The Wrestling Audition Song was sung at the W.T.F. tryouts in the Season Thirteen episode, "W.T.F.".
Background[]
Eric Cartman decides to hold auditions for better wrestlers, so he can impress W.W.E. president Vince McMahon at the next W.T.F. performance. A wrestler only known by his audition number of 37, performs a monologue and gets the job as Irene's aborted baby during the next show.
The song is set to music from A Chorus Line, "Nothing."
Lyrics[]
All my life, all I ever wanted was to be a wrestler
Fighting in the ring,
Winning that belt.
And so I dreamed every night that I was the Undertaker
Smashing skulls in,
Breaking arms.
But I'm so full of doubt this is something I can do.
Do I have what it takes inside?—