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"Wake Up Wendy" is a song written by Stan Marsh for Wendy Testaburger and performed by Elton John in the episode "Chef Aid".

An extended version of the song appears on Chef Aid: The South Park Album.

Lyrics[]

Got this bug-eyed girl
Cold hand on my knee
Frozen teeth, chitter, chatter
She's dressed up like a cemetery
Like a cemetery

Snowbound all winter
Blue lips on my cheek
Little tongues, prattlin', rattlin'
Talkin' about them hometown geeks
Them hometown geeks

Wake up Wendy, smell the coffee
Help me into your custom kitchen
Gimme a cup of that old black magic
I wanna get me some of that old home cookin'
Can you feel it, it's chilly and a freezin'
Wake up Wendy, moods a changin'
I got a reason and you got a feelin'
Wake up Wendy, love's in season

Feels like a steam clean
When she washes me
Clouds a bustin', pumps a hissin'
Just peel me off the ceiling
Off the ceiling

Chill out bug-eyed-girl
Zap me into cinders
Pop the thermal mumbo jumbo
Melt me with your little fingers
With little fingers

Wake up Wendy, smell the coffee
Help me into your custom kitchen
Gimme a cup of that old black magic
I wanna get me some of that old home cookin'
Can you feel it, it's chilly and a freezin'
Wake up Wendy, moods a changin'
I got a reason, you got a feelin'
Wake up Wendy, love's in season
Wake up Wendy, love's in season
Wake up Wendy, love's in season


Songs from Season Two
All That She Wants | Ave Maria | Bingo | Brad Logan | Cheddar Cheese Girl | Cheesy Poofs Theme Song | Chocolate Salty Balls | Come Sail Away | Conjoined Twin Song | Dodgeball Song | Footloose | German Dance | Happy Holiday | Hark! The Herald Angels Sing | Hava Nagila | Huntin' and Killin' | Hush, Little Baby | I Can See Clearly Now | I'm a Believer | In the Ghetto | It's a Rockin' World | Jimmy Crack Corn | Lookin' for Love | Love Is a Battlefield | My Best Friends | Nearer, My God, to Thee | Nothing From Nothing | Nowhere to Run | O Canada | Over the River and Through the Woods | Piece of Meat | Runaway, Come Home | She Works Hard for the Money | Simultaneous | Stars and Stripes Forever | Stinky Britches | Swingset, Swingset | The Rainbow | The Sign | Time of the Season | Underpants Gnomes Work Song | Wake Up Wendy

See also: List of Songs | List of Minor Characters from Season Two | Season Two

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