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2020年2月8日 (六) 07:51的版本
“史上最冒犯之歌”收录在专辑《汉基先生的圣诞特辑》中。
背景
这首歌由肯尼·麦考密克和汉基先生演唱,肯尼唱的全都是带有冒犯性质的歌词。
冷知识
这首歌还有汉基先生独唱的版本,一部分带有冒犯性质的歌词有轻微改动。
歌词
汉基先生:
Howdy Ho.
The Virgin Mary was sleepin'
When Angel Gabriel appeared
He said, "You are to be the virgin mother."
and Mary thought that was weird.
肯尼·麦考密克:
Mary said, "I'm not a virgin.
I blew a guy last year."
汉基先生:
But then Gabriel said to Mary,
"My child, have no fear."
肯尼·麦考密克:
'Cause, you can suck all the dick you want.
合唱:
And still be a virgin, Mary.
肯尼·麦考密克:
You can suck all the dick you want.
汉基先生:
And still not be considered flawed.
肯尼·麦考密克:
Though, Mary, you went to town
and sucked some semen down,
合唱:
You're still a virgin in the eyes of God.
汉基先生:
There was no room at the inn
When Mary and Joseph did arrive.
But they were so very tired, you see,
肯尼·麦考密克:
And Mary had to offer him a bribe.
汉基先生:
Since she had no money,
肯尼·麦考密克:
How would she pay for a place to sleep?
汉基先生:
Gabriel appeared to Mary
And told her not to weep.
肯尼·麦考密克:
'Cause you can suck all the dick you want.
合唱:
And still be a virgin, Mary.
肯尼·麦考密克:
You can suck all the dick you want.
汉基先生:
And still be the mother of Christ.
合唱:
If there's no room at the inn,
then it's not considered a sin
肯尼·麦考密克:
to suck some dick to get a room for the night.
汉基先生:
That's right.
汉基先生:
And three wise men did appear
Bearing gifts of myrrh and such
They said that they had followed a star
And missed a woman's touch.
肯尼·麦考密克:
Mary thought that she might pleasure them
But could not take them to bed.
汉基先生:
But again, Gabriel appeared to her
And this is what he said:
肯尼·麦考密克:
You can suck all the dick you want.
合唱:
And still be a virgin, Mary.
肯尼·麦考密克:
You can suck all the dick you want.
汉基先生:
Everyone in the nation.
肯尼·麦考密克:
Fellatio ain't no sin.
So go and blow those Three Wise Men
汉基先生:
And you'll still be a virgin
肯尼·麦考密克:
'cause there was no penetration!
肯尼·麦考密克:
You can suck all the dick you want.
合唱:
And still be a virgin, Mary.
肯尼·麦考密克:
The donkey and the ox and the lambs
汉基先生:
And even the little drummer boy
folks will remember your name quick.
肯尼·麦考密克:
They'll say "Damn, that bitch can suck a dick!"
'Cause sucking dick
合唱:
brings peace on Earth and joy.
肯尼·麦考密克:
'Cause sucking dick
合唱:
brings peace on Earth and joy.
肯尼·麦考密克:
Mary, Mary suck that dick.