布罗夫洛夫斯基出现了。一旦希拉受到攻击，风筝侠就会前来帮助对面，试图调停自己生成的误会和矛盾，但战斗已经一发而不可收，于是只好打败对面再谈。

在布罗夫洛夫斯基一家人被击败之后，希拉便气急败坏地要叫警察来把孩子们抓走。但风筝侠终于站出来解释了情况，并为自己想要赶走表弟的行为道了歉。为了教育孩子和修复感情，希拉命令风筝侠将风筝侠二号的风筝给拿下来——由于风筝侠并没有真的飞行能力，这似乎非常困难。为了帮助风筝侠解决这个麻烦的问题，新来的运用自己的智慧发明了一种新的动力方式，以风筝侠装扮为平衡翼，屁股为动力源，构筑为一种向上飞起的结构。这奇怪的构思让风筝侠大为惊讶，于是在自己起了个“屁酷”的名称之后，风筝侠就同意和新来的一起用这种方法飞向天空抵达特殊地方了。

在内战2：玩乐结束中，风筝侠和速行侠、浣熊侠和新来的一起出现在操场，要见一位未知的敌方成员，这个人出现之后，众人才发现是工具侠。在提莫希博士和神秘侠、保鲜盒侠一起出现之后，提莫希博士又一次精神强暴了浣熊侠。为此双方再次展开大战，风筝侠也可以参战。

在第二次击败自由伙伴之后，风筝侠和浣熊侠联盟成员一起回到了浣熊窟，在蚊子侠表示“由你存”前面有“岩浆”，很难进去之后，风筝侠告诉大家，工具侠可以帮助将此清理干净。于是计划就定了下来，让工具侠来帮忙。

第二晚的时候，风筝侠和其他浣熊侠联盟成员一起出现在“由你存”，他在工具侠的身体帮助下在垃圾桶里找猫，不过没有找到。在接下来的旅程中，风筝侠和众人一起经历了混沌巢穴的各种事件，在混沌教授出现的时候，他希望巴特斯能回心转意，离开这里——不过没什么效果。击败无序将军之后，风筝侠和新来的一起用屁酷飞跃到另一栋楼上，继续前进。

混沌教授在第二晚最终被击败，并被关在了监狱之中，在离开由你存之前，风筝侠尝试让工具侠回归队伍，但没有成功，工具侠在悲伤中离开了，而风筝侠也很伤心。回到浣熊窟，浣熊侠根据混沌教授的描述，认为幕后主使一定是米奇·康纳。听到这个推论，风筝侠立刻就强硬反对，认为卡特曼手上的人偶绝对不可能是什么阴谋家。听到风筝侠的异议，浣熊侠附和了，并告诉大家米奇已经在“一场油井爆炸”中殒命了。当然，风筝侠受不了了，他离开了座位，并回家睡觉去了。

第三天放学之后，风筝侠就一直在浣熊窟里，参加所有的会议，在浣熊侠反对释放混沌教授的时候，他告诉浣熊侠，新小孩可能用得上，从而让混沌教授得到了自由。同一天傍晚，风筝侠相当反对攻陷警察局这个愚蠢的主意，但由于克拉西被抓走了，他也不得不为道义要求而同意。

在晚上，风筝侠和其他浣熊伙伴一起On the third night, Human Kite, alongside other Coon and Friends members will appear at the police station, where they soon bump across the Freedom Pals; they were then forced to collaborate for the night. As the Freedom Pals are tasked to distract the cops, Human Kite then follows The Coon to enter the police station via the rooftops.

Eventually, as The New Kid reaches Sargent Yates, Human Kite discovers that The New Kid has managed to locate Scrambles. After successfully taking down the pedophile Jared, alongside his aides and the creature residing at the very bottom of the police station, Human Kite leaves the police station alongside the other Coon and Friends members, having successfully located Scrambles. As the Coon and Friends got confronted by the Freedom Pals near the police station entrance, Doctor Timothy then appears, revealing The New Kid's intention to join the Freedom Pals is a ruse created by The Coon. As Human Kite prepares for another standoff against the Freedom Pals, Doctor Timothy proceeds to use his psychic powers to brainwash Human Kite, making him turn against The New Kid.

After being brought back to his senses by The New Kid, Human Kite proceeds to blame the Freedom Pals for starting the rivalry between them, however Mysterion then exclaims back that Doctor Timothy was trying to include all of them in their proposed superhero franchise, leaving Human Kite confused. He is then later seen in the Freedom Pals base, where he is left stunned after Tupperware revealed Doctor Timothy's plan that includes all of the superheroes (minus Call Girl) in an equal manner. Upon that, Human Kite then states that the reward for finding Scrambles should be shared among all of them, as Toolshed backs him up by stating that the events of the night shows that they are best working together as a team. This results with Coon and Friends being united with Freedom Pals; despite The Coon initially being reluctant, he then gives in to the idea of his superhero franchise to be merged with his once rival franchise.

On the day after, Human Kite is seen at the Freedom Pals base, whereby he discovers the franchise plan being created by Doctor Timothy is completely ruined. After witnessing the video call from Mitch Conner (which reveals The New Kid's parents being kidnapped), he angrily confronts The Coon, exclaiming that he's the perpetrator on the assumption that he is unhappy over the merger of Coon and Friends with Freedom Pals. As The Coon makes his escape, Human Kite, alongside the unified Freedom Pals members (bar The New Kid, Professor Chaos and Doctor Timothy) gives chase.

He later discovers The Coon being 'held' by Mitch Conner at the South Park Community Center alongside The New Kid, Toolshed and Mysterion. After The Coon is subdued by The New Kid, Human Kite proceeds to detain The Coon after Mitch makes his 'escape' from The Coon's hand. He then oversees the torture session on The Coon, performed by The New Kid. After managing to extradite information from The Coon, who reveals Mitch's plan on creating an army of genetically altered cats, Human Kite proceeds to head to Mephesto Genetics Lab alongside the other unified Freedom Pals members.

At the front gates of the lab, Human Kite proceeds to interact with the buzzer next to the gate, being informed that they will have to wait till late night to enter the lab. After The New Kid helped to fast forward time by releasing a massive fart to the ventilation fan next to the gate, Human Kite proceeds to press the gate buzzer again, but not before covering his nose and commenting that the area smells like rotten meat.

As Human Kite, alongside the unified Freedom Pals make their way into the lab, they soon discover that The Coon has managed to make his way to the lab, with Mitch Conner proceeding to wreak havoc in the lab by shutting down the lab's security system.

Human Kite then discovers The Coon being 'held captive' by Mitch Conner on the third floor of the lab. He then forces The Coon to stop messing around with Mitch. As Mitch unveils his plan to take control of South Park, he then quickly persuades The New Kid to take a selfie of the plan. As The Coon and Mitch make their escape, Human Kite yells in anger.

After Human Kite, together with the unified Freedom Pals reached the ground floor of the lab with the assistance of The New Kid, he is then greeted by Mitch and The Coon, who proceeds to unveil his creation: a heavily mutated version of his cousin, which causes Human Kite to scream in horror. After The New Kid faces his heavily mutated cousin, he reveals that his cousin cannot stand the sun, inspiring The New Kid to use Timefart Shift, alternating between day and night to gain the advantage to take Human Kite's heavily mutated cousin down.

As The New Kid defeats his heavily mutated cousin, Human Kite helps escorting The New Kid up. He then proceed to leave the lab alongside the unified Freedom Pals. However, he is alerted by Mysterion that The New Kid's massive fart that took down his cousin inadvertently fast forwarded time to ten days later, to the day where Mitch Conner will be sworn in as mayor. Human Kite proceeds to check on his cellphone, which confirms Mysterion's statement while sarcastically thanking The New Kid.

Human Kite, together with the unified Freedom Pals then dashed off to South Park City Hall, where they discover Mitch Conner has already been sworn as mayor. As The New Kid receives a video call from Morgan Freeman, telling The New Kid to head to the taco shop, the group then hurriedly make their way there.

Human Kite is then seen inside Morgan Freeman's taco shop, where he witnesses The New Kid consume a specially prepared burrito which gives The New Kid farting powers that travels through time. He is then seen on the main street with Toolshed and Mysterion after The New Kid leaves the taco shop, realizing that The New Kid has inexplicably farted into the future where Mitch Conner's plan is in full swing. As The New Kid takes down the Woodland Critters with the assistance of Santa, Human Kite then rushed to the abortion clinic where he sees The New Kid getting treated by the clinic's doctor.

As The New Kid farted back to the past where the superheroes were still playing their fantasy role-playing game, Human Kite went face to face with his past self, High Jew Elf King Kyle. After King Douchebag has been taken down by The New Kid, he proceeds to head to The Coon's room, where after being confronted by Mysterion, he witnesses Mitch Conner appearing on The Coon's hand.

Human Kite will then be seen back to the present, as a result of Mitch punching The New Kid on the abdomen, which causes The New Kid to fart that alters the timeline again. Along with the other unified Freedom Pals members, he came across The Coon and The New Kid, who manages to travel back to the present. As Human Kite furiously confronts The Coon, suddenly Mitch Conner appears on Human Kite's hand, leaving him stunned. The Coon then hits back at Human Kite, who insists that he has no control over Mitch. This results in a standoff with The New Kid, with another Mitch appearing on The Coon's hand during the battle.

After The New Kid successfully brought down both Mitch Conners on The Coon and Human Kite's hand, both Human Kite and The Coon are seen staggering themselves up, as both accused each other for messing things up. After The Coon suggest that they both should admit the same time, Human Kite proceeds to state his admittance, however The Coon jumped the gun and hurried off, which leaves Human Kite infuriated.

Human Kite later manages to catch up with The Coon alongside the united Freedom Pals members, where he witnesses Toolshed unfurl The Coon as the person whom Mitch Conner is riding on. He also witnesses Mitch and his mother appear on both The Coon's hands, 'killing' each other.

Post-story, Human Kite will always be seen inside the Freedom Pals base, sitting on the meeting table by the bottom right area of the base beside Captain Diabetes.

南方公园：完整破碎

风筝侠
角色类型	元素使/爆破者（Elementalist/Blaster）
种族/族群	异星风筝族
性别/性取向	中性无性恋外星风筝
势力	守序
宗教信仰	风筝神学
力量之源	太阳风
克星	妈
绝招	风筝之怒
第一技能	激光灼炎
第二技能	疗愈急流
第三技能	风筝盾
阵营归属	浣熊侠联盟
地图技能	屁酷
角色原型	超人

伙伴介绍

作为对抗风筝迫害的先锋，风筝侠——亦称凯尔·布罗夫洛夫斯基，是一位元素使和爆破者的混种，有着爆炸的激光眼。命运宿敌：来自平行宇宙的风筝侠二号。

使用指南

风筝侠是一名传统的治疗者，他的普通技能都很纯粹，注重直接在数量上的效果，而没有任何特殊状态附加，不过作为补偿，他的直接伤害和回复量都很高。

他的激光灼炎是他的直接伤害技能，伤害和距离都算中规中矩，只是和名称略为不符，并不会造成燃烧状态，实际上，这个技能并不会造成任何状态。

他的疗愈急流是他单纯的回复技能，不过特别的是，这一技能能将远处的同伴拉近自己，能作为救援能力，将队友从敌人的手里救出来，回复量和范围还算不错，同时如果能把被魅惑的队友拉近，可以触发伤害而解除魅惑状态。他的风筝盾也是很单纯的上盾技能，只不过范围较小。

他的绝招有着很大范围的伤害和燃烧效果，伤害也不错，性价比很高。

亨利埃塔的出现，对风筝侠的辅助地位造成了严重的打击，除了回复和加护盾的总量不如风筝侠以外，她的全方面都更强。不过有丰厚的正面治疗量和护盾量的基础，风筝侠依然可以一用，拖拽队友的功能有时也可以救队友一命。特别是在面对正面战斗的时候，他更高的回复量和护盾能够硬抗打击。而且他的绝招作为一个强大的群体攻击技能，还有可能逆转局面。

他的地图技能为屁酷，能够用新小孩的屁飞到高处。

技能

风筝侠是一名元素使/爆能士 （Elementalist/Blaster）

从他的绝招开始，以下为风筝侠的游戏内技能。

以下数据均代表“英雄”难度下的数据，其它难度则需要再对应乘除一定的百分比，百分比如下，以英雄难度为100%标准：

• 日常：130%
• 英雄：100%
• 大师：75%
• 恶魔：60%

“伤害”一栏仅代表我方基础属性的比例（便于比较和统计），结果跳过技能百分比和英雄的属性百分比，直接得出结果。

• 绝招：风筝之怒（攻击）：飞向天空，从太空向地面发出烈焰激光柱，伤害并灼烧前方大批敌人。
  • 范围：风筝侠水平前方三列七排所有敌人
  • 伤害：350%
  • 状态影响：燃烧
• 激光灼炎（攻击）：对前方一名敌人发射激光，造成伤害。
  • 范围：风筝侠前方三格的第一位对手
  • 伤害：300%
  • 状态影响：无

• 疗愈急流（治疗）：拖拽并治疗前方四格范围内的所有友军。
  • 范围：风筝侠水平前方四格的所有友军
  • 疗效：200%
  • 状态影响：无

• 风筝盾（护盾）：给友军附加保护。
  • 范围：距离风筝侠两格范围内的任何一名友军
  • 保护：300%
  • 状态影响：无

外观

风筝侠穿着一件蓝绿色的无袖服装，头上附带着一个灰色的头罩；头罩里露出来的脸大致呈菱形——是风筝的形状。他背后有一个和他大小大致相等的大风筝，上面的颜色红黄相间，突出他头部的形状，这个大风筝上面有环，可以让他在飞行的时候抓着。除此之外，他的服装正面还画着一只彩色的风筝。

冷知识

• 风筝侠的形象明显参考了超人，相似之处包括：能够飞行，来自外太空，穿着红黄蓝三色，能从眼中射出射线
  • 除此之外，他的表弟风筝侠二号也与超人：钢铁之躯中的佐德将军有很大的相似之处，不仅形象很类似，还在后来通过基因手段变成了一个巨大的变异怪物。
• 风筝侠的形象和名称主要来自于风筝，而风筝（kite）这一主题的名称来自对“犹太佬”（kike）的恶搞，这个词是对犹太种裔的侮辱性词汇。
• 风筝侠在剧集和游戏中均说出了南方公园有名的台词。
• 他是游戏中少有的多次出现平常服饰的角色，不仅在主线剧情中，还在DLC中出现。