Woodland Critters (Phone Destroyer)

Woodland Critters
Card Information
Theme	Neutral
Rarity	Epic
Type	Ranged
Energy Cost	4
Base Health	260
Base Attack	24
Card Statistics
Max Speed	0.55
Attack Range	3.5
Power Type	Stat Boost
Description	Charged: Kills the closest ally you own, gains their attack and current health (with a cap depending on card level).

Woodland Critters is a Neutral set card in South Park: Phone Destroyer. When their ability is used, the nearest ally is killed, and the critters will gain their attack and health at time of death. This ability stacks, but their ability has a cap that can be upgraded every level.

Level Upgrades

• Level 1
• Level 2
• Level 3
• Level 4
• Level 5
• Level 6

BM = Bronze Materials	SM = Silver Materials	GM = Gold Materials

Upgrade	Attack	Health	Attack Boost/Max HP Gain	Cost
				Coins	BM	SM	GM
1/5	24	260	40/315	0	0	0	0
2/5	24	268	40/315	30	2	0	0
3/5	25	268	40/315	60	5	1	0
4/5	25	277	40/315	90	6	2	1
5/5	26	277	40/315	120	7	2	1

BM = Bronze Materials	SM = Silver Materials	GM = Gold Materials

Upgrade	Attack	Health	Attack Boost/Max HP Gain	Cost
				Coins	BM	SM	GM
Level 2	30	325	52/411	175	0	0	0
6/15	30	332	52/411	40	2	1	1
7/15	31	332	52/411	80	4	2	1
8/15	31	341	52/411	120	5	3	1
9/15	32	341	52/411	150	7	5	1
10/15	32	352	52/411	220	10	7	1
11/15	33	352	52/411	235	13	8	2
12/15	33	365	52/411	260	15	9	2
13/15	34	365	52/411	280	17	10	2
14/15	34	381	52/411	300	18	12	3
15/15	35	381	52/411	315	19	13	3

BM = Bronze Materials	SM = Silver Materials	GM = Gold Materials

Upgrade	Attack	Health	Attack Boost/Max HP Gain	Cost
				Coins	BM	SM	GM
Level 3	48	524	89/700	1000	0	0	0
16/25	48	531	89/700	50	3	3	1
17/25	49	531	89/700	100	5	4	2
18/25	49	540	89/700	150	10	5	2
19/25	50	540	89/700	210	15	7	2
20/25	50	551	89/700	290	20	10	3
21/25	51	551	89/700	325	21	12	4
22/25	51	564	89/700	350	22	13	4
23/25	52	564	89/700	370	24	14	5
24/25	52	580	89/700	400	25	15	5
25/25	53	580	89/700	455	25	17	5

BM = Bronze Materials	SM = Silver Materials	GM = Gold Materials

Upgrade	Attack	Health	Attack Boost/Max HP Gain	Cost
				Coins	BM	SM	GM
Level 4	62	675	113/892	2000	0	0	0
26/40	62	680	113/892	100	5	2	2
27/40	63	680	113/892	200	7	4	2
28/40	63	686	113/892	300	10	6	3
29/40	64	686	113/892	395	15	7	3
30/40	64	693	113/892	595	20	9	4
31/40	65	693	113/892	645	25	11	5
32/40	65	702	113/892	695	27	13	5
33/40	66	702	113/892	745	29	15	6
34/40	66	713	113/892	795	31	16	6
35/40	67	713	113/892	845	33	17	7
36/40	67	726	113/892	895	35	18	7
37/40	69	726	113/892	925	37	19	8
38/40	69	742	113/892	955	39	20	8
39/40	71	742	113/892	985	42	21	9
40/40	71	761	113/892	1090	45	22	10

BM = Bronze Materials	SM = Silver Materials	GM = Gold Materials

Upgrade	Attack	Health	Attack Boost/Max HP Gain	Cost
				Coins	BM	SM	GM
Level 5	75	809	125/988	6000	0	0	0
41/55	76	809	125/988	120	4	3	1
42/55	76	812	125/988	245	9	8	2
43/55	77	812	125/988	365	13	10	3
44/55	77	816	125/988	490	18	11	4
45/55	78	816	125/988	735	27	14	4
46/55	78	820	125/988	795	29	15	5
47/55	79	820	125/988	855	31	17	5
48/55	79	825	125/988	915	35	18	6
49/55	80	825	125/988	980	38	19	7
50/55	80	831	125/988	1040	40	20	7
51/55	81	831	125/988	1100	41	21	8
52/55	81	839	125/988	1135	43	22	9
53/55	82	839	125/988	1175	45	23	9
54/55	82	849	125/988	1210	47	24	10
55/55	83	849	125/988	1345	50	25	10

BM = Bronze Materials	SM = Silver Materials	GM = Gold Materials

Upgrade	Attack	Health	Attack Boost/Max HP Gain	Cost
				Coins	BM	SM	GM
Level 6	87	897	137/1084	12000	0	0	0
56/70	87	899	137/1084	170	7	5	1
57/70	88	899	137/1084	345	15	10	3
58/70	88	901	137/1084	515	25	13	4
59/70	89	901	137/1084	685	30	17	5
60/70	89	903	137/1084	1030	35	21	5
61/70	90	903	137/1084	1115	40	27	6
62/70	90	906	137/1084	1205	42	29	7
63/70	91	906	137/1084	1290	46	30	8
64/70	91	910	137/1084	1375	52	31	9
65/70	92	910	137/1084	1460	58	32	10
66/70	92	914	137/1084	1545	60	34	12
67/70	93	914	137/1084	1600	65	35	14
68/70	93	919	137/1084	1650	70	37	16
69/70	94	919	137/1084	1700	75	39	17
70/70	94	925	137/1084	1890	80	40	18
Level 7	98	973	149/1180	24000	0	0	0

Quotes

• Summoned
  • Beary: "Hail Satan!"
  • Beary: "Merry Christmas, everybody!"
• Charge Ability
  • Beary: "Here comes the hellfire!"
  • Beary: "Whoopee!"
  • Beary: "Yay!"
• Defeated
  • Beary: "You got me all worked up!"
• Unknown
  • Beary: "I'm feeling a little sluggish, fellas!"
  • Beary: "Oh boy!"
  • Beary: "Our satanic powers sure did the trick!"
  • Porcupiney: "See you real soon!"
  • Woodpeckery: "Hope you enjoy eternity in a fire pit!"
  • Woodpeckery: "Satan sends his warmest regards!"

Patch History

• February 01, 2022
  • Charge Duration: 10s to 4s (-60%).
• May 11, 2021
  • Fixed exploit where Woodland Critters could steal stats from an ally who is just about to get a shield without sacrifice.
• December 25, 2020
  • Added to the game.

Trivia

• Although the Woodland Critters consist of several animals, only Beary the Bear, Porcupiney the Porcupine, and Woodpeckery the Woodpecker are featured in the game. When summoned, these animals will appear as one entity (with Porcupiney and Woodpeckery sitting on top of Beary).
• The Woodland Critters can also be found in Santa's card and the Unholy Combustion spell card.