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"Who's Got the Greatest Mom In The World?" is song sung by Eric and Liane Cartman in the Season Ten episode, "Tsst".


South Park Elementary school counselor Mr. Mackey calls Liane Cartman into his office because Eric Cartman handcuffed Billy Turner's ankle to the school flagpole, then gave him a hacksaw to free himself. While discussing her son's worsening violent behavior, she begins to cry. Cartman tries to lighten the mood by singing this song.


You're a great mom.
Who's got the greatest mom in the world?
I dooo.
My mom is number one in my heart.
It's true!

Mrs. Cartman and Cartman:
My mom's the best mom, better than your mom.
It's singing together in harmony.

Songs from Season Ten
Afternoon Delight | Begin the Beguine | Can't Fight This Feeling | Cartman's Buck Rogers Theme | Dawg's Crew Theme Song | Don't Stop Believin' | Hey People, You Gotta Drive Hybrids Already | I'm Goin' Back to Cali | I Love to Brush My Teeth | Live to Win | Love Will Keep Us Together | Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye | Oh Yeah | Smuggy San Francisco Town | Song 2 | Symphony No. 9: Adagio - Allegro Molto | We Are the Champions | What Really Happened on 9-11? | Who's Got the Greatest Mom In The World?

See also: List of Songs | List of Minor Characters from Season Ten | Season Ten