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猫之恋曲”是第三季的第七集,也是南方公园全系列的第38集,于1999年7月14日播出。

简介 编辑

卡特曼的妈妈要出门,找来雪莉照顾卡特曼,结果这一天卡特曼受尽欺负。而在试图反抗的过程中卡特曼发现雪莉也受到了她男朋友的背叛伤心欲绝。那么他会采取什么立场呢?同时卡特曼的宠物猫猫咪先生似乎发春了。

剧情 编辑

As the episode begins, Cartman is acting out the movie "Wild Wild West" with his toys. As he is playing, Liane comes in and tells him thst she is going to a meteor shower party and introduces his babysitter: Shelly Marsh. She shows Shelly around and explains that Mr. Kitty is in heat. After she leaves, Cartman proceeds to boss Shelly around, but is quickly put in his place.

Cartman is angered by the violence that Shelly displays and how she orders him around. He attempts to phone his mom but Shelly is using the phone.

Later on, Shelly's boyfriend Skyler comes around and Cartman manages to take a picture of them kissing. He goes upstairs, locks the door, and ties the picture to Mr. Kitty who is in heat. She takes the picture away but Shelly manages to get the picture and Kitty runs off.

Shelly tricks Cartman to open the door and drags him downstairs. Skyler's band "The Lords of the Underworld " have arrived and are practicing music. After Shelly performs a song with the band, the band leaves after taking a dislike to her.

Shelly and Skyler go outside to watch the meteor shower. Cartman convinces them to let him come and watch with them. He goes but conceals a tape recorder in his shirt so he can prove Skyler was over, his previous phone call to his mom failed since she didn't believe him.

Outside, Skyler dumps Shelly after she will not let him get any physical love out of her. She is reduced to tears and Cartman reveals he caught her and that she will be caught but she doesn't care. Shelly said that Skyler acted he really cared about her and nobody at her school will go out with her because she's ugly. At first, Cartman said Shelly is not ugly but then admits that she is ugly, but said that Shelly doesn't have to date 22 year old guys because Skyler was a jerk and gross for only dating 12 year olds. Shelly realizes that Cartman is right about Skyler and wants to get him back but doesn't know how, so Cartman decides to help her get revenge.

Kitty has been stalking the streets looking for male cats which proves successful when she finds a group.

Cartman's plan works as he manages to lure Skyler out his house by playing a tape stating Selma Hayek is in need of help. Inside, Shelly smashes Skyler's beloved guitar and sticks it in a pile of kitty litter with the words King Turd spelled out.

At Cartman's house, Kitty has lured all the cats in and they have engaged in a cat orgy, Cartman tries to shoo them out but encounters Skyler upon opening the door. Cartman throws a box of catnip at him and the cats go mad and try to rape him.

Shelly admits she thinks Cartman is okay, and he thinks she is too proving that two people who hate each other can get along. Cartman's mom comes home to discover the house covered in mess from the cats. Shelly and Cartman blame each other for it but she is too drunk to notice. Cartman and Shelly then make up and Cartman finishes by singing his Wild Wild West song.

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