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Xenu is the alien character of Scientology. He appears in the Season Nine episode, "Trapped in the Closet".


Xenu is an evil dictator of the Galactic Confederacy. According to the sources about Scientology written by science-fiction author L. Ron Hubbard [1]. This event supposedly took place over 75 billion years ago, he brought the people to Earth and set them all up in volcanoes and then killed them with some nuclear hydrogen bombs.


Xenu is a gray alien creature with a red suit. They have yellow glowing eyes and thin black eyebrows. Xenu has a bunch of tiny gray tentacles on his head and a flap over his mouth that wiggles when he makes noise. Xenu's arms are gray tentacles.


Minor Characters from Season Nine
Animal Liberation Front | Bill Owens | Blonde-Haired Girl | Brian (Sea Park Announcer) | Chinese Mafia | Clark Denver Sea Park Security Guard | Doctor Lindsay | Dr. Biber | Dr. Pal | Hippies | Jakartha | Jambu | John Travolta | Karate Instructor | Laura | Marjorine | Mike (Sea Park Announcer) | Nicole Kidman | Nut Gobbler | Q-Money | R. Kelly | Shauna | Super Awesome Talent Agency | Sylvester Stallone | Tom Cruise | Tom Nelson | Wing Han Tsang | Xenu | Zazul

More information: List of Minor Characters from Season Nine | Season Nine