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诺亚非舟”是第三季的第十三集,也是南方公园全系列的第44集,于1999年11月17日播出。

简介 编辑

基督教传教士到非洲传教,在此过程中上次的小孩饥饿马文开走了他们的飞船,并和主角们一起来到了另一个星球。但随后追来的传教士想把这个星球的人也变成基督教的信徒,并得到了莎莉·斯特拉瑟斯的支持。孩子们能阻止他们吗?

剧情 编辑

一个玛克拉外星人在飞船准备降落,但当这艘飞船降落之后,一只狮子跑出来,杀掉了外星人。Inside its spaceship, an alien Marklar is preparing to land. It does afterwhich and encounters lions that kill it.

在旁边的一座布道所里,埃塞俄比亚的小男孩饥饿马文正被要求去读一段圣经的祷文,他和他的埃塞俄比亚国民都被要求崇拜耶稣基督,聆听圣经的教诲,并取教名——这些都是在虚伪的食物诱惑下进行的。小男孩走了出来,走向一团人群,他们正看着山脊上的一只狮子,这只狮子就是杀死玛克拉人,攻击飞船的元凶。饥饿马文走向飞船,进入并无意地启动了它。在马文的行为被联邦调查局发现之后,联邦调查局决定去找四名曾经跟他互动过的美国男孩......

在学校,两名中央情报局的特工告诉加里森先生,他们要跟四人组谈谈。在经历了残忍的折磨(听气球被刮破的声音)之后,卡特曼终于受不了了,并告诉了特工们饥饿马文的身份。Starvin' Marvin soon encounters the boys when his craft crashes into Cartman's house. They are then taken into space when the craft jumps into a wormhole and winds up on the planet Marklar. When they return, the CIA agents are waiting. The boys (except Kenny) manage to get back in the craft along with Starvin' Marvin and go back towards the planet Marklar in order to colonize it as a new home for the starving Ethiopians. The CIA manages to bribe Sally Struthers (who is now aHutt) with Kenny's body. The Christian missionaries then realize they can spread the word of Christ to the planet Marklar.

Pursued by the CIA and missionaries, the boys have to figure out a solution. Cartman manages to convince Sally Struthers to leave them alone and to help stop the missionaries by appealing to her by saying that they're trying to be like her and simply helping these people. Using a cable channel to raise funds the missionaries are able to raise enough money for a starship, replacement engine, and a device to escape from Struthers's tractor beam.

On Marklar, the boys cannot convince the Marklars to let the Ethiopians stay due to the fact they cannot adjust to Marklar linguistics since the language refers to everyone, everywhere and everything as Marklar. Kyle manages to speak Marklar by giving his usual big speech but replacing every word with 'marklar' and the Ethiopians and Starvin' Marvin are allowed to stay. Meanwhile, the missionaries, and CIA are dragged away. The boys make an empty promise that they'll return to which Cartman says "when Jesse Jackson is President..."

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