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Wayne D is a character that appeares in the Season Fifteen episode, "T.M.I.". His personality is the stereotype of a white guy attempting to act like a stereotypical black guy. He also appeared as one of the Mall security guards in the "Black Friday" Trilogy.


Wayne D has a black hat, that says "PLAYA" on it, and a white do-rag. He wears a red LeBron James Miami Heat basketball jersey, with the number 6 on it, and under the jersey, he has a grey shirt over another white shirt. He also wears baggy pants that sag, which cause his underpants to show. He has brown hair.


He seems extremely insecure about his presumably small penis, denouncing it when asked about it. This insecurity seems to cause him to act in the stereotypical "wigger" manner.


  • Wayne D: "Mah this shit is WHACK, mah, I just seen all this shit frontin, mah, Don't understan what it's like my pops ain't no mother fuckin good, mah, bitch be coming I be tappin that shit, mah."
  • Wayne D: "Nah man, my shit be packin', man"
  • Wayne D: "Man that shit be burnin' shit, man"
  • Wayne D: "And my mom gotta stop trippin', man. Bitch be trippin' all the time, man"



  • Wayne D's model was tweaked and recolored into Jerry Blumpkin.

    In "Wieners Out", a simulation for tracking Internet Trolls for depicts a person named Jerry Blumpkin, who uses the same character model as Wayne, but his hair is recolored, his small beard is removed, and pimples were added to his face.


Minor Characters from Season Fifteen
Betsy MacIntosh | Bishop of Banff | Broadway Bros | Canadian Prime Minister | Chase | Christian Wulff | Crack Babies | Crack Baby Athletic Association (CBAA) | Dane Cook | Daniel | David Sawitzky | David Spade | David Weatherhead | Dean Howland | Duck President | Eugene Levy | Funnybot | Giant Reptilian Bird | Jacob Hallery | Jessica Pinkerton | Junichi Takiyama | Kevin James | Larry Feegan | Michael Moore | Miles Standish | Mr. Adams | Mr. Feegan | Mr. Peters | Mrs. Feegan | Ms. Bronski | Muscleman Marc | Natalie Portman | President's Council on Fitness, Sports & Nutrition Representative | Prince and Princess of Canada | Rebecca Turnod | Russell Brand | Sarah McLachlan | Secret Society of Cynics | Selena Gomez | Slash | Stephen Tamill | Steve Jobs | Tooth Decay | Two Farmers | Tyler Perry | U.S. Border Patrol | Vernon Trumski | Wayne D | Mr. and Mrs. Weatherhead | Mr. and Mrs. Whipple | Wikileaks | Zach Galifianakis

More information: List of Minor Characters from Season Fifteen | Season Fifteen