"WAP" is a song performed by American rapper Cardi B featuring Megan Thee Stallion. It was featured in South Park: The Streaming Wars.
Background[]
Having received findings from the water commissioner, Steve Black plans to form his own streaming service, selling part of their water rights to citizens of Denver. He requests Stan and Tolkien to construct a boat that can float from Credigree Weed to the Denver Reservoir, as a proof of their water source to the subscribers. As the song plays, Stan and Tolkien look after their boat from several locations, while Steve begins advertising his new streaming service.
Lyrics[]
W***** in this house
There's some w***** in this house
There's some w***** in this house
There's some w***** in this house (hol' up)
I said certified freak, seven days a week
Wet ass p****, make that pullout game weak, woo! (Ah)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you fucking with some wet ass p****
Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet ass p****
Give me everything you got for this wet ass p****
Beat it up, n****, catch a charge
Extra large and extra hard
Put this p**** right in yo' face
Swipe your nose like a credit card
Hop on top, I want a ride
I do a kegel while it's inside
Spit in my mouth, look at my eyes
This p**** is wet, come take a dive
Tie me up like I'm surprised
Let's role-play, I wear a disguise
I want you to park that big Mack truck right in this little garage
Make it cream, make me scream
Out in public, make a scene
I don't cook, I don't clean
But let me tell you, I got this ring (ayy, ayy)
Gobble me, swallow me, drip down the side of me (yeah)
Quick, jump out 'fore you let it get inside of me (yeah)
I tell him where to put it, never tell him where I'm 'bout to be
I run down on him 'fore I have a n**** running me
Talk yo' shit, bite your lip
Ask for a car while you ride that dick (while you ride that dick)
You ain't never gotta fuck him for a thing
He already made his mind up 'fore he came
Now get your boots and your coat for this wet ass p****
He bought a phone just for pictures of this wet ass p****
Pay my tuition just to kiss me on this wet ass p****
Now make it rain if you wanna see some wet ass p****
Look, I need a hard hitter, I need a deep stroke
I need a Henny drink, I need a weed smoker
Not a garden snake, I need a king cobra
With a hook in it, hope it lean over
He got some money, then that's where I'm headed
P**** A-1, just like his credit
He got a beard, well, I'm tryna wet it
I let him taste it, and now he diabetic
I don't wanna spit, I wanna gulp
I wanna gag, I wanna choke
I want you to touch that lil' dangly thing that swing in the back of my throat
My head game is fire, punani Dasani
It's going in dry, and it's coming out soggy
I ride on that thing like the cops is behind me (yuh, ah)
I spit on his mic' and now he tryna sign me, woo
Your honor, I'm a freak b****, handcuffs, leashes
Switch my wig, make him feel like he cheating
Put him on his knees, give him some' to believe in
Never lost a fight, but I'm looking for a beating
In the food chain, I'm the one that eat ya
If he ate my ass, he's a bottom feeder
Big D stand for big demeanor
I could make ya bust before I ever meet ya
If it don't hang, then he can't bang
You can't hurt my feelings, but I like pain
If he fuck me and ask, "Whose is it?"
When I ride the dick, I'ma spell my name, ah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you fucking with some wet ass p****
Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet ass p****
Give me everything you got for this wet ass p****
Now from the top, make it drop, that's some wet ass p****
Now get a bucket and a mop, that's some wet ass p****
I'm talking WAP, WAP, WAP, that's some wet ass p****
Macaroni in a pot, that's some wet ass p****, huh
There's some w***** in this house [Repeating]