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“要你肥4000”是第一季的第三集,也是全系列的第3集,于1997年8月27日播出。

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以下内容有剧透,请谨慎观看!!!

简介 编辑

卡特曼的作文得了奖,凯茜·李·吉福德来到南方公园为其颁奖,却不知道加里森老师正在执行一个针对她的复仇计划。另一方面,卡特曼对自己的体重总是不满意,看到电视广告之后买了增肥药给自己灌。到颁奖礼的时候,他又会成为一个什么样的胖子呢?

剧情 编辑

卡特曼赢了“拯救我们脆弱的星球”征文比赛的奖,并且据说凯茜·李·吉福德将会来到南方公园给卡特曼颁奖。这让温蒂很气愤,因为她相信卡特曼作弊了。

整个小镇变得激动不已,每个人都在为凯茜·李·吉福德的到来而准备,包括麦克丹尼尔斯市长,她打算组织一场大规模的活动来突出这个小镇并拓展她的仕途。大厨被要求在活动上唱一首歌,然而他希望能通过这个和凯茜李·吉福德上床。(最终他成功了)

同时,孩子们被要求准备一个由加里森老师导演的印第安戏剧来纪念凯茜·李·吉福德的到来(这个戏剧最终完完全全地变成了一场暴力)。然而加里森老师对凯茜·李·吉福德有由来已久的怨恨。。。

Meanwhile, the children are asked to set up an Indian play in honor of Kathie Lee (which turns out to be completely violent) with Mr. Garrison as the director. However, Mr. Garrison has a long-standing grudge against Kathie Lee for upstaging him and Mr. Hat with a rendition of "If They Could See Me Now" during a national talent show when they were children. Mr. Hat tries to get Mr. Garrison to kill Kathie Lee, but Garrison initially refuses and tries to get on with the play, which turns out to be historically accurate but also extremely violent since the Pioneers and the Indians started to fight at the beginning of the play. The townspeople are outraged when they see a rehearsal of the play (as it is extremely violent even resulting in a fatality). Mayor McDaniels tells Mr. Garrison that Kathie Lee wouldn't like the play, to which Mr. Garrison responds "To hell with Kathie Lee Gifford!" shocking the towns people. Mr. Garrison is fired as the director. As a result, he agrees to let Mr. Hat carry out the murder.

While the town gears up for the Kathie Lee's visit, the Mayor tells Cartman that he needs to get in shape for Kathie Lee's visit. After he sees a commercial for Weight Gain 4000, a body building supplement and thinks he should use it to bulk up for the big day, so he purchases some. Cartman fails to note (or in his case refuses to note) that exercise must coincide with the consumption of the product in order to attain the desired results. Consequently, he suffers an exponential weight gain. While Cartman elevates his obesity to the next level, Mr. Garrison visits Jimbo Kern's gun store to purchase a rifle, with which he plans to kill Kathie Lee.

That night, Wendy discovers Mr. Garrison's plan while sifting through the essays in his files to confirm that Cartman cheated. As it turns out, Cartman simply procured a copy of Walden by Henry David Thoreau and wrote his name on it.

Kathie Lee arrives in a bubble of bulletproof glass the following day, and as she gets to the presentation stage, Chef sings an extremely graphic song about his desire to make "sweet love" to her. Wendy and Stan try to stop Mr. Garrison when he goes to the book depository to carry out assassination, and Wendy manages to talk Mr. Garrison down, but Stan messes things up by asking about how Kathie Lee upstaged him at the talent show contest, which causes Mr. Hat to take the shot anyway. At the same time, the stage collapses under Cartman's weight, throwing Kathie Lee to safety and moving Kenny into Mr. Hat's line of fire. The bullet hits Kenny and sends him flying into a flagpole, resulting in him being impaled in the head. Kathie Lee's security men then drive her out of South Park and away from the gunman, and Wendy tries to explain how Cartman cheated on the essay, but the townspeople only cared about Kathie Lee and leave bummed.

The episode ends with Mr. Garrison in the mental hospital (with Mr. Hat in a straight jacket) and Cartman appearing on Geraldo because of his morbid obesity, where he comically states "Follow your dreams. You can reach your goals, I'm living proof... Beefcake, Beefcake!" Also, Chef succeeds in his goal of fornicating with Kathie Lee, although even he is somewhat taken aback by her sexual demands asking if she is trying to kill him.

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