|Episode no.||Season 9|
|Guest stars||Wing Han Tsang|
Kathie Lee Gifford
|Original airdate||March 23, 2005|
|List of all South Park episodes|
- This is the page for the episode. For the character, see Wing Han Tsang.
The boys set up a talent agency and pool all their resources and impress their first client only to have another agency steal him away.
Plot details follow.
Upon hearing that Tolkien has won a contest that will allow him to sing at a beauty pageant and receive $200, the boys decide to mooch off of his talent by becoming his agents.
They lose him to another talent agency, however, only to land a singer named Wing, who is the wife of the City Wok owner Tuong Lu Kim. Recently smuggled into the United States by the Chinese Mafia, Wing has been set to audition for American Idol, and the boys' "Super Awesome Talent Agency" agrees to bring her to Los Angeles for the competition.
This venture does not go as planned. The boys enter Wing into The Contender where she is beaten up by a boxer while she sings. However, the boys get a gig when Wing is invited to sing at the wedding of Sylvester Stallone's son after Stallone says he was impressed with Wing's voice.
However, Wing is kidnapped by the Chinese Mafia because Tuong Lu Kim did not pay the $10,000 he owed to them for getting her into the States. The boys, mistaking the Mafia for the talent agency that stole Tolkien, go after them to get back their client. In the end, both the Mafia and the boys realize that their businesses are dirty and exploit the hopes of others, and all decide to quit.
They listen to Wing sing at the wedding, only to find Tolkien waiting tables, trying to earn enough money to get back home as apparently the agency does not actually do anything for you. Cartman takes the opportunity to rub in Tolkien's bad luck.
A real-life portrait of Wing is shown, which includes a promotional ad for her website.
- "Wing (Season 9, Episode 3)". southparkstudios.com.