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I originally want to write an article, but that seems uninteresting, so I changed its form into a QnA.

Q:Who are you?
A:I'm a university student from China, I study physics/computer science, and I'm also interested in history and art.

Q:Are you a party member?
A:No.

Q:Do you like South Park?
A:Yes but I only like the old South Park, not what it has become now.

Q:Do you like this episode?
A:No.

Q:Because you are Chinese?
A:Not really. This is an episode about politics, but it fails to provide deep insights, and it just expressed some very common ideas about China, nothing special/innovative. That's why I say this episode has poor quality.

Q:They really have the courage to do this, aren't you surprised?
A:No. You see even NBA dare to publicly support protestors/subversives in Hong Kong, and they currently have billions of dollars of market value in China.

Q:Did they exaggerated the situation in China?
A:Why wouldn't they?

Q:Are there anything wrong about China in this episode?
A:Yes. You see there's nothing against homo in China(except that you can't show it on screen), on the contrary, homo culture is quite popular here(we love Billy Herrington), we always rip on each other for being gay.
A:Also child labor is illegal.

Q:You said this episode fails to provide deep insights, so as a Chinese, how do you understand censorship?
A:Censorship has come a long way, today we badly need censorship and it has to be strict.

Q:Wait what?
A:Yep that's true. You see our country has been developing incredibly fast in the past few decades, but this kind of development is very unbalanced, it creates a huge gap in wealth, tons of social problems(the most significant of them is corruption). So if we let everyone openly discuss these problems, (this part is censored so you basically can't read it) :)

Q:So you mean censorship is like, the best solution in China?
A:Exactly. We don't want a total disaster(as described above), we don't want to lose what we have now, so we need censorship. In fact the amount is just fine, it prevents a lot of problems from breaking out, and we still have alternate/bypass solutions(that's why I'm writing/posting this stuff).

Q:What do you think of Winnie the Pooh?
A:He has great ambitions, he will achieve something that has never been done before in Chinese history. Let's just wait and see.

Q:What do you want to say to sum up?
A:Three sentences:
1.China is not PRK.
2.If you want to be friends with us(make money from us), respect our PC.
3.You talk about freedom all the time but remember this one thing, freedom always takes huge price.

That's all, feel free to leave comments and ask me questions so we can know each other better(fuck stereotypes).

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