“圣诞你妈的快乐”是在第三季“汉基先生的圣诞特辑”中出现的，由加里森老师演唱的歌曲。
背景[]
加里森老师在班上通过这首歌教孩子们其他国家的人，例如印度人、日本人和阿拉伯国家的人不庆祝圣诞节。
歌词[]
I heard there is no Christmas
In the silly Middle East
No trees, no snow, no Santa Claus
They have different religious beliefs
They believe in Muhammad
And not in our holiday
And so every December
I go to the Middle East and say...
Hey there Mr. Muslim!
Merry fucking Christmas!
Put down that book the Quran
And hear some holiday wishes!
In case you haven't noticed,
It's Jesus' birthday!
So get off your heathen Muslim ass
and fucking celebrate!
There is no holiday season
in India I've heard
They don't hang up their stockings
And that is just absurd!
They've never read a Christmas story
They don't know what Rudolph is about
And that is why in December
I'll go to India and shout...
Hey there Mr. Hinduist!
Merry fucking Christmas!
Drink eggnog and eat some beef
And pass it to the missus!
In case you haven't noticed,
It's Jesus' birthday!
So get off your heathen Hindu ass
and fucking celebrate!
Now I heard that in Japan
Everyone just lives in sin
They pray to several gods
And put needles in their skin.
On December 25
All they do is eat a cake
And that is why I go to Japan
And walk around and say...
Hey there Mr. Shintoist!
Merry fucking Christmas!
God is gonna kick your ass
You infidelic pagan scum!
In case you haven't noticed,
There's festive things to do!
So lets all rejoice for Jesus
And Merry fucking Christmas to you.
On Christmas Day
I travel 'round the world and say
Taoists, Krishnas, Buddhists, and all you atheists too
Merry Fucking Christmas to you!
(Clapping) Thank you Mr. Hat.
国语版歌词[]
我听说中东没人知道
要过圣诞节
下雪，圣诞树，圣诞老人
都跟他们没有关系
他们只相信阿拉
不鸟我们的节日
所以我千辛万苦
飞到中东去矫正他们～
嘿，听好糙米虫
圣诞已来到
你最好快许心愿
不然大难就临头
别说我没通知你
小心耶稣生气
快假装你是基督徒
快一起来庆祝
我听人说在印度
也不过圣诞节
也没有人挂长袜
幻想会有礼物
没有人听过耶稣基督
完全不了是什么状况
于是我又飞到印度去
给他们警告～
我咧，你个冒牌货
圣诞已来到
喝点酒配生牛肉
把禁忌抛到脑后
别说我没通知你
耶稣生日到了
快假装你是基督徒
不要再瞎胡闹
我听说在日本
不注重精神生活
为了达到高潮
他们不惜万针穿孔
但圣诞节这天
他们却不用针灸
所以我不辞辛劳去日本
大声疾呼～
巴嘎，过期烂电视
圣诞已来到
不准再倾销日货
也别再扮猪吃老虎
别说我没通知你
“302”会整死你
不管有钱还是没钱
你快过圣诞节
马不停蹄
我忙得就像狗一样
糙米虫加烂电视全都给我消失
祝你妈的圣诞快乐
（鼓掌）藏镜人，感谢您
冷知识[]
- 《圣诞你妈的快乐》是在南方公园：25周年音乐会上演唱的曲目之一，但实际播出版本中不包括这首歌。演唱现场还播放了几个剧中圣诞节特辑的片段剪辑，比如“红橇坠落”和“圣诞嗨雪”。
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