King Douchebag

aka The New Kid

  • I live in South Park, Colorado
  • I was born on May 3
  • My occupation is King of Elven Kingdom
  • I am Male
  • King Douchebag

    I recently finished watching every episode of South Park in order of air date. Whilst watching the episodes, I took note of how old the boys were mentioned to be. I have created a table that displays how old the boys were when said episode took place.

    Episode Age
    Volcano 8
    An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig 8
    Starvin' Marvin 8
    Damien 9
    Tom's Rhinoplasty 8
    Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut 8
    City on the Edge of Forever (Flashbacks) 8
    Clubhouses 8
    Spookyfish 8
    Merry Christmas Charlie Manson! 8
    Gnomes 8
    Sexual Harrassment Panda 8
    Hooked on Monkey Fonics 8
    Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus 8
    Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000 8
    Cartman Joins NAMBLA 8
    Probably 8
    The Wacky Molestation Adventure 8
    Scott Tenorman Must Die 8
    Cartmanland 9
    Proper Condom Use 8
    Kenny Dies 8

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