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Walter Cronkite was a famous American anchorman of CBS. He appeared in purgatory in the Season Thirteen episode, "Dead Celebrities".

Background[]

He was first heard talking to a nurse, telling her and the boys that Michael Jackson wouldn't admit to his death and that was keeping everyone stranded in purgatory. Like everyone else on the plane, he thought sitting on a plane doing nothing was bad enough without Billy Mays selling his products. But when the plane went to Hell, he reacted badly, like the other passengers. He now resides in Hell.

Appearance[]

He appeared as an old man, with thick gray eyebrows and a gray mustache. He wears a black suit with a yellow, black striped tie.

Personality[]

He appears to be irritated by Michael Jackson's refusal to accept that he is dead, although this is not abnormal, as the rest of the celebrities were irritated as well.

References[]

Television Celebrities
Aaron BrownAl RokerAlana ThompsonAlton BrownAnderson CooperAndy RichterAngus T. JonesAnn CurryBenny HillBill O'ReillyBilly MaysBob DenverBob SagetBobby FlayCaitlyn JennerCarlos MenciaCaroline ManzoCarrot TopCesar MillanChris HansenConan O'BrienDanielle StaubDavid BlaineDavid DuchovnyDavid LettermanDeborah CarrollDon KingDonna ReedDr. Mehmet OzDr. PhilDrew CareyEd McMahonEd SullivanEllen DeGeneresEmmanuel LewisGary ColemanGeraldo RiveraGhost HuntersGiada De LaurentiisGigi HadidGordon RamsayGuy FieriHenry GibsonHenry WinklerJack OsbourneJacqueline LauritaJay LenoJennifer Love HewittJerry SpringerJim CarreyJimmie WalkerJimmy FallonJimmy KimmelJimmy StewartJo FrostJoe and Teresa GiudiceJohn D'AquinoJohn WalshJohnny KnoxvilleJon CryerJune ShannonKardashiansKarolyn GrimesKathie Lee GiffordKathy KinneyKelly OsbourneKelly RipaKris JennerKristen MillerKurt LoderLarry DavidLarry KingLena DunhamLionel BarrymoreMarcia WallaceMario BataliMartha StewartMatt LauerMaury PovichMax WeinbergMeredith VieiraMichael LandonMichael WilbonMike SorrentinoMike ThompsonMr. TOprah WinfreyParis HiltonPat O'BrienPat SajakPatrick DuffyPaul WatsonPaula DeenPauly DQueer Eye for the Straight GuyRegis PhilbinRob ReinerRobin MeadeRon ZappoloRosie O'DonnellSally StruthersSimon McCoyShari LewisSnookiSonny BonoStella ReidSteve IrwinSuzanne SomersTed KoppelTerri IrwinTina YothersTom GreenTony DanzaTony KornheiserVanna WhiteWalter CronkiteWendy WilliamsWolf BlitzerYasmine BleethYvonne Finnerty
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