What Happened to My School? is a book written by Eric Cartman in the Season Thirteen episode "Dances with Smurfs".
Background[]
After Eric Cartman became the new reader of the morning announcements at South Park Elementary, he began a smear campaign against Wendy Testaburger, the student-body president. He consistently accused Wendy of hating and wanting to kill Smurfs and repeatedly called her derogatory names. He wrote What Happened to My School?, a book about Wendy's supposed graphic sexual exploits, and held a book signing, selling the books for $5 each.
Video Games[]
South Park: The Stick of Truth[]
The book can be picked up as a junk item.
South Park: The Fractured But Whole[]
The book is used as an artifact named "NeoConomicon". It can be retrieved at the top floor of South Park Elementary with the use of the Fartkour buddy power.
Appearance[]
The cover of the book features Eric Cartman in a suit with a scrutinizing look. The American flag can be seen in the background behind him. The title of the book is written in a big, red font on the top, and Eric's name is written in a white font with a gray background on the bottom.