非我屁眼莫属

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<p data-rte-fromparser="true">这一集开始，旁白接着“<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22%5Cu5361%5Cu7279%5Cu66fc%5Cu7684%5Cu8361%5Cu5987%5Cu5988%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22%5Cu5361%5Cu7279%5Cu66fc%5Cu7684%5Cu8361%5Cu5987%5Cu5988%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B%5Cu5361%5Cu7279%5Cu66fc%5Cu7684%5Cu8361%5Cu5987%5Cu5988%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="1200243-10449527045e306db6a6695" href="/zh/wiki/%E5%8D%A1%E7%89%B9%E6%9B%BC%E7%9A%84%E8%8D%A1%E5%A6%87%E5%A6%88" title="卡特曼的荡妇妈">卡特曼的荡妇妈</a>”的末尾继续进行讲述，说观众已经为了知道谁是<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22%5Cu57c3%5Cu91cc%5Cu514b%5Cu00b7%5Cu5361%5Cu7279%5Cu66fc%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22%5Cu57c3%5Cu91cc%5Cu514b%5Cu00b7%5Cu5361%5Cu7279%5Cu66fc%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B%5Cu57c3%5Cu91cc%5Cu514b%5Cu00b7%5Cu5361%5Cu7279%5Cu66fc%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="1200243-10449527045e306db6a6695" href="/zh/wiki/%E5%9F%83%E9%87%8C%E5%85%8B%C2%B7%E5%8D%A1%E7%89%B9%E6%9B%BC" title="埃里克·卡特曼">埃里克·卡特曼</a>的父亲等了漫长的四个星期，但是本集不会揭晓该答案，取而代之的是本集会播放由<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22%5Cu7279%5Cu4f26%5Cu65af%5Cu548c%5Cu83f2%5Cu5229%5Cu666e%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22%5Cu7279%5Cu4f26%5Cu65af%5Cu548c%5Cu83f2%5Cu5229%5Cu666e%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B%5Cu7279%5Cu4f26%5Cu65af%5Cu548c%5Cu83f2%5Cu5229%5Cu666e%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="1200243-10449527045e306db6a6695" href="/zh/wiki/%E7%89%B9%E4%BC%A6%E6%96%AF%E5%92%8C%E8%8F%B2%E5%88%A9%E6%99%AE" title="特伦斯和菲利普">特伦斯和菲利普</a>主演的HBC本周最佳影片<i>非我屁眼莫属</i>。
</p><p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">在加拿大的一家法院，<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22%5Cu6df7%5Cu86cb%5Cu65af%5Cu79d1%5Cu7279%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22%5Cu6df7%5Cu86cb%5Cu65af%5Cu79d1%5Cu7279%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B%5Cu6df7%5Cu86cb%5Cu65af%5Cu79d1%5Cu7279%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="1200243-10449527045e306db6a6695" href="/zh/wiki/%E6%B7%B7%E8%9B%8B%E6%96%AF%E7%A7%91%E7%89%B9" title="混蛋斯科特">混蛋斯科特</a>正在法庭上作证，控告<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22%5Cu7279%5Cu4f26%5Cu65af%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22%5Cu7279%5Cu4f26%5Cu65af%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B%5Cu7279%5Cu4f26%5Cu65af%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="1200243-10449527045e306db6a6695" href="/zh/wiki/%E7%89%B9%E4%BC%A6%E6%96%AF" title="特伦斯">特伦斯</a>多次用锤子敲打杰弗里·奥德怀尔（Jeffrey O'Dwyer）博士的头部，并谋杀了他，斯科特出示证据证明泰伦斯与谋杀案有关，并厌恶地对泰伦斯大吼。而菲利普则继续向法庭阐述他们的最后申辩：他和特伦斯开始反复放屁，这甚至使得陪审团难以作出裁决。法庭裁定特伦斯无罪，特伦斯和菲利普为这个结果弹冠相庆。
</p><p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">离开法院后，特伦斯和菲利浦计划去卡夫餐馆吃晚餐，然后乘地铁回家。而在斯科特的家里，<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22%5Cu8428%5Cu8fbe%5Cu59c6%5Cu00b7%5Cu4faf%5Cu8d5b%5Cu56e0%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22%5Cu8428%5Cu8fbe%5Cu59c6%5Cu00b7%5Cu4faf%5Cu8d5b%5Cu56e0%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B%5Cu8428%5Cu8fbe%5Cu59c6%5Cu00b7%5Cu4faf%5Cu8d5b%5Cu56e0%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="1200243-10449527045e306db6a6695" href="/zh/wiki/%E8%90%A8%E8%BE%BE%E5%A7%86%C2%B7%E4%BE%AF%E8%B5%9B%E5%9B%A0" title="萨达姆·侯赛因">萨达姆·侯赛因</a>出现并为斯科特提出一个既能摆脱特伦斯和菲利浦，又能让萨达姆自己统治加拿大的计划，斯科特最终同意了这个计划。
</p><p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">在特伦斯和菲利普家，特伦斯和菲利普遇见了<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22%5Cu4e11%5Cu9c8d%5Cu52c3%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22%5Cu4e11%5Cu9c8d%5Cu52c3%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B%5Cu4e11%5Cu9c8d%5Cu52c3%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="1200243-10449527045e306db6a6695" href="/zh/wiki/%E4%B8%91%E9%B2%8D%E5%8B%83" title="丑鲍勃">丑鲍勃</a>。丑鲍勃看起来和普通的加拿大人无异，只有加拿大人和伊朗人能看出来他有多丑，菲利普建议丑鲍勃在头上戴一个纸袋，这样人们就看不见他的脸了。然后特伦斯和菲利普进了家门，特伦斯穿上了海盗服装的时候，菲利普说他收到了一封给特伦斯的信。信中写到他的女儿<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22%5Cu838e%5Cu8389%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22%5Cu838e%5Cu8389%5Cuff08%5Cu7279%5Cu4f26%5Cu65af%5Cu4e4b%5Cu5973%5Cuff09%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B%5Cu838e%5Cu8389%5Cuff08%5Cu7279%5Cu4f26%5Cu65af%5Cu4e4b%5Cu5973%5Cuff09%7C%5Cu838e%5Cu8389%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="1200243-10449527045e306db6a6695" href="/zh/wiki/%E8%8E%8E%E8%8E%89%EF%BC%88%E7%89%B9%E4%BC%A6%E6%96%AF%E4%B9%8B%E5%A5%B3%EF%BC%89" title="莎莉（特伦斯之女）">莎莉</a>在德黑兰被绑架。菲利普不知道莎莉是谁，特伦斯向他解释了莎莉是他和<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22%5Cu5e2d%5Cu7433%5Cu00b7%5Cu8fea%5Cu7fc1%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22%5Cu5e2d%5Cu7433%5Cu00b7%5Cu8fea%5Cu7fc1%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B%5Cu5e2d%5Cu7433%5Cu00b7%5Cu8fea%5Cu7fc1%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="1200243-10449527045e306db6a6695" href="/zh/wiki/%E5%B8%AD%E7%90%B3%C2%B7%E8%BF%AA%E7%BF%81" title="席琳·迪翁">席琳·迪翁</a>的女儿，以及他们是怎么搞上的。在去机场的途中，特伦斯和菲利普在席琳·迪翁的家门前停了下来，并告诉她关于莎莉的事。
</p><p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">在加拿大机场，特伦斯和菲利普问丑鲍勃纸袋的效果如何，丑鲍勃说效果很好，他甚至在下周五有了一个约会。在特伦斯和菲利普购买了飞往德黑兰的机票后，他们和其他人一起唱起了加拿大国歌，与此同时，斯科特正在通过对讲机联系萨达姆，讨论特伦斯和菲利普抵达德黑兰后应该怎么对付他们。
</p><p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">特伦斯和菲利普很快在德黑兰找到了莎莉并平安回到家中，却发现萨达姆的海报被贴遍加拿大各地。他们去席琳·迪翁家中，发现她和丑鲍勃上床了，于是特伦斯和菲利普向席琳展示了丑鲍勃是多么的丑，结果席琳吓得尖叫起来。斯科特之后也很快发现了特伦斯和菲利普还活着。
</p><p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">与此同时，美国政府告诉萨达姆他有整整3年的时间从加拿大撤军，否则他们将把整个伊朗炸飞。一旦他们离开，萨达姆也就基本等于宣布放弃了从加拿大开始接管世界的计划。斯科特为了特伦斯和菲利普还活着的事情去找萨达姆，萨达姆立即使用武装力量迫使斯科特离开了。
</p><p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">特伦斯和菲利普在家里看美国电视（其中一个他们收看的节目是南方公园），此时电视上播放了一则新闻，说萨达姆已经签署协议，同意让美国政府检查他的军事行动，并声称萨达姆是一个独裁者。此时斯科特正好打电话过来给特伦斯和菲利普，让他们在卡夫餐馆见他。
</p><p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">萨达姆以承诺要给丑鲍勃整容为交换条件，说服席琳·迪翁在游骑兵对游骑兵的橄榄球比赛前演唱伊朗国歌。此时在卡夫餐馆，斯科特告诉特伦斯和菲利普萨达姆占领加拿大都是他们的造成的，他给了泰伦斯和菲利普一枚炸弹，并告诉他们在看橄榄球赛时把炸弹绑在自己身上，而在赛中炸弹会爆炸，这会杀死特伦斯和菲利普，但这也会阻止萨达姆。
</p><p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">后来，菲利普想出了一个主意，他们可以用放屁来进行化学战，这样就不会炸死自己了。于是他们开始给每个人打电话。在橄榄球比赛当天中场休息时，席琳·迪翁开始唱伊朗国歌。然后，特伦斯提醒所有人，计划即将开始，每个加拿大人都戴上了防毒面具，并开始放屁，这导致萨达姆和伊朗人被屁熏晕。加拿大人驱逐了萨达姆，最后剧集在加拿大人合唱的加拿大国歌的声音中结束。<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22en%3ATerrance%20and%20Phillip%20in%20Not%20Without%20My%20Anus%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22en%3ATerrance%20and%20Phillip%20in%20Not%20Without%20My%20Anus%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Ben%3ATerrance%20and%20Phillip%20in%20Not%20Without%20My%20Anus%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="1200243-10449527045e306db6a6695" href="https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Terrance_and_Phillip_in_Not_Without_My_Anus" class="extiw" title="en:Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus">en:Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus</a>
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