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{{南方公园剧集|图片 = SP912.JPG|英文原名 = Trapped in the Closet|季数 = 9|集数 = 12|首播日期 = 2005年11月16日|前一集 = [[红发小孩]]|下一集 = [[解救威兹雅克]] |
{{南方公园剧集|图片 = SP912.JPG|英文原名 = Trapped in the Closet|季数 = 9|集数 = 12|首播日期 = 2005年11月16日|前一集 = [[红发小孩]]|下一集 = [[解救威兹雅克]] |
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| − | + | “'''困在衣柜中'''”是第九季的第十二集，也是南方公园全系列的第137集，于2005年11月16日播出。 |
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==简介== |
==简介== |
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| + | [[斯坦·马什|斯坦]]做了一个山达基性格测试，在作出几种推断后，山达基教的人试图说服他，他就是他们的新领袖。[[汤姆·克鲁斯]]钻进斯坦的衣柜里并且拒绝出来，甚至否认他藏在衣柜里的事实。同时，斯坦参与到山达基教中，这导致他和[[凯尔·布罗夫洛夫斯基|凯尔]]的友谊变得紧张。 |
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| − | [[Stan Marsh|Stan]] takes a Scientology personality quiz, and after making several allegations, the Scientologists try to convince him he is to be their new leader. Tom Cruise goes into Stan's closet and refuses to come out, and even denies the fact that he's in the closet. Meanwhile, Stan's involvement in Scientology puts a strain on his friendship with Kyle. |
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==剧情== |
==剧情== |
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| + | {{剧透警告}}斯坦为了攒钱买新自行车，没有和他的朋友一起去玩激光枪战。他偶遇几个[[山达基教信徒|山达基教的人]]，他们怂恿斯坦参加一个免费的性格测试。斯坦随后询问山达基教是不是一个宗教，但咨询员回避了这个问题。做完性格测试后，咨询人作出评估，告诉斯坦说他的性格很抑郁，是山达基教的完美人选。 |
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| − | {{剧透警告}}Stan doesn't go with the rest of his friends to play laser-tag, attempting to save up money for a new bike. He runs across some Scientologists, who encourage him to take a free personality test. Stan starts to question whether Scientology is a religion, which the auditors try to avoid. After the personality test, the auditor makes the assessment that Stan is depressed and a perfect candidate for Scientology. |
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| + | 吃晚饭时，斯坦问他的父母要钱，准备参加一个“自我救助项目”，告诉他父母他已经抑郁了，而且他还不知道。兰迪告诉他，如果想参加这个项目，就去用他买自行车的钱。 |
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| − | At dinner, Stan asks his parents for the money for "a self-help program", telling his parents that he's been depressed and didn't know it. [[Randy Marsh|Randy]] tells him to use his bike money if he wants to join the help program. |
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| + | 在斯坦完成这次咨询之后，惊愕的咨询员把结果送到了总部办公室。由于斯坦的“希坦”（Thetan）等级高得令人惊讶，山达基教的会长总结说，他就是[[L·罗恩·贺伯特]]再世。 |
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| − | After Stan goes through his auditing session, the shocked auditor sends the results to the home office. Due to Stan's impressive thetan levels, the president of Scientology concludes that he is the reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard. |
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| + | 山达基教会长拜访了斯坦家，把这件事告诉他的家人。兰迪一边和山达基教的人交谈，一边把斯坦送到自己的房间。在房间里，[[汤姆·克鲁斯]]问斯坦对自己拍的电影的看法。斯坦鼓励了他。斯坦对他演技冷漠的评价让克鲁斯很难过，他把自己锁在斯坦的衣柜里，这也导致了一个笑料：“汤姆·克鲁斯永不出柜！”。 |
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| − | The president of Scientology visits Stan's home, and tells his family the news. Randy sends Stan up to his room while he talks with the Scientologists. Stan, in his room, encounters [[Tom Cruise]] who asks him what he thought of his movies. Stan's callous opinion of his acting causes Cruise to get upset and he locks himself in Stan's closet, resulting in the running joke of "Tom Cruise won't come out of the closet!" |
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| + | 山达基教会长告诉斯坦山达基教的秘密——[[兹努]]的故事（这个故事在屏幕上播放，屏幕底部有一行字：“这其实就是山达基教人相信的东西”）。山达基教会长告诉斯坦，他的工作就是为教堂撰写新教义。斯坦告诉他他不知道怎么动笔，会长对他说，贺伯特本人一开始也不知道。 |
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| − | The president of Scientology tells Stan the secrets of Scientology, the [[wikipedia:Xenu|Xenu story]] (which is played out on the screen with the words "This is what Scientologists Actually Believe" on the bottom of the screen). The president of Scientology tells Stan that his job is to write new doctrine for the church. Stan tells him he does not know how to start, the president tells Stan that Hubbard did not know either. |
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| + | 在他撰写教义时，整个小镇都参与到试图让汤姆·克鲁斯出柜的行动中。[[约翰·特拉沃尔塔]]是另一名著名的山达基教成员，被克鲁斯叫了进去，但最后也和克鲁斯一起待在衣柜里。在新闻报道中，[[R·凯利]]随意地哼着歌，随后掏出了手枪。[[妮可·基德曼]]被带进来，试图把克鲁斯哄出衣柜，但并没有什么用。R·凯利也被叫了进去，结果最后也待在了衣柜里。 |
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| − | As he is writing, the whole town has gotten involved in trying to get Tom Cruise out of the closet. [[John Travolta]], another famous Scientologist, is called in but he also ends up in the closet with Cruise. During the newscast [[R. Kelly]] (singing like he does in "Trapped in the Closet") randomly sings then pulls out his gun. [[Nicole Kidman]] is brought in to try to coax him out of the closet, to no avail. R. Kelly is also called in, but also finds himself in the closet as well. |
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| + | 斯坦在写教义时，[[凯尔·布罗夫洛夫斯基|凯尔]]、[[肯尼·麦考密克|肯尼]]和[[埃里克·卡特曼|卡特曼]]来到他家拜访了他。凯尔试图告诉斯坦关于贺伯特的真相，但斯坦并没有听。 |
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| − | As Stan is writing the doctrine, [[Kyle Broflovski|Kyle]], [[Kenny McCormick|Kenny]], and [[Eric Cartman|Cartman]] pay him a visit at home. Kyle tries to tell Stan the truth about Hubbard, but Stan will not listen. |
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| + | 斯坦向会长展示了他写的教义，告诉他内容都有些什么。当他说山达基教不应该为了宗教而付出金钱时，会长告诉他了真相——山达基教就是个大骗局。 |
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| − | Stan presents his new doctrine to the president, telling him what is in them. When he says that Scientologists should not have to pay to be in the religion anymore, the president tells him the truth -- Scientology is a big scam. |
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| + | 在斯坦在对外面的追随者阅读他的教义时，他读不下去了，告诉大家这是个大骗局。这使得山达基教会员对他生气，会长告诉斯坦，他会因为斯坦说宗教是骗局而起诉他。斯坦告诉会长，是会长告诉他这是个骗局的，但会长否认了这个说法。同时，克鲁斯、特拉沃尔塔和R·凯利走出了衣柜。克鲁斯告诉斯坦，是斯坦让他一副窘样，威胁说要到英国起诉斯坦。斯坦在他们身后喊着：“去啊！起诉我啊！我不怕你们！” |
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| − | When Stan tries to read his doctrine to the followers outside, he can't do it, and proceeds to tell everyone that it is a big scam. This makes the Scientologists angry at him, and the president tells him that he will sue Stan for saying that their religion is a scam. Stan tells the president that he stated Scientology was a big scam, but the president denies it. In the meantime, Cruise, Travolta and R. Kelly have come out of the closet, and Cruise tells Stan that he made him look stupid and threatens to sue him in England. Stan proceeds to shout after them, "Go ahead! Sue me! I dare you!" |
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| + | 片尾制作人员名单上，滚动的每个人的名字都是“约翰·史密斯”或者“珍·史密斯”[[en:Trapped in the Closet]] |
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| − | The credits roll, with everyone named as either "John Smith" or "Jane Smith." |
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[[Category:第九季]] |
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2019年7月15日 (一) 15:21的版本
“困在衣柜中”是第九季的第十二集，也是南方公园全系列的第137集，于2005年11月16日播出。
简介
斯坦做了一个山达基性格测试，在作出几种推断后，山达基教的人试图说服他，他就是他们的新领袖。汤姆·克鲁斯钻进斯坦的衣柜里并且拒绝出来，甚至否认他藏在衣柜里的事实。同时，斯坦参与到山达基教中，这导致他和凯尔的友谊变得紧张。
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剧透警告！！！
以下内容有剧透，请谨慎观看！！！ |
斯坦为了攒钱买新自行车，没有和他的朋友一起去玩激光枪战。他偶遇几个山达基教的人，他们怂恿斯坦参加一个免费的性格测试。斯坦随后询问山达基教是不是一个宗教，但咨询员回避了这个问题。做完性格测试后，咨询人作出评估，告诉斯坦说他的性格很抑郁，是山达基教的完美人选。
吃晚饭时，斯坦问他的父母要钱，准备参加一个“自我救助项目”，告诉他父母他已经抑郁了，而且他还不知道。兰迪告诉他，如果想参加这个项目，就去用他买自行车的钱。
在斯坦完成这次咨询之后，惊愕的咨询员把结果送到了总部办公室。由于斯坦的“希坦”（Thetan）等级高得令人惊讶，山达基教的会长总结说，他就是L·罗恩·贺伯特再世。
山达基教会长拜访了斯坦家，把这件事告诉他的家人。兰迪一边和山达基教的人交谈，一边把斯坦送到自己的房间。在房间里，汤姆·克鲁斯问斯坦对自己拍的电影的看法。斯坦鼓励了他。斯坦对他演技冷漠的评价让克鲁斯很难过，他把自己锁在斯坦的衣柜里，这也导致了一个笑料：“汤姆·克鲁斯永不出柜！”。
山达基教会长告诉斯坦山达基教的秘密——兹努的故事（这个故事在屏幕上播放，屏幕底部有一行字：“这其实就是山达基教人相信的东西”）。山达基教会长告诉斯坦，他的工作就是为教堂撰写新教义。斯坦告诉他他不知道怎么动笔，会长对他说，贺伯特本人一开始也不知道。
在他撰写教义时，整个小镇都参与到试图让汤姆·克鲁斯出柜的行动中。约翰·特拉沃尔塔是另一名著名的山达基教成员，被克鲁斯叫了进去，但最后也和克鲁斯一起待在衣柜里。在新闻报道中，R·凯利随意地哼着歌，随后掏出了手枪。妮可·基德曼被带进来，试图把克鲁斯哄出衣柜，但并没有什么用。R·凯利也被叫了进去，结果最后也待在了衣柜里。
斯坦在写教义时，凯尔、肯尼和卡特曼来到他家拜访了他。凯尔试图告诉斯坦关于贺伯特的真相，但斯坦并没有听。
斯坦向会长展示了他写的教义，告诉他内容都有些什么。当他说山达基教不应该为了宗教而付出金钱时，会长告诉他了真相——山达基教就是个大骗局。
在斯坦在对外面的追随者阅读他的教义时，他读不下去了，告诉大家这是个大骗局。这使得山达基教会员对他生气，会长告诉斯坦，他会因为斯坦说宗教是骗局而起诉他。斯坦告诉会长，是会长告诉他这是个骗局的，但会长否认了这个说法。同时，克鲁斯、特拉沃尔塔和R·凯利走出了衣柜。克鲁斯告诉斯坦，是斯坦让他一副窘样，威胁说要到英国起诉斯坦。斯坦在他们身后喊着：“去啊！起诉我啊！我不怕你们！”
片尾制作人员名单上，滚动的每个人的名字都是“约翰·史密斯”或者“珍·史密斯”