Wise Man

{{South Park character
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|name={{PAGENAME}}
|gender=Male
|race=Caucasian
|hair=Gray
|age=Unknown; likely 70s (deceased)
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|appearance="[[Red Man's Greed]]"
}}The '''Wise Man''' is an elderly man known for the "middle-class white-way" of curing [[S.A.R.S.]] He appeared in the [[Season Seven]] episode, "[[Red Man's Greed]]".

==Background==
The entire town of [[South Park (Location)|South Park]] is infected with S.A.R.S., and it's up to [[Stan]] to find a cure. Randy instructs him to visit a Wise Man in Bellow Creek for the answer. When Stan arrives at the man's trailer, he learns that he was expecting him. The Wise Man pours some paint thinner into a paper bag, and instructs Stan to huff it.

After Stan's inward journey, which he thought sounded gay, he learned that the middle-class white-way of curing S.A.R.S. is Campbell's Chicken Noodle Soup, Dayquil, and Sprite.

He also make a cameo appearance in "[[Hell on Earth 2006]]", where he appears among the residents of [[Hell]], indicating that he died sometime between his previous appearance and this appearance.

==Appearance==
The Wise Man is a haggard, elderly gentleman who wears sagging teal pants and a dirty, white tank top. His pants are unsecured, as his belt is left unfastened. He has thinning, long, gray hair and a gray mustache. His face is uniquely shaped, in that he is shown with a square jaw.

==Prominence==
*"[[Red Man's Greed]]" - Shows [[Stan Marsh|Stan]] how to cure S.A.R.S.
*"[[Hell on Earth 2006]]" - Seen among the residents of Hell.

==References==
{{Reflist}}
{{Minor characters Season Seven}}

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