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{{剧集内容分类|标题 = 加里森老师变性记|剧集代码 = s09e01-Mr-Garrisons-Fancy-New-Vagina}} |
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{{剧集顶部导航|标题1 = 动物圣诞节|标题2 = 嬉皮去死}} |
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| − | {{南方公园剧集|图片 = SP901.JPG|英文原名 = Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina|季数 = [[第九季|9]]|集数 = 1|首播日期 = 2005年3月9日|前一集 = [[动物圣诞节]]|下一集 = [[嬉皮去死]]|制片代码 = 901}} |
+ | {{南方公园剧集|图片 = SP901.JPG|英文原名 = Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina|季数 = [[第九季|9]]|集数 = 1|首播日期 = 2005年3月9日|前一集 = [[动物圣诞节]]|下一集 = [[嬉皮去死]]|制片代码 = 901}} |
| + | “'''加里森老师变性记'''”是[[第九季]]的第一集，也是南方公园全系列的第126集，于2005年3月9日播出。 |
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==简介== |
==简介== |
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| − | [[Herbert Garrison|Mr. Garrison]] gets what he has always wanted - a sex change. Meanwhile, [[Kyle Broflovski|Kyle]] learns that Jews can't play basketball. |
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| + | [[赫伯特·加里森|加里森先生]]通过变性成为了加里森太太。 |
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| − | {{剧透警告}}Mr. Garrison has a sex change at the Trinidad Medical Center. It seems to go fine with Garrison realizing that he has always been a woman trapped in a man's body. |
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| − | At the Colorado state team basketball tryouts, Kyle fails at making the team and is told by the coach that Jews cannot play basketball, the rest of the boys who did make the team all being tall African-Americans. [[Stan Marsh|Stan]] and [[Kenny McCormick|Kenny]] try to comfort the crestfallen Kyle, but [[Eric Cartman|Cartman]] laughs and opts to insult him in order to get a reaction. Kyle instead agrees with the insults, (much to Cartman's displeasure) believing that he cannot in fact play basketball due to his Jewish heritage. |
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| + | {{剧透警告}}[[赫伯特·加里森|加里森先生]]意识到他一直以来都是一个被困在男人身体里的女人，于是在[[特立尼达医疗中心]]进行了变性手术。这件事似乎进展顺利。 |
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| + | 在科罗拉多州立大学篮球队的选拔赛中，[[凯尔·布罗夫洛夫斯基|凯尔]]没能入选，教练告诉他犹太人不能打篮球，其他入选的男孩都是高个子的非裔美国人。[[斯坦·马什|斯坦]]和[[肯尼·麦考密克|肯尼]]试图安慰沮丧的凯尔，而卡特曼选择嘲笑侮辱他，以此期望得到凯尔气急败坏的回应 。然而，凯尔赞同这些侮辱（这让卡特曼很不高兴），因为他认为自己就是因为犹太血统才不能打篮球。 |
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| − | In town, the [[The Boys|boys]] encounter Mr. Garrison (who is now Ms. Garrison), who has just purchased tampons. The boys are confused, but accept their teacher's decision. |
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| + | 在镇上，男孩们遇到了加里森先生(现在是加里森女士)，他刚买了卫生棉条。男孩们很困惑，但还是接受了老师的决定。 |
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| − | At his home, Kyle asks about what a sex change is, to [[Gerald Broflovski|Gerald]]'s disgust as he learns of Garrison's surgery. [[Sheila Broflovski|Sheila]] does not agree with Gerald, so she explains that people have sex changes and similar transformation surgeries because who they are on the outside does not reflect who they are on the inside. Kyle tells his parents that he completely understands what his mother is saying and realizes that he can relate to Mr. Garrison feeling like a woman trapped in a man's body. He feels like a tall African-American trapped in a small Jewish body because of his love of basketball, rap music, and other things African-Americans enjoy. |
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| + | 回到[[布罗夫洛夫斯基家|家里]]，凯尔询问什么是变性，[[杰拉德·布罗夫洛夫斯基|杰拉德]]得知了加里森的手术后很反感。[[希拉·布罗夫洛夫斯基|希拉]]不同意杰拉德的观点，于是她解释说，人们进行变性手术和类似的变形手术是因为他们的外表不能反映他们的内心。凯尔告诉他的父母，他完全理解他的母亲所说的话，并意识到他可以理解加里森老师那种“一个女人被困在一个男人的身体里”的感觉。他对篮球、说唱音乐和其他非裔美国人喜欢的东西的热爱，使他感觉自己就像一个高大的非裔美国人被困在一个小小的犹太人身体里。 |
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| − | Kyle's parents do not want him to have the surgery and became really angry when they discover that Kyle is going to have surgery, and Gerald goes after [[List of Minor Characters from Season Nine#Dr. Biber|Dr. Biber]], the man who gave Garrison her sex change. Seeing Gerald has a t-shirt with dolphins on, Biber gives Gerald a "dolphinplasty" which turns him into a half-man, half-dolphin being/humanoid. Now convinced surgery is fine, he allows Kyle to have a negroplasty. |
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| + | 当凯尔的父母发现凯尔要做手术时非常生气，他们不想让凯尔做手术。杰拉德去找给加里森女士做变性手术的[[比伯医生]]。看到杰拉尔德穿着印有海豚图案的T恤，比伯便给杰拉尔德做了一个“海豚成形术”，把他变成了一个半人半海豚的形状。现在杰拉尔确信这种手术是很好，他允许凯尔做一个黑人整形手术。 |
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| − | Mrs. Garrison and [[Mr. Slave]] get in a fight Mr. Slave is upset, saying that Garrison disregarded his feelings and thought only of herself when having the vaginaplasty. Mr. Slave says he hates vaginas, and is outraged when Garrison says he just needs to stop being gay altogether. As Slave leaves, Garrison yells out "Fag!" which ends their relationship. |
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| + | 加里森女士和[[奴隶先生]]吵了起来。奴隶先生很心烦，说加里森在做阴道成形术完全不顾及他的感受，只想到她自己。奴隶先生说他讨厌阴道。当加里森说奴隶先生只需要完全停止做同性恋时，奴隶先生很愤怒。当奴隶先生离开时，加里森大喊“死基佬!”，从此一刀两断。 |
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| − | Garrison now questions why she hasn't had a period and discovers that when a woman misses a period it means she could be pregnant. Garrison believes this is due to all the truckers she slept with and happily goes to [[Unplanned Parenthood]] for an abortion. However, she discovers that she can't have a baby or a period, despite being truly a woman. Demanding the process be reversed, she discovers her scrotum has been made into a dorsal fin for Gerald and her testicles have been made into kneecaps for Kyle. Garrison cannot be turned back into a man without these exact body parts, so he takes Biber with her to find them. |
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| + | 加里森现在对她没有经期的事情感到很疑惑，并发现当一个女人错过经期意味着她可能怀孕了。加里森相信这是由于她睡了所有的卡车司机，并愉快地去[[意外怀孕诊所]]堕胎。然而，她发现尽管她真的变成了女人，她还是不能怀孕或有经期。当她要求变回男人时，她发现她的阴囊被做成了杰拉德的背鳍，而她的睾丸被做成了凯尔的膝盖骨。加里森没有这些身体器官就不能变回男人，于是他带着比伯去找他们。 |
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| − | Garrison and Biber soon discover that Kyle has gone to try out for the basketball team again, but Biber says he only made Kyle look like a black person, not an actual one. If he ever does anything very athletic such as jumping (which he is bound to do in a game of basketball) his kneecaps could explode. Accompanied by Stan, they go to the basketball match (Kyle has made it on to the team thanks to his surgery). Fighting their way through security, they find Kyle just as he nets the ball. Garrison exclaims, "My balls!" as Kyle hits the ground, with his kneecaps exploding. |
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| + | 加里森和比伯很快发现凯尔又去参加篮球队了，但比伯说他只是让凯尔看起来像个黑人，而不是变成真正的黑人。如果他做任何运动，比如跳跃(这是他在篮球比赛中必须做的)，他的膝盖骨可能会爆炸。在斯坦的陪伴下，他们一起去看了篮球比赛(凯尔因为手术而进入了球队)。在打倒保安到达现场时，他们发现了凯尔正好把球打进球筐。当加里森惊叫道“我的蛋蛋！”，而凯尔同时落地，膝盖骨爆炸。 |
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| − | Gerald who actually was a dolphin and Kyle who was actually a tall African American were told that they can have their surgery reversed, and Garrison, however, cannot, so she determines she would rather be a woman who cannot have periods than a [[wikipedia:homosexual|fag]]. |
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| + | “犹太豚”杰拉德和“非裔高个子”凯尔被告知他们的手术可以逆转，然而加里森的手术无法逆转了。所以加里森女士决定，她宁愿做一个没有月经的女人也不愿做一个基佬。[[en:Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina]] |
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[[it:La nuova lussuosa vagina di Mr. Garrison]] |
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2020年1月1日 (三) 05:51的版本
“加里森老师变性记”是第九季的第一集，也是南方公园全系列的第126集，于2005年3月9日播出。
简介
加里森先生通过变性成为了加里森太太。
剧情
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剧透警告！！！
以下内容有剧透，请谨慎观看！！！ |
加里森先生意识到他一直以来都是一个被困在男人身体里的女人，于是在特立尼达医疗中心进行了变性手术。这件事似乎进展顺利。
在科罗拉多州立大学篮球队的选拔赛中，凯尔没能入选，教练告诉他犹太人不能打篮球，其他入选的男孩都是高个子的非裔美国人。斯坦和肯尼试图安慰沮丧的凯尔，而卡特曼选择嘲笑侮辱他，以此期望得到凯尔气急败坏的回应 。然而，凯尔赞同这些侮辱（这让卡特曼很不高兴），因为他认为自己就是因为犹太血统才不能打篮球。
在镇上，男孩们遇到了加里森先生(现在是加里森女士)，他刚买了卫生棉条。男孩们很困惑，但还是接受了老师的决定。
回到家里，凯尔询问什么是变性，杰拉德得知了加里森的手术后很反感。希拉不同意杰拉德的观点，于是她解释说，人们进行变性手术和类似的变形手术是因为他们的外表不能反映他们的内心。凯尔告诉他的父母，他完全理解他的母亲所说的话，并意识到他可以理解加里森老师那种“一个女人被困在一个男人的身体里”的感觉。他对篮球、说唱音乐和其他非裔美国人喜欢的东西的热爱，使他感觉自己就像一个高大的非裔美国人被困在一个小小的犹太人身体里。
当凯尔的父母发现凯尔要做手术时非常生气，他们不想让凯尔做手术。杰拉德去找给加里森女士做变性手术的比伯医生。看到杰拉尔德穿着印有海豚图案的T恤，比伯便给杰拉尔德做了一个“海豚成形术”，把他变成了一个半人半海豚的形状。现在杰拉尔确信这种手术是很好，他允许凯尔做一个黑人整形手术。
加里森女士和奴隶先生吵了起来。奴隶先生很心烦，说加里森在做阴道成形术完全不顾及他的感受，只想到她自己。奴隶先生说他讨厌阴道。当加里森说奴隶先生只需要完全停止做同性恋时，奴隶先生很愤怒。当奴隶先生离开时，加里森大喊“死基佬!”，从此一刀两断。
加里森现在对她没有经期的事情感到很疑惑，并发现当一个女人错过经期意味着她可能怀孕了。加里森相信这是由于她睡了所有的卡车司机，并愉快地去意外怀孕诊所堕胎。然而，她发现尽管她真的变成了女人，她还是不能怀孕或有经期。当她要求变回男人时，她发现她的阴囊被做成了杰拉德的背鳍，而她的睾丸被做成了凯尔的膝盖骨。加里森没有这些身体器官就不能变回男人，于是他带着比伯去找他们。
加里森和比伯很快发现凯尔又去参加篮球队了，但比伯说他只是让凯尔看起来像个黑人，而不是变成真正的黑人。如果他做任何运动，比如跳跃(这是他在篮球比赛中必须做的)，他的膝盖骨可能会爆炸。在斯坦的陪伴下，他们一起去看了篮球比赛(凯尔因为手术而进入了球队)。在打倒保安到达现场时，他们发现了凯尔正好把球打进球筐。当加里森惊叫道“我的蛋蛋！”，而凯尔同时落地，膝盖骨爆炸。
“犹太豚”杰拉德和“非裔高个子”凯尔被告知他们的手术可以逆转，然而加里森的手术无法逆转了。所以加里森女士决定，她宁愿做一个没有月经的女人也不愿做一个基佬。