"Where Has My Country Gone?" is a song sung by Mr. Garrison in the Season Nineteen episode, "Where My Country Gone?".
Background[]
While sitting in a mandatory Canadian language class, Mr. Garrison daydreams a music video about how he believes Canadian refugees are destroying the USA.
Randy Marsh also briefly sings his own short version of this song in "Truth and Advertising", replacing "country" with "town".
Lyrics[]
Where has my country gone?
Where has my country gone?
It was a land of opportunity that we held dear,
But now all these other assholes are comin' here
And where's my country gone?
It was just here, like, two seconds ago
'Cause when they said that this was the land of the free,
I'm pretty sure that they were referring to me
And my country's gone!
It got upset and now it's wandered away
It took 43 Presidents to make us stand tall,
And just one black guy to unravel it all
Country gone!
Please tell it that we need her back home
There's a great big hole in the liberty bucket,
'Cause someone forgot to tell the foreigners to suck it
And now they're all hanging out on my lawn...
(Trumpets come up and play "Feels So Good")
And now they're ruining my song,
Makin' it sound like Chuck Mangione
Where has my country gone?