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这很简单,好么?”是南方公园加长未删减版中的歌曲。这首歌由麦奇老师南方公园小学的三年级生们(现在已经是四年级生了)演唱。

背景 编辑

在这首歌中,麦奇老师使用歌舞的方式,教孩子们用其他的词来代替脏话,以此阻止他们使用脏话。孩子们最终融入了麦奇老师的歌曲,对于使用其他词语代替脏话的教导感到非常高兴。

歌词 编辑

Mr. Mackey:
There are times when you get suckered in,
By drugs and alcohol and sex with women, mm'kay.
But it's when you do these things too much,
That you've become an addict and must get back in touch...

You can do it, it's all up to you, mm'kay,
With a little plan you can change your life today!
You don't have to spend your life addicted to smack,
Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for crack,
Follow my plan and very soon you will say, it's easy m'kay!

Step 1: Instead of ass say buns, like "kiss my buns" or "you're a buns hole"!
Step 2: Instead of shit say poo, as in "bull poo", "poo head" and this "poo is cold".
Step 3: With bitch drop the 't' because bich is Latin for generosity!
Step 4: Don't say fuck anymore 'cause fuck is the worst word that you can say, so just use the word mm'kay!


Children:
We can do it it's all up to us, mm'kay,
Mr. Mackey:
(mm'kay)
Children:
With a little plan we can change our lives today!
Mr. Mackey:
(You can change it today)

Everyone:
We don't have to spend our lives shooting up in the trash,
Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for cash,
Follow this plan and very soon you will say,
It's easy, mm'kay!


Mr. Mackey: Step 1...
Red: Instead of ass say "buns",
Boy 1: Like "kiss my buns",
Girl 1: or "you're a buns hole"!

Mr. Mackey: Step 2...
Annie, Butters, and Boy 2: Instead of shit say poo,
Girl 2: As in bull poo,
Kyle: "Poo head",
Boy 3: And "this poo is cold"!

Mr. Mackey: Step 3...
Boys: With bitch drop the 't',
Girls: Because bich is Latin for generosity!

Mr. Mackey: Step 4...
Children: Don't say "fuck" anymore,
Everyone: Because "fuck" is the worst word that you can say,
Children:
Fuck is the worst word that you can say!
We shouldn't say fuck,
No, we shouldn't say fuck, fuck no!

Mr. Mackey: You're cured, you can go!

Everyone:
We don't have to spend our lives shooting up in the trash,
Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for cash,
Follow this plan and very soon you will say,
It's easy, mm'kay!

Children: It's easy, mm'kay!
Mr. Mackey: It's easy mm'kay!
Children: It's easy, mm'kay!
Mr. Mackey: It's easy mm'kay!!!
Children: It's easy, mm'...
It's easy, m'...
It's easy, m'...
It's easy, m'kay!

冷知识编辑

  • 在这首歌的CD版中,背景音乐中的一个层被移除,几个孩子的台词也被不同的演员重新录制。为什么会有这些变化的原因不得而知。
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