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"Whiskey Bent and Hell Bound" is a song performed by American singer Hank Williams Jr. It was featured in South Park: The End of Obesity.


After learning of a mass shooting at the semaglutide factory in India, Kyle turns to an alternative supplier in North Carolina, with its delivery truck on its way to South Park. This song is played in the truck, just before it is stopped by a group of women, including Randy, who are trying to steal the supply for their own consumption.


I've got a good woman at home who thinks I do no wrong
But sometimes, Lord, she just ain't always around
And you know that's when I fall, now I can't help myself at all
And I get whiskey bent and hell bound

Play me some songs about a ramblin' man
Put a cold one in my hand
'Cause you know I love to hear those guitar sounds
Don't you play "I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry"
'Cause I'll get all balled up inside
And I'll get whiskey bent and hell bound

Sure enough about closin' time, 'bout stoned out of my mind
And I end up with some honky tonk special I found
Just as sure as the morning sun comes, thinking of my sweet girl at home
And I need to get whiskey bent and hell bound

Play me the songs about ramblin' man
Put old Jim Beam in my hand
'Cause you know I still love to get drunk and hear country sounds
But don't play Your Cheatin' Heart
'Cause that'll tear me all apart
I'll get whiskey bent and hell bound

Yeah, old Hank's songs always make me feel low down

Songs from Paramount+ Movies
Cry Little Sister | Family Affair | Free Ride | Happy Birthday to You | I Forgive You | I Got Cred, Bitches | It's My Life What Ever I Wanna Do | I've Got Some Apples | Love, Faith, and Fear | Mikhelm, Mikhelm | Mutiny on the Sea | Navigate the American Health Care System | Slippery When Wet | Something Cool to Happen to Me | Stir It Up | Summertime Girls | The Star-Spangled Banner | Use Me | WAP | We Are Living in the Future | We Miss You Randy | Whiskey Bent and Hell Bound | You Don't Miss Your Water

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