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霍比特人”是第十七季的第十集,也是南方公园全系列的第247集,于2013年12月11日播出。

简介编辑

温蒂试图证明对年轻女孩而言,为了与明星相似会带来多大的压力。 她最新的即兴演讲使她陷入与学校同学对立的麻烦境地。这同时帮克莱德找到了新女友。

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南方公园小学的啦啦操队排练的时候,其中一名队员丽莎表现得顺从且缺乏自信,甚至称自己为“又肥又丑的队员”。

啦啦操队的队长,温蒂·泰斯伯格鼓励丽莎,为她抵御一切来自其他队员的令人恼怒的讥笑。当温蒂鼓励丽莎去确立一个更好的个人形象的时候,瑞德海蒂·特纳透露她只关心巴特斯·斯多奇,她暗恋的对象。尽管丽莎对此感到尴尬,温蒂还是建议她邀请巴特斯外出约会,来增强她的自信心。但是,当丽莎真的约巴特斯外出时,他拒绝了她,说她对他而言“太肥了”。这使丽莎羞愧地逃走了;克莱德·多诺万克雷格·塔克嘲笑巴特斯“被一个胖妞约了”。埃里克·卡特曼纠正了他们,说他们可以因她丑而笑话她,但不能因她胖而笑话她。

之后,温蒂要求巴特斯为对丽莎的无礼行为道歉,但巴特斯坚持他只是偏爱苗条的女性,并标注出他迷恋的女星,金·卡戴珊。被此激怒,温蒂更激烈地谴责巴特斯,说现实中的金·卡戴珊有“霍比特人的身体”,并用Photoshop修改自己的形象,使普通的女孩自惭形秽。巴特斯坚决不信。

巴特斯将温蒂对卡戴珊的评论告诉麦基后,温蒂被麦基老师叫去办公室喝茶。温蒂震惊于麦基老师居然是为了批评她,而不是处理巴特斯对丽莎·伯格的言语。麦基指责她是个“醋缸子”,这是她极力否认的一个标签。随后,金·卡戴珊的未婚夫坎耶·维斯特加里森老师的课上当众澄清金·卡戴珊不是个霍比特人。然而,当他尽力为她辩护时,他时常中断自己的论述,被迫承认她与霍比特人有种种相似之处,甚至到了打电话给她,向自己澄清她并不是霍比特人的地步。

Later, as Wendy sees Butters walking past the computer lab, she asks him to come and look at something, which Butters does, despite initially believing that she was going to beat him up. In the lab, Wendy uses Photoshop to "improve" Lisa Berger's appearance, in order to prove to Butters how easy it is for someone, like Kim Kardashian, to manipulate their appearance to unrealistic, fantastic levels. However, Butters, oblivious to this lesson, falls in love with Lisa's photoshopped image, believing it to represent her true appearance, and states his desire to ask her out, much to Wendy's shock.

After posting her photoshopped picture online, he prepares to ask Lisa out the next day, only to discover that she is already going out with Clyde. When Wendy sees everyone regarding Lisa's photoshopped picture as her real appearance, including her boyfriend Stan Marsh, Wendy confronts him and states that Lisa is actually "fat and ugly", just as Lisa an Clyde walk by. Lisa calls Wendy "jelly", a label that Wendy again denies.

Wendy is again summoned to Mr. Mackey's office, where he threatens to send her to "jelly school" if she doesn't change her attitude. She is unimpressed, knowing that Mr. Mackey isn't actually on the line with a "jelly school", and tells him that she will change her attitude for the better.

At the Time magazine Person Of The Year Award presentation, as Pope Francis is named Person Of The Year and receives his award, Kanye West storms the stage, interrupting the ceremony, to try and continue to challenge the belief that Kim Kardashian is a hobbit, however he further hampers his argument when he learns from calling her that a new film she's in is, in fact, The Hobbit, which he then says is loosely based on Kim's television show, Keepin' Up With The Kardashians.

Back at the South Park Elementary Gymnasium, the cheerleading squad performs before the student body, but only Lisa Berger gets applause and attention. Following this, the other cheerleaders ask Wendy to create photoshopped images of them, as well, in order to compete with her, which she refuses to do, believing that doing so would further degrade women and encourage further shallow behavior. After Wendy leaves, Lisa appears, now scantily dressed, and tells the girls that if they want to "improve" their looks, they need to go to the gym with her.

At the gym, the girls are taught how to use Photoshop and successfully create manipulated pictures of themselves, and upload them for everyone to see. The next day, all the boys gather on the playground to goggle at the photoshopped pictures of the girls. Stan is sad, seeing that not a single one of the pictures are of Wendy, and leaves to find her. When he brings up the subject, Wendy becomes defensive and shames him for wanting her to create photoshopped pictures of herself, and remarks one of Stan's imperfections, his short legs. This, however, evolves as she continues to list flaws for others at the school, not realizing that they are walking by her, and Stan and is listening. When she does finally notice them, Bebe calls her a "hater" and Mr. Mackey calls her into his office, yet again.

Meanwhile, Kanye West produces a music video in his continuing effort to prove that Kim Kardashian is not a hobbit, but the results are the same as before.

Back at the South Park Elementary gym, the cheerleaders are practicing just as they were at the beginning, except now Wendy is the meek one. And when the other cheerleaders sneer her, Lisa comes to her defense, telling her to have more confidence and recommending that she ask out Butters. Wendy, annoyed, says that she just wants to get back to cheering, but the others will not have it, demanding that she go to their "gym" and get a new self-image, via Photoshop, as they are still angry at her for the way she spoke about them. She angrily tells the other cheerleaders that they are believing in their own "bullshit" and declares that if society won't do anything to stop Photoshop, she will.

Later, Wendy appears on the news with Tom and Tammy Thompson to discuss her campaign against Photoshop, but they too accuse her of being "jelly". Following this, news correspondent Rick tell her that "the jelly school in Aurora", which his head blocks from the camera, is ready to take her in. Wendy calls him out, saying that the "jelly school" he is standing in front of is actually a Dunkin' Donuts, which Rick concedes to, but affirms his belief that she is a hater. Wendy says that she doesn't care about the names people call her and states that she will not rest until photoshopped images are properly labeled as such.

In the middle of the night, as Wendy is sleeping, Kanye West walks in and wakes her. When Wendy asks him why he's in her room, Kanye sits down and tells her a sad story about Kim Kardashian: As a hobbit, Photoshop was the only thing that could make her beautiful. And Wendy was the "Jelly Monster" that wanted to take the magical power of Photoshop away from the hobbit, eventually breaking down into tears as he reads. Wendy begins to feel guilty and admits that she's been "jelly" and a "hater".

The next day at school, Wendy is again in the computer lab, this time with a picture of herself opened in Photoshop. She begins to edit her picture as tears well up in her eyes. When she's done, she sends a mass email of her photoshopped picture to everyone, wipes away her tears, and solemnly leaves the computer lab. It's unknown what happened to her after this.

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