名单风波

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<p data-rte-fromparser="true">以下内容有剧透，请谨慎观看！！！<b></span></b>
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<p data-rte-fromparser="true">一些四年级学生正在食堂吃午饭时，面色忧虑的<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22%5Cu5df4%5Cu7279%5Cu65af%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22%5Cu5df4%5Cu7279%5Cu65af%5Cu00b7%5Cu65af%5Cu591a%5Cu5947%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B%5Cu5df4%5Cu7279%5Cu65af%5Cu00b7%5Cu65af%5Cu591a%5Cu5947%7C%5Cu5df4%5Cu7279%5Cu65af%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="1200243-11869645255deb708e68a8b" href="/zh/wiki/%E5%B7%B4%E7%89%B9%E6%96%AF%C2%B7%E6%96%AF%E5%A4%9A%E5%A5%87" title="巴特斯·斯多奇">巴特斯</a>冲到他们面前，告诉他们关于一个名单的事。他惊叫着说这些女生是如何把男生从最可爱到最丑做成一个排名表的。结果，大家都开始争谁才是最好看的那个。在走廊上，<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22%5Cu57c3%5Cu91cc%5Cu514b%5Cu00b7%5Cu5361%5Cu7279%5Cu66fc%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22%5Cu57c3%5Cu91cc%5Cu514b%5Cu00b7%5Cu5361%5Cu7279%5Cu66fc%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B%5Cu57c3%5Cu91cc%5Cu514b%5Cu00b7%5Cu5361%5Cu7279%5Cu66fc%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="1200243-11869645255deb708e68a8b" href="/zh/wiki/%E5%9F%83%E9%87%8C%E5%85%8B%C2%B7%E5%8D%A1%E7%89%B9%E6%9B%BC" title="埃里克·卡特曼">埃里克·卡特曼</a>要求<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22%5Cu8d1d%5Cu84d3%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22%5Cu8d1d%5Cu84d3%5Cu00b7%5Cu65af%5Cu8482%5Cu6587%5Cu65af%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B%5Cu8d1d%5Cu84d3%5Cu00b7%5Cu65af%5Cu8482%5Cu6587%5Cu65af%7C%5Cu8d1d%5Cu84d3%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="1200243-11869645255deb708e68a8b" href="/zh/wiki/%E8%B4%9D%E8%93%93%C2%B7%E6%96%AF%E8%92%82%E6%96%87%E6%96%AF" title="贝蓓·斯蒂文斯">贝蓓</a>把表给他们看。贝蓓解释说名单在保管人<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22%5Cu5948%5Cu8389%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22%5Cu5948%5Cu8389%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B%5Cu5948%5Cu8389%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="1200243-11869645255deb708e68a8b" href="/zh/wiki/%E5%A5%88%E8%8E%89" title="奈莉">奈莉</a>手上，并告诉他们男生永远也不可能看到，随后对他们呸了几声，愤然离开。卡特曼作为反击呸了回去，满是恨意地朝她竖了中指。贝蓓离开之后，男孩们只能完全通过自己的努力得到那张表了。
</p><p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">在卡特曼的地下室里，他设计出一套得到名单的计划（“绝对不可能会失败的行动”）然而，这个计划最终失败，男孩们被迫撤退。再一次回到地下室之后，卡特曼设置了他的下一个计划（“绝对不可能会失败第二次的行动”）。这一次，<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22%5Cu80af%5Cu5c3c%5Cu00b7%5Cu9ea6%5Cu8003%5Cu5bc6%5Cu514b%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22%5Cu80af%5Cu5c3c%5Cu00b7%5Cu9ea6%5Cu8003%5Cu5bc6%5Cu514b%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B%5Cu80af%5Cu5c3c%5Cu00b7%5Cu9ea6%5Cu8003%5Cu5bc6%5Cu514b%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="1200243-11869645255deb708e68a8b" href="/zh/wiki/%E8%82%AF%E5%B0%BC%C2%B7%E9%BA%A6%E8%80%83%E5%AF%86%E5%85%8B" title="肯尼·麦考密克">肯尼·麦考密克</a>会在奈莉离开餐厅去午休时闪现在她面前，往地上吐口水。
</p><p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">计划成功了。肯尼、卡特曼、巴特斯和<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22%5Cu514b%5Cu96f7%5Cu683c%5Cu00b7%5Cu5854%5Cu514b%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22%5Cu514b%5Cu96f7%5Cu683c%5Cu00b7%5Cu5854%5Cu514b%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B%5Cu514b%5Cu96f7%5Cu683c%5Cu00b7%5Cu5854%5Cu514b%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="1200243-11869645255deb708e68a8b" href="/zh/wiki/%E5%85%8B%E9%9B%B7%E6%A0%BC%C2%B7%E5%A1%94%E5%85%8B" title="克雷格·塔克">克雷格·塔克</a>冲过走廊，其中肯尼手上拿着名单。其他男生紧接着追随他们四个。他们四个随后又被那些十分生气的女生追赶。他们进了男厕所来躲避女生们，然后把名单贴在了墙上。男孩们随后一起看了这个名单。名单从第一到最后一名分别是：
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</li><li data-rte-spaces-before="1"><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22%5Cu6258%5Cu80af%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22%5Cu6258%5Cu80af%5Cu00b7%5Cu5e03%5Cu83b1%5Cu514b%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B%5Cu6258%5Cu80af%5Cu00b7%5Cu5e03%5Cu83b1%5Cu514b%7C%5Cu6258%5Cu80af%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="1200243-11869645255deb708e68a8b" href="/zh/wiki/%E6%89%98%E8%82%AF%C2%B7%E5%B8%83%E8%8E%B1%E5%85%8B" title="托肯·布莱克">托肯</a>
</li><li data-rte-spaces-before="1"><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22%5Cu65af%5Cu5766%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22%5Cu65af%5Cu5766%5Cu00b7%5Cu9a6c%5Cu4ec0%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B%5Cu65af%5Cu5766%5Cu00b7%5Cu9a6c%5Cu4ec0%7C%5Cu65af%5Cu5766%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="1200243-11869645255deb708e68a8b" href="/zh/wiki/%E6%96%AF%E5%9D%A6%C2%B7%E9%A9%AC%E4%BB%80" title="斯坦·马什">斯坦</a>
</li><li data-rte-spaces-before="1"><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22%5Cu5e03%5Cu83b1%5Cu5fb7%5Cu5229%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22%5Cu5e03%5Cu83b1%5Cu5fb7%5Cu5229%5Cu00b7%5Cu6bd5%5Cu683c%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B%5Cu5e03%5Cu83b1%5Cu5fb7%5Cu5229%5Cu00b7%5Cu6bd5%5Cu683c%7C%5Cu5e03%5Cu83b1%5Cu5fb7%5Cu5229%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="1200243-11869645255deb708e68a8b" href="/zh/wiki/%E5%B8%83%E8%8E%B1%E5%BE%B7%E5%88%A9%C2%B7%E6%AF%95%E6%A0%BC" title="布莱德利·毕格">布莱德利</a>
</li><li data-rte-spaces-before="1"><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22%5Cu6770%5Cu68ee%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22%5Cu6770%5Cu68ee%5Cu00b7%5Cu6000%5Cu7279%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B%5Cu6770%5Cu68ee%5Cu00b7%5Cu6000%5Cu7279%7C%5Cu6770%5Cu68ee%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="1200243-11869645255deb708e68a8b" href="/zh/wiki/%E6%9D%B0%E6%A3%AE%C2%B7%E6%80%80%E7%89%B9" title="杰森·怀特">杰森</a>
</li><li data-rte-spaces-before="1"><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22%5Cu52d2%5Cu7f57%5Cu4f0a%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22%5Cu5f7c%5Cu5f97%5Cu00b7%5Cu9a6c%5Cu4f26%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B%5Cu5f7c%5Cu5f97%5Cu00b7%5Cu9a6c%5Cu4f26%7C%5Cu52d2%5Cu7f57%5Cu4f0a%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="1200243-11869645255deb708e68a8b" href="/zh/wiki/%E5%BD%BC%E5%BE%97%C2%B7%E9%A9%AC%E4%BC%A6" title="彼得·马伦">勒罗伊</a>
</li><li data-rte-spaces-before="1"><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22%5Cu80af%5Cu5c3c%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22%5Cu80af%5Cu5c3c%5Cu00b7%5Cu9ea6%5Cu8003%5Cu5bc6%5Cu514b%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B%5Cu80af%5Cu5c3c%5Cu00b7%5Cu9ea6%5Cu8003%5Cu5bc6%5Cu514b%7C%5Cu80af%5Cu5c3c%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="1200243-11869645255deb708e68a8b" href="/zh/wiki/%E8%82%AF%E5%B0%BC%C2%B7%E9%BA%A6%E8%80%83%E5%AF%86%E5%85%8B" title="肯尼·麦考密克">肯尼</a>
</li><li data-rte-spaces-before="1"><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22%5Cu7279%5Cu7ef4%5Cu514b%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22%5Cu7279%5Cu7ef4%5Cu514b%5Cu00b7%5Cu7279%5Cu5a01%5Cu514b%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B%5Cu7279%5Cu7ef4%5Cu514b%5Cu00b7%5Cu7279%5Cu5a01%5Cu514b%7C%5Cu7279%5Cu7ef4%5Cu514b%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="1200243-11869645255deb708e68a8b" href="/zh/wiki/%E7%89%B9%E7%BB%B4%E5%85%8B%C2%B7%E7%89%B9%E5%A8%81%E5%85%8B" title="特维克·特威克">特维克</a>
</li><li data-rte-spaces-before="1"><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22%5Cu51ef%5Cu6587%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22%5Cu51ef%5Cu6587%5Cu00b7%5Cu65af%5Cu591a%5Cu5229%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B%5Cu51ef%5Cu6587%5Cu00b7%5Cu65af%5Cu591a%5Cu5229%7C%5Cu51ef%5Cu6587%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="1200243-11869645255deb708e68a8b" href="/zh/wiki/%E5%87%AF%E6%96%87%C2%B7%E6%96%AF%E5%A4%9A%E5%88%A9" title="凯文·斯多利">凯文</a>
</li><li data-rte-spaces-before="1"><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22%5Cu5409%5Cu7c73%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22%5Cu5409%5Cu7c73%5Cu00b7%5Cu74e6%5Cu5c14%5Cu83ab%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B%5Cu5409%5Cu7c73%5Cu00b7%5Cu74e6%5Cu5c14%5Cu83ab%7C%5Cu5409%5Cu7c73%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="1200243-11869645255deb708e68a8b" href="/zh/wiki/%E5%90%89%E7%B1%B3%C2%B7%E7%93%A6%E5%B0%94%E8%8E%AB" title="吉米·瓦尔莫">吉米</a>
</li><li data-rte-spaces-before="1"><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22%5Cu5df4%5Cu7279%5Cu65af%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22%5Cu5df4%5Cu7279%5Cu65af%5Cu00b7%5Cu65af%5Cu591a%5Cu5947%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B%5Cu5df4%5Cu7279%5Cu65af%5Cu00b7%5Cu65af%5Cu591a%5Cu5947%7C%5Cu5df4%5Cu7279%5Cu65af%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="1200243-11869645255deb708e68a8b" href="/zh/wiki/%E5%B7%B4%E7%89%B9%E6%96%AF%C2%B7%E6%96%AF%E5%A4%9A%E5%A5%87" title="巴特斯·斯多奇">巴特斯</a>
</li><li data-rte-spaces-before="1"><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22%5Cu514b%5Cu96f7%5Cu683c%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22%5Cu514b%5Cu96f7%5Cu683c%5Cu00b7%5Cu5854%5Cu514b%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B%5Cu514b%5Cu96f7%5Cu683c%5Cu00b7%5Cu5854%5Cu514b%7C%5Cu514b%5Cu96f7%5Cu683c%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="1200243-11869645255deb708e68a8b" href="/zh/wiki/%E5%85%8B%E9%9B%B7%E6%A0%BC%C2%B7%E5%A1%94%E5%85%8B" title="克雷格·塔克">克雷格</a>
</li><li data-rte-spaces-before="1"><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22%5Cu63d0%5Cu7c73%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22%5Cu63d0%5Cu7c73%5Cu00b7%5Cu4f2f%5Cu5947%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B%5Cu63d0%5Cu7c73%5Cu00b7%5Cu4f2f%5Cu5947%7C%5Cu63d0%5Cu7c73%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="1200243-11869645255deb708e68a8b" href="/zh/wiki/%E6%8F%90%E7%B1%B3%C2%B7%E4%BC%AF%E5%A5%87" title="提米·伯奇">提米</a>
</li><li data-rte-spaces-before="1"><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22%5Cu5f17%5Cu6717%5Cu897f%5Cu65af%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22%5Cu5f17%5Cu6717%5Cu897f%5Cu65af%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B%5Cu5f17%5Cu6717%5Cu897f%5Cu65af%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="1200243-11869645255deb708e68a8b" href="/zh/wiki/%E5%BC%97%E6%9C%97%E8%A5%BF%E6%96%AF" title="弗朗西斯">弗朗西斯</a>
</li><li data-rte-spaces-before="1"><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22%5Cu5361%5Cu7279%5Cu66fc%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22%5Cu57c3%5Cu91cc%5Cu514b%5Cu00b7%5Cu5361%5Cu7279%5Cu66fc%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B%5Cu57c3%5Cu91cc%5Cu514b%5Cu00b7%5Cu5361%5Cu7279%5Cu66fc%7C%5Cu5361%5Cu7279%5Cu66fc%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="1200243-11869645255deb708e68a8b" href="/zh/wiki/%E5%9F%83%E9%87%8C%E5%85%8B%C2%B7%E5%8D%A1%E7%89%B9%E6%9B%BC" title="埃里克·卡特曼">卡特曼</a>
</li><li data-rte-spaces-before="1"><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22%5Cu51ef%5Cu5c14%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22%5Cu51ef%5Cu5c14%5Cu00b7%5Cu5e03%5Cu7f57%5Cu592b%5Cu6d1b%5Cu592b%5Cu65af%5Cu57fa%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B%5Cu51ef%5Cu5c14%5Cu00b7%5Cu5e03%5Cu7f57%5Cu592b%5Cu6d1b%5Cu592b%5Cu65af%5Cu57fa%7C%5Cu51ef%5Cu5c14%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="1200243-11869645255deb708e68a8b" href="/zh/wiki/%E5%87%AF%E5%B0%94%C2%B7%E5%B8%83%E7%BD%97%E5%A4%AB%E6%B4%9B%E5%A4%AB%E6%96%AF%E5%9F%BA" title="凯尔·布罗夫洛夫斯基">凯尔</a>
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<p data-rte-fromparser="true">卡特曼迅速提到凯尔垫底。这使得凯尔以便听着埃里克嘲讽他一边看着名单。凯尔原本大体上不关心这个名单以及他人的意见，现在却一个人站在洗手间里，慢慢地对自己的外表有了自知之明。
</p><p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">放学之后，巴特斯跑回家，告诉他的父母，他在女生的名单上排第十一名。他的爸爸回应他：“你真棒！”，并且表明他们不用再禁足他了。
</p><p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">同时，凯尔在和他的家人一起吃饭，他的妈妈看到他情绪有些沮丧就问了他怎么回事，凯尔这才解释了名单的事。<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22%5Cu5e0c%5Cu62c9%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22%5Cu5e0c%5Cu62c9%5Cu00b7%5Cu5e03%5Cu7f57%5Cu592b%5Cu6d1b%5Cu592b%5Cu65af%5Cu57fa%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B%5Cu5e0c%5Cu62c9%5Cu00b7%5Cu5e03%5Cu7f57%5Cu592b%5Cu6d1b%5Cu592b%5Cu65af%5Cu57fa%7C%5Cu5e0c%5Cu62c9%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="1200243-11869645255deb708e68a8b" href="/zh/wiki/%E5%B8%8C%E6%8B%89%C2%B7%E5%B8%83%E7%BD%97%E5%A4%AB%E6%B4%9B%E5%A4%AB%E6%96%AF%E5%9F%BA" title="希拉·布罗夫洛夫斯基">希拉</a>认为这个名单十分荒唐，说他外表长得像他爸爸<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22%5Cu6770%5Cu62c9%5Cu5fb7%5Cu00b7%5Cu5e03%5Cu7f57%5Cu592b%5Cu6d1b%5Cu592b%5Cu65af%5Cu57fa%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22%5Cu6770%5Cu62c9%5Cu5fb7%5Cu00b7%5Cu5e03%5Cu7f57%5Cu592b%5Cu6d1b%5Cu592b%5Cu65af%5Cu57fa%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B%5Cu6770%5Cu62c9%5Cu5fb7%5Cu00b7%5Cu5e03%5Cu7f57%5Cu592b%5Cu6d1b%5Cu592b%5Cu65af%5Cu57fa%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="1200243-11869645255deb708e68a8b" href="/zh/wiki/%E6%9D%B0%E6%8B%89%E5%BE%B7%C2%B7%E5%B8%83%E7%BD%97%E5%A4%AB%E6%B4%9B%E5%A4%AB%E6%96%AF%E5%9F%BA" title="杰拉德·布罗夫洛夫斯基">杰拉德·布罗夫洛夫斯基</a>。他的爸爸随后说他的鼻子像他妈妈的。凯尔吓坏了，站了起来，然后喊着“你们至少应该告诉我啊！”离开了餐桌。凯尔正试着入睡，却被出现在他家窗户外，吹嘘着自己更迷人的卡特曼扰乱了心思。凯尔拉上了窗帘，尝试入睡。克莱德这时候在他的卧室里，等到他妈妈叫完他上床离开之后，他对着镜子摆出各种造型，想要看着更帅一点。
</p><p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">在走廊上，克莱德一边走着一边跟女生们打招呼。凯尔依旧很难过，克莱德告诉他<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22%5Cu4e9a%5Cu4f2f%5Cu62c9%5Cu7f55%5Cu00b7%5Cu6797%5Cu80af%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22%5Cu4e9a%5Cu4f2f%5Cu62c9%5Cu7f55%5Cu00b7%5Cu6797%5Cu80af%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B%5Cu4e9a%5Cu4f2f%5Cu62c9%5Cu7f55%5Cu00b7%5Cu6797%5Cu80af%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="1200243-11869645255deb708e68a8b" href="/zh/wiki/%E4%BA%9A%E4%BC%AF%E6%8B%89%E7%BD%95%C2%B7%E6%9E%97%E8%82%AF" title="亚伯拉罕·林肯">亚伯拉罕·林肯</a>外表丑陋，但是成就非凡。克莱德走开了，告诉巴特斯不能嘲笑人的外表。卡特曼走到凯尔身边，告诉他应该和那些<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22%5Cu4e11%5Cu5b69%5Cu5b50%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22%5Cu4e11%5Cu5b69%5Cu5b50%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B%5Cu4e11%5Cu5b69%5Cu5b50%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="1200243-11869645255deb708e68a8b" href="/zh/wiki/%E4%B8%91%E5%AD%A9%E5%AD%90" title="丑孩子">丑孩子</a>一起玩，这样他就不会显得“鹤立鸡群”了。午餐时，凯尔和那些丑孩子们坐在一起，那些孩子都长相丑陋，举止古怪。这样他反而比之前显得更加“鹤立鸡群”了。凯尔在外面也和他们坐在一起。在其中一个丑孩子解释完他讨厌学校，想把学校烧光之后，凯尔有了一个想法：他们需要打扮一下。在他尝试为一个长着大鼻子，戴着大眼镜的女生打扮一番之后，他马上死了心。他随后退了回去，坐到楼梯上。
</p><p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22%5Cu65af%5Cu5766%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22%5Cu65af%5Cu5766%5Cu00b7%5Cu9a6c%5Cu4ec0%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B%5Cu65af%5Cu5766%5Cu00b7%5Cu9a6c%5Cu4ec0%7C%5Cu65af%5Cu5766%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="1200243-11869645255deb708e68a8b" href="/zh/wiki/%E6%96%AF%E5%9D%A6%C2%B7%E9%A9%AC%E4%BB%80" title="斯坦·马什">斯坦</a>找到<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22%5Cu6e29%5Cu8482%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22%5Cu6e29%5Cu8482%5Cu00b7%5Cu6cf0%5Cu65af%5Cu4f2f%5Cu683c%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B%5Cu6e29%5Cu8482%5Cu00b7%5Cu6cf0%5Cu65af%5Cu4f2f%5Cu683c%7C%5Cu6e29%5Cu8482%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="1200243-11869645255deb708e68a8b" href="/zh/wiki/%E6%B8%A9%E8%92%82%C2%B7%E6%B3%B0%E6%96%AF%E4%BC%AF%E6%A0%BC" title="温蒂·泰斯伯格">温蒂</a>，问她能不能跟她谈一谈。在他们走开之后，<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22%5Cu841d%5Cu62c9%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22%5Cu841d%5Cu62c9%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B%5Cu841d%5Cu62c9%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="1200243-11869645255deb708e68a8b" href="/zh/wiki/%E8%90%9D%E6%8B%89" title="萝拉">萝拉</a>怀疑他是不是要来唤回她的芳心。温蒂表示蛮惊异的，因为她觉得他不会再跟她讲话了。斯坦说他想询问关于名单的事情，说这个名单严重挫伤了凯尔，质疑她是怎么把最丑男生这一票投给了凯尔。温蒂说他没有，她投给了卡特曼。斯坦说这不是一致的决定，也许她可以改掉这个名单。但温蒂拒绝了，因为制作名单不是戏言，背后都有一套严格的程序。斯坦接着问他们俩能不能去问问别的女生，为什么投了凯尔最丑。温蒂提醒他这件事没那么简单，但她会尽力把他带进下一次名单制作会议现场。
</p><p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">在会议大厅，女生们召开了一次会议。贝蓓主持这场会议，萝拉和一个黑发女孩在她身边协助主持会议。女生们讨论着谁的钱包最可爱，温蒂在这时问她们能不能打开上周的名单。斯坦随后问到了名单的事，但贝蓓说她们不会草率地制定出名单。温蒂说他只是要求打开名单再次讨论。然而贝蓓说按照《闪耀法》，她不能打开名单。
</p><p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">凯尔躺在床上，不断点着又熄灭打火机，计划着烧掉学校。突然，亚伯拉罕·林肯的魂灵出现，带着他在镇上旅行一周。他告诉凯尔，长得好看的人，在知道他们因为长得好看而不用努力工作就可以与众不同时，他们就被诅咒了；那些长得好看的孩子，等到他们40岁，便会一事无成。同时，像凯尔的丑朋友贾马尔那样，为了获得那些漂亮孩子与生俱来的尊重而不断奋斗，他将因此而获得那些漂亮孩子很少会拥有的宝贵品质。凯尔解释说，他不想等到成人了才收获到快乐。
</p><p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">在温蒂家中，温蒂发现女生们只给了克莱德一票“阳光”，斯坦就此补充道，他完全不知道她在说什么。温蒂认为<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22%5Cu4e3d%5Cu8d1d%5Cu5361%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22%5Cu745e%5Cu5fb7%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B%5Cu745e%5Cu5fb7%7C%5Cu4e3d%5Cu8d1d%5Cu5361%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="1200243-11869645255deb708e68a8b" href="/zh/wiki/%E7%91%9E%E5%BE%B7" title="瑞德">丽贝卡</a>在记录最后一轮投票时犯了个错误。后来温蒂前去拜访丽贝卡，但在温蒂解释她的发现时，丽贝卡变得不耐烦。他警告温蒂不要刨根问底，因为她在接近一个她无权知晓的秘密，并告诉她不要再管这件事了。说完她就退回去关上了门。斯坦在意识到发生了什么之后很惊讶，评价说“对她来说这一点都不‘闪耀’。”
</p><p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">在“平价”超市，凯尔买齐了烧毁学校需要的东西。
</p><p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">返回会议大厅后，温蒂向萝拉和珍妮展示了她做的一份报告，报告显示并没有人把最可爱男生的票投给了克莱德。萝拉提醒温蒂<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22%5Cu514b%5Cu83b1%5Cu5fb7%5Cu7684%5Cu7236%5Cu4eb2%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22%5Cu7f57%5Cu6770%5Cu00b7%5Cu591a%5Cu8bfa%5Cu4e07%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B%5Cu7f57%5Cu6770%5Cu00b7%5Cu591a%5Cu8bfa%5Cu4e07%7C%5Cu514b%5Cu83b1%5Cu5fb7%5Cu7684%5Cu7236%5Cu4eb2%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="1200243-11869645255deb708e68a8b" href="/zh/wiki/%E7%BD%97%E6%9D%B0%C2%B7%E5%A4%9A%E8%AF%BA%E4%B8%87" title="罗杰·多诺万">克莱德的父亲</a>开了一家鞋店，现在这个名单被改了，让他出名了，这样女孩子们才可以约他并且得到免费的鞋子。温蒂威胁她要告诉贝蓓这件事，但贝蓓才是修改了名单的人，而且她现在就在跟克莱德约会。温蒂随后就说她会跟其他女生说，但<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22%5Cu73cd%5Cu59ae%5Cu00b7%5Cu897f%5Cu8499%5Cu65af%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22%5Cu73cd%5Cu59ae%5Cu00b7%5Cu897f%5Cu8499%5Cu65af%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B%5Cu73cd%5Cu59ae%5Cu00b7%5Cu897f%5Cu8499%5Cu65af%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="1200243-11869645255deb708e68a8b" href="/zh/wiki/%E7%8F%8D%E5%A6%AE%C2%B7%E8%A5%BF%E8%92%99%E6%96%AF" title="珍妮·西蒙斯">珍妮·西蒙斯</a>怀疑别的女生是否会不顾委员会的头子去信她的话。并且她们下一次要制作一个新名单——最大的骗子，并且把温蒂放在第一。萝拉告诉温蒂，她最好给自己找台阶下，把她的小嘴巴闭紧了。温蒂随后踢了萝拉裆部一脚，和斯坦一起跑掉了。
</p><p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">后来，斯坦问贾马尔凯尔在哪里。贾马尔告诉他，他在学校，准备放火烧掉学校。
</p><p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">他们及时赶到学校，斯坦和温蒂告诉凯尔这个名单是伪造的。背叛的贝蓓拿着枪指着温蒂，把她的鞋子是多好看全都告诉了温蒂，这导致温蒂被短暂的迷惑了。但温蒂很快清醒了过来，提醒贝蓓她已经联系了警察，把这场骗局的事情向他们说的一清二楚。贝蓓觉得温蒂在骗她，但听到警笛声，以及警察劝她投降的声音时，贝蓓变得诧异。贝蓓心思被扰乱了，温蒂趁机上前对付她，把枪夺过来。突然，一发子弹射了出去。斯坦向温蒂大声喊去，这时温蒂把她的手从胸前挪开，并没有伤口。贝蓓把手从她肚子前拿开，那也没有伤口。她们两个四处张望，想知道子弹朝哪飞去了。<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22%5Cu80af%5Cu5c3c%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22%5Cu80af%5Cu5c3c%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B%5Cu80af%5Cu5c3c%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="1200243-11869645255deb708e68a8b" href="/zh/wiki/%E8%82%AF%E5%B0%BC" title="肯尼" class="mw-redirect">肯尼</a>正准备和他的家人一起吃晚饭，突然一发子弹穿过窗户，从他的后脑射了进去。他的脸磕到桌子的刹那，馅饼从烤面包机中蹦了出来，他的家人惊愕的看着这一切。
</p><p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">警察逮捕了贝蓓，不清楚后来她身上发生了什么。斯坦告诉凯尔他终于可以看到他在名单上真正的位置了。温蒂在凯尔的要求下烧掉了这份名单，因为他不想纠结于他的排名，并且亚伯拉罕·林肯是对的。温蒂告诉斯坦，再次和他一起行动非常愉快，并且他似乎变了很多。斯坦说万事都会改变的。随后温蒂朝着他走近，斯坦也向着温蒂走近，但突然他就恶心，朝她脸上不断的呕吐。
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