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"Wendy's Audition Song" was a song written and performed by Wendy Testaburger in the Season Four episode, "Something You Can Do with Your Finger".


Wendy auditions for part of the fifth member of the boy band, Fingerbang. Eric Cartman protests it, however, Kyle Broflovski and Stan Marsh override him, thus letting her sing.

Wendy was accepted into the group because of the song she performed; which is a more explicit version of the schoolyard song "Miss Susie". A boy that resembles Schroeder from the Peanuts comic strip supplies the music accompaniment for her audition.


  • This song is a parody of the playground song, "Miss Susie Had a Steamboat" as well as "The Assumption Song".


Mrs. Landers was a health nut.
She cooked food in a wok.
Mr. Harris was her boyfriend,
and he had a great big-

The rooster just won't quit,
and I don't want my breakfast,
because it tastes like-

Shih Tzus make good house pets.
They're cuddly and sweet.
Monkeys aren't good to have,
'cause they like to beat their-

Meeting in the office.
A meeting in the hall.
The boss, he wants to see you,
so you can suck his-

Balzac was a writer.
He lived with Allen Funt.
Mrs. Roberts didn't like him,
but that's 'cause she's a-

Contaminated water,
can really make you sick.
Your bladder gets infected,
and blood comes out your-

Dictate what I'm saying,
'cause it will bring you luck,
and if you all don't like it,
I don't give a flying fuck! [1]


Songs from Season Four
Annen Polka | Bu Bu Budio | Con te partirò | Dance of the Clogs | Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy | Democracy in Cuba | Der Hölle Rache | Don't Die On Us | Even A Miracle Needs A Hand | Fingerbang | Hukilau | I Can't Wait Until I Grow Up | I Don't Want to Wait | I Walk Hand in Hand with Jesus | Itsy Bitsy Spider | La donna è mobile | Little Bunny Foo Foo | Non più andrai | Old Time Rock and Roll | Page d'écriture | Silent Night | Spilled Blood on the Footsteps of My Mind (Revisited) | Circle of Poo | The Four Seasons: Spring | The Miracle Worker | The Prostitute Song | Third Grade Memories | Timmy and the Lords of the Underworld | Welcome to This World | Wendy's Audition Song | You Got It, Girl | You'll Never Find Another Love Like Mine

See also: List of Songs | List of Minor Characters from Season Four | Season Four