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"What Really Happened on 9-11?" is a song sung by Eric Cartman in the Season Ten episode, "Mystery of the Urinal Deuce".


Mr. Mackey discovers that someone has pooped in the urinal. Cartman believes that it is linked to the 9-11 bombings and sets out to discover who caused 9-11, eventually believing it was Kyle, even though it was not the case.


It is wrong for me to ask questions?
Is it wrong to seek the truth?
I just can't blindly accept their version.
I can't base my logic on proof.
Almost all the evidence points one way,
But I'm like Charlie Sheen and Gloria Estefan:
I need to know what really happened
On 9/11-leven-leven-leven-leven.
What really happened
On 9/11?

Songs from Season Ten
Afternoon Delight | Begin the Beguine | Can't Fight This Feeling | Cartman's Buck Rogers Theme | Dawg's Crew Theme Song | Don't Stop Believin' | Hey People, You Gotta Drive Hybrids Already | I'm Goin' Back to Cali | I Love to Brush My Teeth | Live to Win | Love Will Keep Us Together | Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye | Oh Yeah | Smuggy San Francisco Town | Song 2 | Symphony No. 9: Adagio - Allegro Molto | We Are the Champions | What Really Happened on 9-11? | Who's Got the Greatest Mom In The World?

See also: List of Songs | List of Minor Characters from Season Ten | Season Ten