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| + | |英文原名 = Eek, A Penis! |
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== 简介 == |
== 简介 == |
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[[赫伯特·加里森|加里森老师]]又想变回男人了，只是这回变性更加艰巨。学校找一名学生暂时代替情绪失控的加里森来上课，[[埃里克·卡特曼|卡特曼]]自告奋勇，没想到的确“教”出了成绩，而且还被邀请去市里的中学担任任课老师。面对一群少数族裔的不良少年，卡特曼能创造奇迹吗？另外，他的教学方法又是什么？加里森老师如愿以偿了吗？ |
[[赫伯特·加里森|加里森老师]]又想变回男人了，只是这回变性更加艰巨。学校找一名学生暂时代替情绪失控的加里森来上课，[[埃里克·卡特曼|卡特曼]]自告奋勇，没想到的确“教”出了成绩，而且还被邀请去市里的中学担任任课老师。面对一群少数族裔的不良少年，卡特曼能创造奇迹吗？另外，他的教学方法又是什么？加里森老师如愿以偿了吗？ |
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==剧情== |
==剧情== |
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| + | {{剧透警告}}这一集一开始，加里森女士意识到“她”实际上还是一个男人。她打碎了一扇窗户，掀翻了一个橱柜，还踢了桌子，然后被[[维多利亚校长]]和[[麦奇老师]]带出了教室。麦奇老师告诉她，在她的私人生活恢复正常之前，她不应该再教书了。加里森女士生气地离开了。 |
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| − | The episode starts with Ms. Garrison realizing that "she" is, in reality, still a man. After breaking a window, tipping over a cabinet and kicking her desk, she is taken out of the class by [[Principal Victoria]] and [[Mr. Mackey]], who tells her that she should not teach until she gets her personal life in order. Mrs. Garrison reacts angrily and walks off. |
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| − | [[Principal Victoria]] then informs the [[The 4th Grade|the students]] that Mrs. Garrison will, temporarily, not be teaching. She then asks if anyone would like to lead the class, in order to review for a quiz the students will be taking tomorrow. Cartman raises his hand, causing Principal Victoria to try and coax another student into raising his or her hand. After getting no response, she reluctantly agrees to let Cartman lead the class. Cartman then grabs a [[wikipedia:Pointer (rod)|pointer]] and demands respect. He then whips the pointer and calls [[Clyde Donovan|Clyde]] to the front of the classroom. He is heard mumbling ''"Yeah. You're gonna take it Clyde."'' |
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| + | 然后，维多利亚校长通知[[四年级生|学生们]]加里森女士暂时不任教了。然后她问是否有人愿意带班上的同学复习，以便参加明天的测验。[[埃里克·卡特曼|卡特曼]]自告奋勇，维多利亚校长故意无视，开始哄骗其他学生举手。得不到其他同学的回应，她只得同意让卡特曼带大家复习。然后卡特曼抓起教鞭，要求大家的尊敬。然后他挥动教鞭，把[[克莱德·多诺万|克莱德]]叫到教室前面，喃喃地说:“''对了，你给我好好受着，克莱德。''” |
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| − | Meanwhile, [[Herbert Garrison|Mrs. Garrison]] is seen crying on her couch. A news report on protest caused by the [[wikipedia:Vacanti mouse|Vacanti mouse]]. Mrs. Garrison then travels to Research Group Laboratories, where the Vacanti mouse was created. She asks one of the scientists if they could possibly grow a penis on a mouse by using some of "her" [[wikipedia:DNA|DNA]]. The scientist later agrees after Mrs. Garrison tells him she will give them all of "her" money. |
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| + | 与此同时，加里森女士正在沙发上哭泣。电视上播报了[[wikipedia:Vacanti mouse|瓦坎蒂鼠]]引发抗议的新闻报道。加里森女士随即前往培养并研究瓦坎蒂鼠的[[研究集团实验室|实验室]]。她问其中一名科学家，是否可以利用“她”的DNA在老鼠身上培育出阴茎。加里森女士承诺自己会把所有的钱都给他们，这位科学家最终同意了。 |
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| − | Cartman is then seen in [[Principal Victoria]]'s office, along with two men from the Denver county school board. Cartman mistakenly assumes he is in trouble, so he quickly places blame on the [[The 4th Grade|the students]]' intelligence. Principal Victoria explains to him that he is not in trouble. The two men from the Denver county school board are, in fact, there to ask for his assistance in teaching inner-city kids. He agrees, but only after learning the amount of money that they will pay him. Cartman is later seen bragging to the rest of [[The Boys|the boys]] about the three hundred dollars he will make from teaching the aforementioned children. While [[Stan Marsh|Stan]] and [[Kenny McCormick|Kenny]] are indifferent to Cartman's bragging, Kyle becomes irritated. As a result, it is revealed that Cartman does not have "awesome teaching skills" and the only reason [[The 4th Grade|the students]] scored high on their test was due to Kenny propositioning that they take the answers out of the [[Herbert Garrison|teacher]]'s desk. Kyle then tells Cartman that the inner city kids will ''"fucking murder"'' him. |
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| + | 然后卡特曼出现在维多利亚校长的办公室里，和他一起的还有[[丹佛]]学校董事会的两名成员。卡特曼以为自己遇到了麻烦，于是他快速地责任归咎于学生们的智力。维多利亚校长向他解释说，他没有遇到麻烦。事实上，来自丹佛学校董事会的两个人是来请他帮忙去教贫民区的孩子。他同意了，但前提是知道他们会付给他多少钱。从办公室出来后，卡特曼向男孩们吹嘘，他将通过教授前面提到的孩子们赚整整300美元。[[斯坦·马什|斯坦]]和[[肯尼·麦考密克|肯尼]]对卡特曼的吹嘘不感兴趣，而[[凯尔·布罗夫洛夫斯基|凯尔]]很恼怒。原来，卡特曼并没有“令人惊叹的教学技能”，学生们在考试中取得高分的唯一原因是他们从老师的桌子上拿了答案，这个主意还是肯尼想出来的。凯尔然后告诉卡特曼，城里的孩子们会“他妈的谋杀”他。 |
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| − | After realizing Kyle was correct, he shaves the middle of his head and creates a [[wikipedia:Comb over|comb over]], in order to look Hispanic. The scene then switches to the start of the day at [[Jim Davis High School]]. A teacher named Mrs. Miller later attempts to get the student's attention, and after much coaxing, succeeds. Mrs. Miller then explains that "Eric Cartminez" will be teaching them. |
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| − | After a short introduction, "Eric Cartminez" reveals that he will be teaching the students [[wikipedia:Calculus|Calculus]], much to the students' confusion. |
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| + | 卡特曼意识到凯尔是对的，于是他剃掉了头顶，把头发梳成大人模样，以便看起来像有地中海发型的西班牙人。然后场景切换到[[吉姆·戴维斯高中]]一天的开始。[[米勒老师]]后来试图吸引学生注意，经过一番劝说，总算成功了。她随后解释说，“埃里克·卡特米内斯”将给他们授课。在简短的介绍后，“埃里克·卡特米内斯”透露，他将教学生[https://zh.wikipedia.org/zh-cn/%E5%BE%AE%E7%A7%AF%E5%88%86%E5%AD%A6 微积分]，让学生们很困惑。 |
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| − | Mrs. Garrison is seen again at Research Group Laboratories, examining the progress on "her" developing penis. "Her" penis, attached to a mouse, later escapes after she attempts to feel it. It runs outside after another scientist opens the exit to the laboratory. Mrs. Garrison then begins to try and catch her penis. |
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| + | 加里森女士再次出现在研究小组的实验室，检查“她”的阴茎发育的进展。“她的”阴茎连在一只老鼠身上，她试图去摸到它，却让它逃了出来。正巧另一位科学家打开了实验室的出口，它跑到外面。加里森女士开始去抓她的阴茎。 |
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| − | After handing out syllabuses, Cartman then proceeds to tell the students that he is there in order to help them get into college, much to the students' angry disbelief. Cartman then tells the students the reason they think they cannot get into college is because they have not been taught how to cheat properly. He proclaims it is the way white people get ahead, citing [[wikipedia:Bill Belichick|Bill Belichick]] as an example. |
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| + | 卡特曼分发完教学大纲后，告诉学生，他来这里是为了帮助他们进入大学，这让学生们感到愤怒和难以置信。然后卡特曼告诉学生们，他们认为自己进不了大学的原因是因为他们没有学会如何正确地作弊。他以[[比尔·比利切克]]为例，宣称这就是白人获得成功的手段。 |
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| − | Mrs. Garrison is then shown asking [[Stan Marsh|Stan]], [[Kyle Broflovski|Kyle]], [[Kenny McCormick|Kenny]], and [[Butters Stotch|Butters]] if they have seen his penis, much to the boys' confusion. [[Linda Stotch]] is then seen washing dishes. She later notices "a penis" running around [[Stotch Residence|her house]]. She informs [[Stephen Stotch]], who proclaims ''"It's just a little penis."'' Butters, remembering his aforementioned conversation with Mrs. Garrison, tells his father that the penis must be ''"his teacher's penis"''. Stephen then angrily asks Butters how he knows what his teacher's penis looks like, much to Butters' confusion. |
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| + | 加里森女士询问斯坦、凯尔、肯尼和巴特斯有没有看到他的阴茎，这让孩子们很困惑。[[琳达·斯多奇]]正在洗盘子时，她注意到有“一根阴茎”在[[斯多奇家|她的房子]]里跑来跑去。她把这件事告诉了[[史蒂芬·斯多奇]]。史蒂芬说，“这只是个小小的阴茎而已。”巴特斯想起了他之前和加里森女士的谈话，告诉他的父亲，那阴茎一定是“''他老师的阴茎''”。然后斯蒂芬生气地问巴特斯他是怎么知道他老师的阴茎是什么样子的，这再次让巴特斯很困惑。 |
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| − | Cartman then proceeds to tell his students that, despite being caught taping the other teams' defense, Bill Belichick was able to get away with it after claiming he "misinterpreted the rules". A former student who left the class then rejoins, saying that he thought he should give cheating a try. Cartman then has then the students repeat ''"I misinterpreted the rules."'', and after a few repetitions, they happily proclaim it. |
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| + | 卡特曼继续告诉他的学生们，尽管比尔·比利切克被人发现了他录下了其他球队的防守，他在声称自己“误解了规则”后得以逃脱惩罚。一名之前离开课堂的学生重新回到了课堂，他说他觉得自己应该试着作弊一次。然后卡特曼让学生们重复“''我误解了规则”''这句话，几次重复后，高兴地表扬了他们。 |
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| − | Mrs. Garrison is then seen confronting Stephen about letting her penis go instead of calling her. She then hears a woman scream ''"Eeek, Eek!"'' Realizing this may be a sign that her penis may be in the area, asks the woman if she saw a penis. However, after hearing another woman scream, Mrs. Garrison runs off before she can answer her. She chases her penis inside a "[[Komfort Inn]]". The penis then proceeds to run into a sauna. She then mistakenly grabs a man's penis after mistaking it for his own, likely due to the steam in the sauna. The man then punches her. She once again notices her penis and begins chasing it. |
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| + | 加里森女士与史蒂芬对峙，质问他为什么不给她打电话，而只让她的阴茎离开。然后她听到一个女人尖叫，意识到这可能是她的阴茎可能在这里的信号，她跑去问那个女人是否她看到了阴茎。 然而，那个女人还没有来得及回答她，加里森女士又听到另一个女人的尖叫，便跑开了。她在[[康福旅馆]]里追逐自己的阴茎。阴茎跑进了桑拿室。 由于桑拿的蒸汽导致视线不清，她把一个男人的阴茎误认为自己的，然后错误地抓住了他的阴茎。男人随机打了她一拳。她再一次注意到自己的阴茎，并开始追逐它。 |
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| − | Cartman is seen reading the answers to his students. A student named Juanita then runs out of the classroom tearfully proclaiming ''"What's the point to any of this?!"'' After Cartman tracks her down, she reveals that she will not be attending college due to her pregnancy. Cartman then tells her that they will go and get her an abortion. She tells Cartman that she cannot due to her religion. However, after explaining to her that getting an abortion is "the ultimate form of cheating", she agrees to get an abortion. |
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| + | 卡特曼正在给他的学生朗读答案。一个名叫[[梅丽塔]]的学生哭着跑出教室，大声喊道：“这有什么意义？！”在卡特曼找到她之后，她透露由于怀孕她不能上大学了。卡特曼告诉她他们会带她去做流产手术。她告诉卡特曼，因为宗教原因她不能这么做。然而，在卡特曼向她解释堕胎是“欺骗的最终形式”后，她同意堕胎。 |
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| − | Meanwhile, Mrs. Garrison is seen reporting "her" missing penis to the police. Shortly afterwards, [[Harrison Yates]] is told a penis was seen at an Italian restaurant. After they arrive at the restaurant, a brief chase begins, resulting in Mrs. Garrison losing her penis down a storm drain. |
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| + | 与此同时，加里森女士向警方报告了“她”丢失了阴茎。不久之后，[[哈里斯·叶茨]]被告知在[[法贡西尼餐厅]]看到了一个阴茎。在他们到达餐厅后，一场短暂的追逐开始了，结果加里森太太的阴茎掉进了下水道。 |
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| − | Mrs. Miller is seen telling Cartman's students that their grades drastically improved, to the point that they will be taking an exam for college credit. She then reveals the exam is heavily monitored to prevent cheating. After an angry confrontation, Cartman reveals that Bill Belichick attempted to win the Superbowl without cheating, and as a result, lost. He then begins to teach the kids how to make cheat sheets and labels for bottles of water. |
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| + | 米勒老师告诉卡特曼的学生，他们的成绩大幅提高，如今要去参加大学学分考试。她随后透露，为了防止作弊，考试受到严密监控。在一场愤怒的对抗之后，卡特曼透露，比尔·比利切克试图在没有作弊的情况下赢得超级碗，结果输了。然后他开始教孩子们如何在瓶装水的标签上做小抄。 |
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| − | Mrs. Garrison is seen sobbing on a bench saying that all her money is gone as well as her penis. Her penis then appears, and allows itself to be caught. Later, Mrs. Miller is shown revealing to [[Jim Davis High School]]'s populace that Cartman's students all scored one hundred percent on their exams. The students then present a plaque to "Mr. Cartminez" for showing them the "white people method". Cartman then joins the students on stage and happily exclaims ''"I reached these keeeds (kids)"''. |
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| + | 加里森女士坐在长凳上哭泣，说她的钱和阴茎都没了。这时她的阴茎出现了，让自己被抓住。之后，米勒老师向吉姆·戴维斯高中的学生宣布，卡特曼班上的学生考试成绩都是满分。然后，学生们为“卡特米内斯先生”颁发一块牌匾，感谢他向他们展示了“白人方法”。然后，卡特曼和学生们一起上台，高兴地说:“我打动了这些孩儿们了！” |
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| − | Later, [[Principal Victoria]] is seen telling [[South Park Elementary]]'s faculty that [[Mr. Garrison]] will be returning, as he was able to successfully "become" a man again. Mr. Garrison then proclaims that he was a man all along, and the true difference in gender in the ability to get pregnant. After another teacher objects to this, saying that his wife cannot get pregnant due to her formerly having [[wikipedia:Ovarian cancer|ovarian cancer]], Mr. Garrison exclaims ''"Well then get an AIDS test, Thomson, 'cause your wife's a dude, faggot... Yeah! I'm back!"'' whilst jumping in the air. |
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| + | 后来，维多利亚校长向[[南方公园小学]]的师生们宣布，[[赫伯特·加里森|加里森先生]]回来了，他成功地“变回”了一个男人。加里森随后宣称，他一直是个男人，而真正的性别差异在于能否怀孕。[[汤普森老师|另一位老师]]对此表示反对，说他的妻子因为之前患过[https://zh.wikipedia.org/zh/%E5%8D%B5%E5%B7%A2%E7%99%8C 卵巢癌]，不能怀孕。加里森先生大声说道：“那就去做艾滋病检测吧，汤姆森，因为你妻子是个男的，死基佬……耶！我回来了！”，然后边说边跳了起来。 |
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2022年10月26日 (三) 20:44的最新版本
“卡特曼老师”是第十二季的第五集，也是南方公园全系列的第172集，于2008年4月9日播出。
简介
加里森老师又想变回男人了，只是这回变性更加艰巨。学校找一名学生暂时代替情绪失控的加里森来上课，卡特曼自告奋勇，没想到的确“教”出了成绩，而且还被邀请去市里的中学担任任课老师。面对一群少数族裔的不良少年，卡特曼能创造奇迹吗？另外，他的教学方法又是什么？加里森老师如愿以偿了吗？
剧情
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剧透警告！！！
以下内容有剧透，请谨慎观看！！！ |
这一集一开始，加里森女士意识到“她”实际上还是一个男人。她打碎了一扇窗户，掀翻了一个橱柜，还踢了桌子，然后被维多利亚校长和麦奇老师带出了教室。麦奇老师告诉她，在她的私人生活恢复正常之前，她不应该再教书了。加里森女士生气地离开了。
然后，维多利亚校长通知学生们加里森女士暂时不任教了。然后她问是否有人愿意带班上的同学复习，以便参加明天的测验。卡特曼自告奋勇，维多利亚校长故意无视，开始哄骗其他学生举手。得不到其他同学的回应，她只得同意让卡特曼带大家复习。然后卡特曼抓起教鞭，要求大家的尊敬。然后他挥动教鞭，把克莱德叫到教室前面，喃喃地说:“对了，你给我好好受着，克莱德。”
与此同时，加里森女士正在沙发上哭泣。电视上播报了瓦坎蒂鼠引发抗议的新闻报道。加里森女士随即前往培养并研究瓦坎蒂鼠的实验室。她问其中一名科学家，是否可以利用“她”的DNA在老鼠身上培育出阴茎。加里森女士承诺自己会把所有的钱都给他们，这位科学家最终同意了。
然后卡特曼出现在维多利亚校长的办公室里，和他一起的还有丹佛学校董事会的两名成员。卡特曼以为自己遇到了麻烦，于是他快速地责任归咎于学生们的智力。维多利亚校长向他解释说，他没有遇到麻烦。事实上，来自丹佛学校董事会的两个人是来请他帮忙去教贫民区的孩子。他同意了，但前提是知道他们会付给他多少钱。从办公室出来后，卡特曼向男孩们吹嘘，他将通过教授前面提到的孩子们赚整整300美元。斯坦和肯尼对卡特曼的吹嘘不感兴趣，而凯尔很恼怒。原来，卡特曼并没有“令人惊叹的教学技能”，学生们在考试中取得高分的唯一原因是他们从老师的桌子上拿了答案，这个主意还是肯尼想出来的。凯尔然后告诉卡特曼，城里的孩子们会“他妈的谋杀”他。
卡特曼意识到凯尔是对的，于是他剃掉了头顶，把头发梳成大人模样，以便看起来像有地中海发型的西班牙人。然后场景切换到吉姆·戴维斯高中一天的开始。米勒老师后来试图吸引学生注意，经过一番劝说，总算成功了。她随后解释说，“埃里克·卡特米内斯”将给他们授课。在简短的介绍后，“埃里克·卡特米内斯”透露，他将教学生微积分，让学生们很困惑。
加里森女士再次出现在研究小组的实验室，检查“她”的阴茎发育的进展。“她的”阴茎连在一只老鼠身上，她试图去摸到它，却让它逃了出来。正巧另一位科学家打开了实验室的出口，它跑到外面。加里森女士开始去抓她的阴茎。
卡特曼分发完教学大纲后，告诉学生，他来这里是为了帮助他们进入大学，这让学生们感到愤怒和难以置信。然后卡特曼告诉学生们，他们认为自己进不了大学的原因是因为他们没有学会如何正确地作弊。他以比尔·比利切克为例，宣称这就是白人获得成功的手段。
加里森女士询问斯坦、凯尔、肯尼和巴特斯有没有看到他的阴茎，这让孩子们很困惑。琳达·斯多奇正在洗盘子时，她注意到有“一根阴茎”在她的房子里跑来跑去。她把这件事告诉了史蒂芬·斯多奇。史蒂芬说，“这只是个小小的阴茎而已。”巴特斯想起了他之前和加里森女士的谈话，告诉他的父亲，那阴茎一定是“他老师的阴茎”。然后斯蒂芬生气地问巴特斯他是怎么知道他老师的阴茎是什么样子的，这再次让巴特斯很困惑。
卡特曼继续告诉他的学生们，尽管比尔·比利切克被人发现了他录下了其他球队的防守，他在声称自己“误解了规则”后得以逃脱惩罚。一名之前离开课堂的学生重新回到了课堂，他说他觉得自己应该试着作弊一次。然后卡特曼让学生们重复“我误解了规则”这句话，几次重复后，高兴地表扬了他们。
加里森女士与史蒂芬对峙，质问他为什么不给她打电话，而只让她的阴茎离开。然后她听到一个女人尖叫，意识到这可能是她的阴茎可能在这里的信号，她跑去问那个女人是否她看到了阴茎。 然而，那个女人还没有来得及回答她，加里森女士又听到另一个女人的尖叫，便跑开了。她在康福旅馆里追逐自己的阴茎。阴茎跑进了桑拿室。 由于桑拿的蒸汽导致视线不清，她把一个男人的阴茎误认为自己的，然后错误地抓住了他的阴茎。男人随机打了她一拳。她再一次注意到自己的阴茎，并开始追逐它。
卡特曼正在给他的学生朗读答案。一个名叫梅丽塔的学生哭着跑出教室，大声喊道：“这有什么意义？！”在卡特曼找到她之后，她透露由于怀孕她不能上大学了。卡特曼告诉她他们会带她去做流产手术。她告诉卡特曼，因为宗教原因她不能这么做。然而，在卡特曼向她解释堕胎是“欺骗的最终形式”后，她同意堕胎。
与此同时，加里森女士向警方报告了“她”丢失了阴茎。不久之后，哈里斯·叶茨被告知在法贡西尼餐厅看到了一个阴茎。在他们到达餐厅后，一场短暂的追逐开始了，结果加里森太太的阴茎掉进了下水道。
米勒老师告诉卡特曼的学生，他们的成绩大幅提高，如今要去参加大学学分考试。她随后透露，为了防止作弊，考试受到严密监控。在一场愤怒的对抗之后，卡特曼透露，比尔·比利切克试图在没有作弊的情况下赢得超级碗，结果输了。然后他开始教孩子们如何在瓶装水的标签上做小抄。
加里森女士坐在长凳上哭泣，说她的钱和阴茎都没了。这时她的阴茎出现了，让自己被抓住。之后，米勒老师向吉姆·戴维斯高中的学生宣布，卡特曼班上的学生考试成绩都是满分。然后，学生们为“卡特米内斯先生”颁发一块牌匾，感谢他向他们展示了“白人方法”。然后，卡特曼和学生们一起上台，高兴地说:“我打动了这些孩儿们了！”
后来，维多利亚校长向南方公园小学的师生们宣布，加里森先生回来了，他成功地“变回”了一个男人。加里森随后宣称，他一直是个男人，而真正的性别差异在于能否怀孕。另一位老师对此表示反对，说他的妻子因为之前患过卵巢癌，不能怀孕。加里森先生大声说道：“那就去做艾滋病检测吧，汤姆森，因为你妻子是个男的，死基佬……耶！我回来了！”，然后边说边跳了起来。