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• Stan Marsh
• Kyle Broflovski
• Eric Cartman
• Kenny McCormick
• Liane Cartman
• Jimbo Kern
• Ned Gerblansky
• Randy Marsh
• Chef
• Mayor McDaniels
• Ted
• Johnson
• Newscaster
• Officer Barbrady
• Mr. Garrison
• Scuzzlebutt
• Patrick Duffy
• Lava and You Narrator

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Volcano
	In front of Cartman's house. Jimbo, Ned, and the boys are waiting for Cartman.
Liane	Now you be careful, Eric. The woods can be very dangerous.
Cartman	Okay, Mom.
Kyle	Ready to go hunting, Cartman?
Stan	Yeah, my Uncle Jimbo says we gotta get up there early. Right, Uncle Jimbo?
Jimbo	That's right, Stanley. Animals are much easier to shoot in the morning.
Liane	Here hon, I packed you some cheesy poofs and happy tarts.
Jimbo	Don't worry Mrs. Cartman, we'll take good care of him. I brought my old war buddy Ned to keep things safe.
Ned Gerblansky	Hello, Mrs. Cartman. How are you today?
Liane	Be sure to use lots of bug spray, and if you have to poo-poo, don't wipe with poison ivy.
	The other boys laugh.
Cartman	Dude, that's sick mom.
Liane	And I know it can get scary up in those woods, but just remember, mommy's not far away.
	They laugh some more.
Cartman	Drive, Drive!
Liane	You give your mommy a kissy.
Cartman	Drive the car damn-it, drive!
	In the Humvee.
Kyle	[In a slight falsetto.] Don't get scared up in the mountains Cartman.
Cartman	Shut up, I'm not scared of nothing.
Stan	Maybe your mom can give me a kiss too, Cartman.
Kenny	(Maybe she'll suck my dick.)
Jimbo	Oh, ho, that's disgusting.
Cartman	You piece of crap, I'll kill you!
	Cartman starts fighting with Kenny.
Jimbo	That's the spirit boys, let's get that testosterone flowin'.
Cartman	Eeeeenh!
	He is about to strike Kenny again.
Jimbo	Now boys, boys, ah-I need to get serious for a minute. I want you to understand a few basic rules of hunting, since this is your first time. First, don't ever walk with your gun unless the safety's on. Second, don't shoot anything that looks human, and third, never spill your beer in the bullet chamber.
Stan	Uh, Uncle Jimbo, we don't drink beer.
Jimbo	You what?!?
Ned	mmmMoh Yeah, that's right, I don't think eight year old kids drink beer, mmm.
Kyle	I like chocolate milk.
Jimbo	Well, we'll be doing plenty of drinking on this trip; After all, hunting sober is like ...fishing ...sober. It sure will be nice to get out of the city for a while, away from civilization.
	Jimbo drives the Humvee up a small mountain very close to town.
	On the mountain.
Jimbo	Welp, here we are. Okay, each of you young 'uns take a gun, a beer and some smokes.
Cartman	Hey, I didn't get a gun.
	Jimbo hands him one.
Cartman	Sweet. This is like the gun I used in 'Nam
Stan	You weren't in Vietnam, Cartman.
Ned	Were you stationed in Da Nang?
Stan	Cartman always makes stuff up, Ned. You can't believe anything he says.
Cartman	Hey, I'll blow your friggin' head off.
	They point their guns at each other, Jimbo rushes up.
Jimbo	Hey, look out son, that's dangerous. You're gonna spill your beer.
Stan	My Uncle Jimbo says that after this, he's gonna take me hunting in Africa.
Kyle	Wow, that'd be cool.
Cartman	My mom says there's a lot of black people in Africa.
Jimbo	Boys, looky there. That there's a Rocky Mountain black bear ...one of the few remaining of its kind. Isn't it beautiful... By God, it's coming right for us!
	Shoots it. It is hit and flips off the mound it was on.
Stan	Hey, it wasn't coming right for us. It was just sitting there.
Jimbo	Shhh, not so loud. Now that there's just a technicality.
Kyle	What do you mean?
Jimbo	You see boys, the Democrats have passed a lot of laws trying to stop us from hunting.
Cartman	Democrats piss me off!
Jimbo	They say we can't shoot certain animals anymore, unless they're posing an immediate threat. Therefore, before we shoot somethin', we have to say 'It's coming right for us.'
Stan	Wow, you're smart Uncle Jimbo.
Ned	Mmm, Jimbo look, mm.
Jimbo	Ohho, it's a deer. Looks like about a .46 gauge, Ned. It's coming right for us!
	Jimbo pulls out a bazooka, mounts it on his shoulder, and fires a rocket. All that's left of the deer is a hind leg, which falls over.
Cartman	Kickass!!
	Everyone is in creep position now, except Jimbo.
Jimbo	Did you see that?! I was imperiled by that ferocious, charging buck.
Ned	Moohh, rabbit, rabbit, 5 o'clock.
	A rabbit hops blissfully into view.
Jimbo	[Drops to the ground.] Let's move, moove!
	He hustles off to the right. Ned follows.
Stan	Is this hunting?
Kyle	I guess so.
Cartman	Ah, dude! I'm starting to have flashbacks.
Kyle	What?!
Cartman	Danforth, pull up flank! Look out for Charlies- up in the trees!
	On the ridge.
Jimbo	This one's yours Stan.
	Stan aims at the bunny, but it just blinks at him. Jimbo coaxes.
Jimbo	[Calmly.]It's coming right for us.
Ned	It's coming right for us.
	Stan focuses. The bunny blinks.
Kyle	Shoot it Stan.
Cartman	I got your back, soldier.
	Stan lowers his gun.
Stan	I can't.
	The bunny hops away.
Jimbo	What the? What's wrong with you?
Stan	I don't wanna shoot the bunny.
Jimbo	What the hell are you talking about, 'you don't wanna shoot the bunny?' You're babbling, you're not making any sense, you're hysterical.
Stan	I'm not hysterical, I just don't want to shoot the bunny.
Jimbo	No nephew of mine is gonna be a tree-hugger.
Cartman	Yeah hippie, go back to Woodstock if you can't shoot anything.
Stan	I can shoot you, f** a**!
Cartman	I can shoot you too!
Stan	I'll kill you!
Cartman	I'll fill you full of lead!
	The mountain rumbles.
Kyle	Hey, what's that?
	South Park Center for Seismic Activity, Randy is humming: another day and all is quiet. A rumble is heard in the distance, but Randy is dozing off. A stronger rumble rolls through.
	Randy checks the seismograph.
Randy Marsh	What the heck is this?
	He places a call.
Randy	Yeah, Frank, it's uh Randy, Uh huh, good, Yeah, listen, the uh, the little needle's moving. Yeah, it's going back and forth really fast-what does that mean? ...Uh huh ...Uh huh ...Let me check.
	He looks out the window at the volcano, which shows a column of steam.
Randy	Yeah, it's smoking. Uh huh. Oh really? Really? Oh my God! A volcano!
	Dramatic music builds, then Randy...sips his coffee.
	Night on the mountain.
Cartman	My weenies won't cook.
Ned	Mmm, this wood won't burn, umm.
Jimbo	Well, Ned, looks like we'll have to use the old Indian fire trick.
Ned	Mmm, yepper.
	Ned pours gasoline on the fire. The flames run up the stream and set Ned aflame.
Ned	Mmm, aahh, oh.
Jimbo	Hehehaahaa, hey, stop-drop-and roll Ned. Haaahaaaaahaha!!
	Ned drops and rolls. He knocks the gas can over, and the flaming gas blows up the Hummer.
Stan, Kyle	Whoa!
Jimbo	Goddamnit Ned, I just got that van. How the hell are we supposed to get home?
Ned	Mmm, oh, it hurts, it hurts, mmm.
	Cartman is now cooking his weenies over Ned's burning body.
Cartman	Hey you guys, this works pretty good right meah.
	City Hall, The following morning.
Chef	But you see Mr. Mayor, you can't stop serving Salisbury steak in our public schools. What's next, meatloaf?
Mayor McDaniels	We are quite aware of your concerns Chef, but...
	The intercom beeps. She answers.
Johnson	Mayor, the geologist is here to see you.
Mayor McDaniels	My geologist? Now? Tell him the infection is fine and I don't need another check-up.
Johnson	No mayor, that's a gynecologist. A geologist studies the earth.
Mayor McDaniels	Don't you think I know that? How dare you insult my intellect, I went to Princeton for God's sake! You get out of my office!
Johnson	I'm not in your office mayor, I'm talking to you through a speaker.
	Long pause.
Mayor McDaniels	Just send in the geometrist.
Johnson	Geologist...
Mayor McDaniels	You are fired, buddy!
Johnson	Thank you mayor, it's been great working for you.
	Randy enters.
Randy	Mayor, we have got a very big problem. Mt. Evanston is about to erupt.
Mayor McDaniels	What does this mean to the town?
Randy	Well, this graph shows everything from normal to bad.
	He points out relative damage levels on a chart.
Randy	Right now South Park is here.
Mayor McDaniels	My God!
Chef	Mayor, some of the school children, are up camping, on that mountain, right now!
Mayor McDaniels	Ooh, this is big! Johnson, Johnson, are you there? [Beeps out.]
Ted	Uhh, you just fired Johnson, Mayor. I'm his replacement, Ted.
Mayor McDaniels	Ted, we have got a major crisis here. I want you to get on the phone and call Inside Edition, Rescue 911-uh, and Entertainment Tonight-eh. [Thump.] Better get my stylist on the phone too. Don't worry, things are under control.
	Back on the Mountain. Jimbo is telling stories.
Jimbo	And then... Ned picked up the grenade and... BOOM, blasted his arm clear off. We spent three hours looking for that damn arm, but it was never to be found. Some say it's still crawling around to this day.
	Ned extends his prosthetic arm towards Cartman as if to show that shot-off arm is now at the campsite, climbing on Cartman.
Ned	Mmmowwwh.
	Cartman flinches, and the others laugh.
Jimbo	Hah, got ya.
Cartman	Heh, tha-that's not scary.
Kyle	You were scared Cartman! You almost peed your pants!
Cartman	Shut up, I didn't pee in my pants!
Jimbo	Hey Ned, hand me that gin.
	Ned opens up the icebox and tosses a bottle to him.
Jimbo	You boys want to tie one on?
Kyle	No, No thanks, that stuff tastes like pee.
Stan	Yeah, Cartman's pee.
Cartman	Hey, you would taste my pee!
Jimbo	What the hell's wrong with you? Can't you have a little alcohol?
	Kenny reaches for the gasoline can and chugs away.
Jimbo	Christ, look at that little bastard go!
	Kenny hiccups.
Jimbo	Now you see that Stan? Now, now that is a dirty little bastard!
Stan	Hey, I'm a dirty little bastard too.
Cartman	Hey you guys. I know a scary story.
Kyle	Shut up, Cartman! You can't scare anybody!
	Softly, slowly, flashlight ready.
Cartman	Oh yeah? Have you guys ever heard of [He turns his flashlight on his face for dramatic effect.] Scuzzlebutt?
Stan	Whatabutt?
Cartman	Scuzzlebutt is a creature that lives up on this very mountain, and kills anybody who dares climb to the top.
Stan	Why?
Cartman	Because, it loves the taste of blood, and likes to add pieces to its deformed body.
Kyle	Deformed how?
Cartman	Well, on his left arm, instead of a hand, he has...
Stan	A hook.
Kyle	A knife.
Cartman	No! A piece of celery.
Stan	Celery?
Cartman	Yeah, and he walks with a limp. Because one of his legs is missing. And where his leg should be, there's nothing but...Patrick Duffy.
Kyle	Patrick Duffy? Damn it Cartman, that's not scary!
Cartman	What do you mean? Have you ever seen Step By Step? [Silence.] So he lives alone on this mountain, and weaves baskets, and other assorted crafts. They say that on quiet nights you can hear him weaving his baskets. Tashink ...tashink ...tashink.
Stan	Cartman, you suck at telling scary stories.
Kyle	Yeah, give me that flashlight.
	Kyle takes it and turns it off.
Kenny	(Hey, what's that?)
	The volcano rumbles again.
Kyle	What is that?
Stan	Maybe it's Scuzzlebutt coming to weave us into wicker baskets.
Cartman	Hey, it might be!
Kyle	Gosh, I hope he doesn't cut me with his celery hand.
	The others laugh.
Cartman	Screw you guys! ...Go to Hell!
	Jimbo is now playing his guitar.
Jimbo	Hey Ned, why don't you whip out the ol' cancer kazoo? Let's do a little song.
Ned	Abumbayah my lord, kumbayah. Uumbayah my lord, kumbayah. Uumbayah my lord, kumbayah. [Uncle Jimbo cries] Mmmoh lord, Kumbayah. Emsomeone's crying my lord, Kumbayah Someone's crying my lord, Kumbayah...
Cartman	They don't think Scuzzlebutt is scary huh? Let's see how they like it when they actually see Scuzzlebutt! I'll scare the hell out of 'em tomorrow!
Ned	...Someone's crying my lord, Kumbayah. Moh lord, Kumbayah.
	Next morning. A rooster crows.
Kyle	Stan, Stan, wake up!
Stan	What, dude?
Kyle	I don't know where Cartman is. I think something took him away.
Stan	Where's my Uncle Jimbo and Ned?
Kyle	They're out fishing with Kenny.
Stan	With Kenny? But, but this is supposed to be my camping trip. Why do they like Kenny so much? Doesn't he like me anymore?
Kyle	Well Stan, you want to know what I think?
Stan	What?
	Kyle farts, and is pleased with himself. Stan does nothing.
	In the fishing boat.
Jimbo	What a beautiful morning for fishing. There's one, there's a fish right there!
	He throws grenade, killing a fish.
Ned	Mmm, got it.
	Kenny throws a grenade, killing four fish.
Jimbo	Great instincts boy.
	Stan runs to the side of the lake.
Stan	Uncle Jimbo, Cartman's missing!
Jimbo	Who? The fat kid?
Stan	Yeah.
Jimbo	Ah hell, I guess we better go look for him. Ned, we got to cut it short. Fire out the 12-20!
	Ned fires the load and a massive amount of fish float to the surface. The boat lands a second later
Jimbo	Well, I think that's about the limit for our fishing permit.
Ned	[Rowing to shore.] Moh man it smells like dead fish here.
Kenny	(A little like a vagina.)
Ned	Em-moh man, that is nasty.
Jimbo	Heh, I don't think I've ever seen a kid as cool as you Kenny. I'm making you... my honorary nephew.
Kenny	(Thanks.)
	Stan's head drops.
	In front of city hall. The media is now present.
Newscaster	The people of South Park are humble and friendly. But now, a ticking time-bomb of hot lava waits to engulf these people and end their miserable lives with one last fleeting moment of excruciatingly painful burning agony.
Crowd	Yeahhh.
	They sound more excited than agonized.
Individual in crowd	Hey, I'm on TV! I'm on TV!
Newscaster	Mayor, what are you doing to prepare for this inevitable catastrophe?
Mayor McDaniels	All we know right now is that some of our children [Sob-sob.] are camping on that mountain and... Oh, I'm sorry, can I start over?
Newscaster	Huh?
Mayor McDaniels	Well you can edit this right? Ready, 3,2,1 [Melodramatically.] All we know right now is that some of our children are up camping on that mountain. We can't do anything until we get them. Okay people, let's go get those kids.
Chef	Come on everybody. You got to help the children.
	On the mountain.
Jimbo	Uh, well, he couldn't have gone far, unless something drug him off.
Ned	There's not many animals out today, Jimbo, mmm.
Jimbo	Yeah, it's almost like something funny's going on.
	The volcano rumbles.
Jimbo	Christ, Ned, what'd you have for breakfast.
Ned	Mm I don't know man. I've got some bad gas.
Jimbo	Wait, there's a ram! It's coming right for us!
	Fires at the ram. Kenny takes over.
Jimbo	Nice shootin' Kenny. Here, you need a bigger gun.
Kyle	Look!
Cartman	I am Scuzzlebutt, Lord of the Mountains. Behold my Patrick Duffy leg.
Ned	Mmm, what is it?
Kyle	Dude, it's Scuzzlebutt! Cartman wasn't lying.
Jimbo	Holy crow! We could make a mint killing this thing.
Ned	We'll be on the cover of "Guns & Ammo".
Jimbo	This calls for some HJ-14.
Cartman	[To himself.] Heheh. Those guys are totally scared.
	Jimbo is now armed with twin shoulder rockets.
Jimbo	Fire in the hoooole!
Cartman	Holy crap!
	Cartman jumps out of the way. The rockets hit the mound and debris goes in all directions.
Jimbo	Damn it, I think I missed.
Cartman	What the hell is wrong with you people?!
Jimbo	C'mon, let's move, move!
	Cartman sees them coming and backs away.
Cartman	Hey, wait, aah!
	Rescue Center.
Mayor McDaniels	Is, is it on? Okay. Okay people, form groups and search the mountain. Report back here every hour! You got that?!
Randy	Mayor, I might have an uhh, idea.
Mayor McDaniels	Huh, what?
Randy	Well if we can dig a very large trench, we can divert the lava into a canyon, and then it would bypass South Park pretty much completely.
Mayor McDaniels	And, that would be good? Right?
Randy	Uh - pretty sure.
Mayor McDaniels	Well, what are we waiting for. Okay, people, change of plans! Half of you grab shovels!
	On the mountain. Jimbo and the others have lost sight of Cartman.
Jimbo	These look like its tracks. He must have gone this way. Ned, prepare some HK-12 and some plasticine. I'll bet that sucker's headed for a higher elevation. The higher up it- BIRD!! [Shoots a bald eagle.] The higher up it goes, the better it can breathe.
Kyle	[Sees Cartman still dressed as Scuzzlebutt] Look, up there.
Cartman	You guys, it's just me.
Jimbo	Are we sure it's Scuzzlebutt?
Stan	Does it have Patrick Duffy for a leg?
Jimbo	I can't tell; let's kill it!
Cartman	Eh, gotta get out of this stupid costume.
Jimbo	Kenny, you take the front.
Stan	No!
	Stan takes the rifle from Kenny.
Stan	I can do it Uncle Jimbo. I want to bag that animal!
Jimbo	That's the spirit, kiddo. Let's hunt!
Cartman	You guys, you guys, I was just kidding!
	Townspeople digging trench.
Newscaster	As some people of South Park try desperately to save their mountain town, others look for the missing townspeople. But all must take every precaution necessary.
	Rescue Center.
Officer Barbrady	Okay people, listen up. As we near the top of the mountain, the chances of our encountering some lava becomes great. Therefore, I have special-ordered this training film to assist us in volcano safety. Mr. Garrison, if you would please.
	Mr. Garrison starts the film.
Host	Harbingers of sorrow, natural disasters can be the cause of troubling and undesirable stress, and the volcano is no exception. But what should you do if a volcano erupts near you or your family? Here we see the Stevens family enjoying a [Film skips] May picnic, but suddenly daughter hears a noise. It's a volcano. Junior seems worried. But have no fear Junior, Jane learned in school what to do when you hear a volcano erupt.
	Jane backs up, pulls out the blanket from under the food, and throws it over her family.
Host	That's right Jane, duck and cover.
	She ducks under the blanket herself. The lava rolls over the family, causing no harm. The blanket flies off, revealing a sparkling family.
Host	So what will you [Film skips] -do when you hear a volcano erupting?
	Two boys on bikes look alarmed. They leap off their bikes and hit the street, duck, and cover their heads with their arms.
Host	That's right, duck and cover.
	The lava rolls over the two, causing no harm.
Host	Looks like you got the idea. Duck and cover. Thank you and goodbye.
Officer Barbrady	OK, any questions?
Chef	That has got to be the most ridiculous load of pig crap I have ever seen!
Officer Barbrady	That's enough out of you!
	On the mountain. Cartman moves further up on the slope and turns around.
Stan	I'm gonna bag Scuzzlebutt. Then we'll see who's the little bastard.
Cartman	Hey, seriously you guys!
Kyle	[Hushed.] Kill it, Stan. Kill it. [Normally.] Come on Stan, kill it.
Stan	Ah, damn it, I can't do it!
	Jimbo swats Stan behind the head.
Jimbo	You pansy! give me that gun.
Cartman	Hey!
Stan	Cartman?
Cartman	Goddammit, don't shoot me!
Jimbo	What the Sam Hell?
Cartman	I was just trying to scare you guys, you can put the guns down now.
Ned	Mmm, so much for the cover of "Guns & Ammo".
Jimbo	Yepper, but I think we've learned some important lessons Ned I think that-
	Boom! Lava begins to bubble out and flow.
Kyle	Whoa!
Ned	Mmm, holy crap.
Jimbo	The mountain! It's blown it's top!
	A boulder of lava lands in front of Kenny.
Kyle	Oh my God, they killed Kenny!
	Kenny steps out from behind the boulder.
Kenny	(Nope, I'm okay.)
	Kenny sees his arm on fire.
Kenny	(It-aah. It hurts! IT HURTS!)
	The boulder rolls onto Kenny.
Kenny	(Ugh.)
	On the side of the mountain.
Townsman 1	Look, the volcano.
Townsman 2	Quick, duck and cover.
	They do. The lava sweeps them down the mountainside, burning them to the bone.
	At the base of the mountain, Jimbo and the others are moving quickly.
Kyle, Stan, Cartman	Aaaaah!
Jimbo	That lava's coming right for us!!
	Behind them a river of lava charges down the mountain.
	Looking on from the edge of town.
Chef	Oh no, look.
	At the trench. Jimbo and the others have made it out of the mountain, but their way into town has been cut off.
Jimbo	What the hell is this trench doing here?!? We can't get across!
Newscaster	It now looks as if the missing children are trapped in the path of hot, nasty lava.
Mayor McDaniels	God, please deliver those darling kids from... Wait, wait wait wait. 3,2, and 1. God, please deliv-
Cartman	Help!
	Scuzzlebutt appears and scratches his belly.
Jimbo	Jimminy Pope, it's the real Scuzzlebutt!
Cartman	What?! Scuzzlebutt's real?!
Kyle	Oh my God! Look at his leg!
Patrick Duffy	Hi kids, I'm TV's Patrick Duffy.
Jimbo	Quick Ned, shoot it!
	Ned aims, but no shot is heard.
Ned	Mmmoh no, out of ammo.
Scuzzlebutt	Grrrr.
Mayor McDaniels	What... is that thing?
Chef	That's Scuzzlebutt.
Mr. Garrison	Yeah, he has Patrick Duffy for a leg, and weaves baskets.
Officer Barbrady	This isn't happening. Everyone look away please. Nothing to see here.
Jimbo	Well boys, I'm sorry I got you all killed.
	Scuzzlebutt rips a tree from the ground, bites off a limb...
Kyle	Aaaaah!
	...and molds the tree into a-
Stan	Whoa, he built a wicker basket.
Jimbo	Hey, he's saving us.
	Scuzzlebutt puts the group in the basket and lifts them over the trench.
Scuzzlebutt	Grrr.
Liane	Scuzzlebutt saved the day.
Randy	And my calculations worked: the lava is following the trench into the canyon.
Mayor McDaniels	Hmmm. Where exactly does the canyon go?
Randy	Uhh...
Denver citizens	Aaaaah.
	South Park. The ordeal is over.
Mr. Garrison	South Park is saved.
	Cheers go up.
Kyle	Hey look, Kenny's okay.
	Kenny appears on a mound nearby.
Kenny	(Hey guys, what's goin' down?)
Newscaster	And now these humble people can rejoice and celebrate their jovial victory over nature. I'm getting word that the chef of the school cafeteria wants to sing a song about this thrilling struggle of humanity.
Chef	Mmmm Baby every time that we kiss, Hot Lava! Every time that we make love, hot lava, Hot Lava! Lava so hot it makes me sweat, Lava so warm and red and wet, Lava! Brrrrrrrrrrrr.
Newscaster	Mayor, what do you have to say about this wonderful outcome?
Mayor McDaniels	Well, we owe everything to this friendly, yet misunderstood creature. Thank you Scuzzlebutt.
Scuzzlebutt	Friend.
	Scuzzlebutt presents flowers to the Mayor.
Mayor McDaniels	Oh, how sweet.
	Stan shoots Scuzzlebutt.
Stan	I did it, I did it, I finally killed something.
	He smiles, proud of himself. Unfortunately, this took place during a live report.
Newscaster	Oh my God! What has he done?
Mayor McDaniels	Turn off the cameras!
Stan	Hey, that was easy!
Patrick Duffy	Noooo! Why God? Why?!
Jimbo	Damn it Stan, you shouldn't have done that!
Stan	What?! Why?!
Kyle	Yeah, make up your mind, dude!
Jimbo	Stan, some things you kill, and some things you don't. See?
Stan	No.
Ned	Moh, only now in this late hour do I see the folly of guns. Mmm, I'll never use a gun again, mmm.
	Drops his gun, which fires one last shot as it hits the snow. Kenny is hit.
Kenny	(Oh, no!)
	Rats are hot on the trail.
Stan	But I just wanted you to be proud of me, like you were with Kenny.
Jimbo	But Kenny's dead now, Stan, and you're always going to be my nephew. And you can't just kill anything. You understand?
Kyle	Dude, I don't understand hunting at all.
Stan	Yeah, [He drops his gun.] it's stupid. Let's go watch cartoons.
Cartman	Yeah, cartoons kick ass! [All three leave.]
End of Volcano