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Hello <insert name here> and welcome to my user profile. Here you'll see some quotes, my opinions on the best and worst episodes of South Park, favourite and worst characters, songs and much more. I have been a fan of South Park since around December 2011 and have watched every episode and season to date. The first episode I ever watched was Imaginationland, although it was the movie version, not the 3 individual episodes.


My Favourite Quotes Edit

I can't die - Kenny (Coon Vs Coon and Friends)

I can&#039;t Die

What seems to be the officer, problem? - Randy (Bloody Mary)

What seems to be the officer problem

This is cum. - Randy (Sarcastaball)

This is cum
Suck my dick PC Principal! - Jimmy (Sponsored Content)
Suck My Dick PC Principal

What what what?! - Sheila

MrsBroflovski

Am I just an asshole? - Butters ( The Hobbit)

Am I just an asshole

Hello there children!

Chef, what would a priest want to put up my butt? - Stan (Red Hot Catholic Love)

Goodbye.

What would the priest want to put in our butts

How do you go on when nothing makes you happy? - Stan (Ass Burgers)

How do you go on when nothing makes you happy

I love life. But at the same time I'm really happy that something can make me feel that sad. It's like it makes me feel alive, you know? It makes me feel human. The only way I can feel this sad now is if I felt something really good before. So I've got to take the bad with the good. So I guess what I'm feeling is like a beautiful sadness. - Butters (Rasins)

A beautiful sadness

You do not say big silly goose. You call him an asshole like a normal kid. - Randy (Cripple Fight)

But dad I was just trying to... - Stan

Stanley you call your friend an asshole this instant! - Randy

Asshole. - Stan

That's better. - Randy

Call your friend an asshole

I'm going to kick Mr Harrison's ass. (Closes door then comes back in) Mr Harrison's a white guy right? - Randy (All About Mormons)

Yeah. - Stan

I'm gonna kick his ass. - Randy

I&#039;m going to kick mr harrison&#039;s ass

Did you just take a crap on my desk? - Garrison (Breast Cancer Show Ever)

Did you just take a crap on my desk?

Best Episodes Per Season Edit

Season 1 Edit

Pinkeye
Pinkeye
Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo
MRHANKEY

Death

106-Death
Cartman Gets an Anal Probe
South park cartman gets an anal probe episode

Tom's Rhinoplasty

TomsRhinoplasty01

Season 2 Edit

Spookyfish

Evil Boys - Spookyfish

Chickenpox

South Park Pox
Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods
211

Chickenlover

Chickenlover

Clubhouses

Clubhouses

Ike's Wee Wee

Ike&#039;s wee wee

Season 3 Edit

Tweek Vs Craig

Tweek and craig

Rainforest Shmainforest

Rainforest Shmainforest

Chinpokomon

S03e10-chinpokomon

World Wide Recorder Concert

317 blow
The Red Badge of Gayness
SPRBOG10

The Succubus

The Succubus

Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus

Are You There God It&#039;s Me, Jesus

Hooked on Monkey Phonics

313 in-the-garden

Cat Orgy

CatOrgy09

Season 4 Edit

Cartman Joins NAMBLA

Cartman Joins NAMBLA

The Wacky Molestation Adventure

The Wacky Molesation Adventure

Cherokee Hair Tampons

Cherokee Hair Tampons

Something you can do with your finger

Fingerbang Cartman

Cartman's Silly Hate Crime

Cartman&#039;s Silly Hate Crime

Season 5 Edit

Kenny Dies

513 16

Scott Tenorman Must Die

ScottTenormanMustDie30
Super Best Friends

Cartmanland

Cartmanland

Butters' Very Own Episode

Butters&#039; very own Episode HD

How to Eat with Your Butt

How to Eat with Your Butt HD

Here Comes the Neighborhood

S05e12-here-comes-the-neighborhood

Cripple Fight

Cripple Fight

It Hits the Fan

It Hits The Fan

The Entity

The Entity HD

Season 6 Edit

The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers

ReturnoftheFellowshiptotheTwoTowers07

My Future Self n' Me

My Future Self n&#039; Me

Fun with Veal

Fun with Veal

Red Hot Catholic Love

Red Hot Catholic Love
Professor Chaos/The Simpsons Already Did It

Child Abduction is Not Funny

Child Abduction is Not Funny

A Ladder to Heaven

A Ladder to Heaven

Season 7 Edit

Christian Rock Hard

Faith-1

South Park is Gay!

South Park is Gay!

Raisins

Raisins-0

Toilet Paper

Toilet Paiper HD

It's Christmas In Canada

It&#039;s Christmas In Canada

Lil' Crime Stoppers

Lil&#039; Crime Stoppers

Cancelled

Cancelled

Casa Bonita

Casa Bonita Bomb Shelter

Grey Dawn

Grey dawn

Season 8 Edit

Good Times with Weapons

Butters-got-blood-south-park-3177398-460-355

AWESOM-O

Sp802 Awesome-O 2

Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes

Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes

Quest for Ratings

Sexy action news team

Pre-School

Pre-School
Passion of the Jew
Kyle2

Season 9 Edit

Ginger Kids

Cartman as a Ginger-kid

Free Willzyx

Free Willzyx

The Death of Eric Cartman

The Death of Eric Cartman

Follow That Egg

StyleFollowthatEgg

The Losing Edge

The Losing Edge

Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow

TwoDaysBeforetheDayAfterTomorrow07

Season 10 Edit

Make Love, Not Warcraft

Make Love, Not Warcraft
Cartoon Wars parts 1 & 2

Mystery of the Urinal Deuce

Mystery of the Urinal Deuce

Tsst

Tsst

Smug Alert!

Smug Alert!

Manbearpig

Manbearpig-0

Stanley's Cup

Stanley&#039;s Cup

Season 11 Edit

Le Petit Tourette

Le Petit Tourette

The Snuke

The Snuke
More Crap
More Crap-0
Night of the Living Homeless
1107 jump-homeless-2
The List
Wendy has found some discrepancies in the list&#039;s vote counting 0001
Imaginationland Trilogy

Guitar Queer-O

GuitarQueero01

Cartman Sucks

Cartman Sucks

With Apologies to Jesse Jackson

With Apologies to Jesse Jackson

Fantastic Easter Special

Fantastic Easter Special

Season 12 Edit

Elementary School Musical

ELEMENTARY SCHOOL MUSICAL- SOUTH PARK

Tonsil Trouble

Tonsil Trouble

Breast Cancer Show Ever

Breast Cancer Show Ever

The Ungroundable

Butters Vampire

Super Fun Time

1207 cartman-dragging-butters

Over Logging

Over Logging

The China Probrem

China Probrem Pic39

Season 13 Edit

The Coon (Superhero Arc S13)

The Coon-0

Whale Whores

1311 20
Pee
Pee

W.T.F.

W.T.F.

Butters' Bottom Bitch

S13e09-butters-bottom-bitch

Dances With Smurfs

Smurfs

Dead Celebrities

Ike Sees Dead Celebrities

Margaritaville

Margaritaville

Fishsticks

Fishsticks

The F Word

The F Word

Season 14 Edit

Superhero Arc S14You Have 0 Friends
S14e04-you-have-0-friends
200/201The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs
S14e02-the-tale-of-scrotie-mcboogerballs

It's a Jersey Thing

It&#039;s a Jersey Thing

Insheeption

InsheeptionPROMO
Crippled Summer
Crippled Summer

Season 15 Edit

T.M.I.

TMI
You're Getting Old/Ass Burgers

The Last Of The Meheecans

1509 The Last of the Meheecans 02

Bass to Mouth

Bass to Mouth
1%
1%

The Poor Kid (Superhero Arc)

The Poor Kid

Royal Pudding

Royal Pudding

Season 16 Edit

Cartman Finds Love

Cartman Finds Love00050

Sarcastaball

Sarcastaball10

Butterballs

Butters being bullied.

I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining

I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining

A Nightmare on Face Time

A Nightmare on Facce Time

Raising The Bar

Raising the Bar

Insecurity

Insecurity

Going Native

GoingNativePromo2

Season 17 Edit

Black Friday TrilogyInformative Murder Porn
InformativeMurderPornPromo

The Hobbit

South Park- The Hobbit

World War Zimmerman

South-park-s17e03-world-war-zimmerman 16x9

Season 18 Edit

Grounded Vindaloop

GroundedVindaloopPromo1

The Cissy

The Cissy

Freemium Isn't Free

Satan Possessing Stan - Freenium Isn&#039;t Free

Cock Magic

Cock Magic

Gluten Free Ebola

GlutenFreeEbolaPromo1

Season 19 Edit

Tweek x Craig

Tweek x Craig

Safe Space

Safe Space
Naughty Ninjas
S19E07 Ninja Training

You're Not Yelping

Tumblr nw37lbjbr01r4o9xho1 1280

Season 20 Edit

Wieners Out

WienersOut00024
Skank Hunt
SkankHunt00042

The Damned

TheDamned00017

Season 21 Edit

Put It Down

SPPID112

Holiday Special

Sp-2103-press-art-image-01

Sons a Witches

SPSAW61

Franchise Prequel

SPFP13

Season 22 Edit

A Boy and a Priest

SPBP - 00165

The Scoots

Spts 00362

Worst Episodes Per season Edit

Season 1 Edit

Big Al's Big Gay Boat Ride

Southpark ep104 2

Weight Gain 4000

1x02-Weight-Gain-4000-eric-cartman-19021901-720-540

An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig

An-elephant-makes-love-to-a-pig-picture-1-

Volcano

Volcano-icon

Season 2 Edit

Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus

201 Not Without My Anus 00001

Conjoined Fetus Lady

205 Conjoined Fetus Lady 5

City on the Edge of Forever (Flashbacks)

CityontheEdgeofForever01

Season 3 Edit

Jakovasaurs

SouthPark305

Sexual Harassment Panda

SexualHarassmentPanda02

Season 4 Edit

Pip

414 Pip Pip Pip 00010

Helen Keller! The Musical

Gobbles

Chef Goes Nanners

ChefGoesNanners07

Season 5 Edit

Towelie

Towelie

Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow

BehindtheBlow17

Season 6 Edit

Asspen

Asspen05

The Biggest Douche in the Universe

BiggestDoucheintheUniverse13

Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society

Bebe&#039;s Boobs Destroy Society HD

Jared Has Aides

JaredhasAides03

The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer

TerranceandPhillipMovieTrailer17

Season 7 Edit

Krazy Kripples

702 image-06

Butt Out

ButtOut02

Red Man's Greed

ManMansGreed01

All About Mormons

AllAboutMormons04

Fat Butt and Pancake Head

FatButtandPancakeHead06

Season 8 Edit

Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset

StupidSpoiledWhoreVideoPlayset18

Goobacks

Goobacks07

Cartman's Incredible Gift

Cartman&#039;s Incredible Gift

Douche and Turd (I'm thinking of removing this episode from this list after some thought as I've grown to like the episode more

DoucheandTurd06

Season 9 Edit

Trapped in the Closet

TrappedintheCloset51

Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina

MrGarrisonsFancyNewVagina08

Erection Day 

ErectionDay04

Die Hippie, Die 

DieHippieDie10

Wing

Wing12

Bloody Mary

BloodyMary10

Season 10 Edit

A Million Little Fibers

AMillionLittleFibers01

Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy

MissTeacherBangsaBoy08

The Return of Chef

1001 chef-torn-apart

Hell on Earth 2006

Hell on Earth 2006

Season 11 Edit

Lice Capades

Clyde-in-lice-capades-clyde-donovan-16240881-876-583

D-Yikes!

DYikes10

Season 12 Edit

Britney's New Look

Britney&#039;s new look

Major Boobage

1203 hot-girl-driving thumb
Pandemic 1 & 2

About Last Night

Obama and McCain

Eek, A Penis!

1205 ear-on-mouse

Season 13 Edit

The Ring

TheRing01

Eat, Pray, Queef

Butters got queefed on

Season 14 Edit

Crème Fraiche

Creme-fraichePromo

Sexual Healing

ButtersKyleWrestle
Poor and Stupid
Poor and stupid

Season 15 Edit

Funnybot

Funnybot07

A History Channel Thanksgiving

1513 A History Channel Thanksgiving 01

Crack Baby Athletic Association

CBAAPromo

Broadway Bro Down

BroadwayBroDownPromo

HUMANCENTiPAD

1501 humancentipad 1920x1200

Season 16 Edit

A Scause For Applause

ScauseForApplausePromo

Jewpacabra

JewpacabraPromo2

Obama Wins!

ObamaWins00035

Reverse Cowgirl

ReverseCowgirlPromo

Season 17 Edit

Taming Strange

South-park-s17e05-taming-strange 16x9

Ginger Cow

South-park-s17e06-ginger-cow 16x9
Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers
GothKids3DawnofthePosersPromo2

Let Go, Let Gov

South-park-s17e01-let-go-let-gov 16x9

Season 18 Edit

#REHASH

REHASH

#HappyHolograms

HappyHologramsPromo1

Handicar

Handicar

Season 19 Edit

The Advertisement Arc

Stunning and Brave

Stunning Brave-005

Season 20 Edit

This is probably the weakest season of South Park. It's good for the first few episodes but falls apart after the Election mainly because Matt & Trey didn't expect Donald Trump would actually win. The list is probably the closest this will be to the final list if not exactly.

The End of Serialization as We Know It

Sp-2010-news-episode-announcement v01

Not Funny

NotFunny00023

Members Only

MembersOnly00028

Oh Jeez

OhJeez00032

Fort Collins

FortCollins00036

Season 21 Edit

Doubling Down

SPDD - 00008

Super Hard PCness

SPSHP (27)

Season 22 Edit

Dead Kids

SPEPITEST - 00120

The Problem with a Poo

SPPWP - 00239

Best Christmas Episodes Edit

It's Christmas in Canada

It&#039;s Christmas In Canada

A Very Crappy Christmas

A Very Crappy Christmas

Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics

Mr hankey

Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo

Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo

Merry Christmas Charlie Manson

Merry Christmas Charlie Manson

Red Sleigh Down

Red Sleigh Down

Woodland Critter Christmas

Woodland Critter Christmas

Best Halloween Episodes Edit

Pinkeye

Pinkeye

A Nightmare on Face Time

A Nightmare on Facce Time

Spookyfish

Evil Boys - Spookyfish

Top 10 Episodes Edit

Make Love, Not Warcraft

Make Love, Not Warcraft

Good Times With Weapons

Butters-got-blood-south-park-3177398-460-355
Superhero Arc S13/14/15/21

Grounded Vindaloop

GroundedVindaloopPromo1

The Wacky Molestation Adventure

The Wacky Molesation Adventure

Scott Tenorman Must Die

ScottTenormanMustDie30

Le Petit Tourette

Le Petit Tourette

My Future Self n' Me

My Future Self n&#039; Me

Ginger Kids

Cartman as a Ginger-kid
Cartoon Wars parts 1 & 2

Top 10 Worst Episodes Edit

Britney's New Look

Britney&#039;s new look

Pip

414 Pip Pip Pip 00010

Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus

201 Not Without My Anus 00001
Towelie/A Million Little FibersAsspen
Asspen05

Erection Day

ErectionDay04

Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy

MissTeacherBangsaBoy08

Taming Strange

South-park-s17e05-taming-strange 16x9

Krazy Kripples

702 image-06
The Advertisement Arc

Honourable Mentions Edit

Kenny Dies

513 16

Free Willzyx

Free Willzyx

Fun with Veal

Fun with Veal

Spookyfish

Evil Boys - Spookyfish
Super Best Friends

Christian Rock Hard

Faith-1

AWESOM-O

Sp802 Awesome-O 2

Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes

Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes

Quest for Ratings

Sexy action news team

Tonsil Trouble

Tonsil Trouble

Follow That Egg

StyleFollowthatEgg

You Have 0 Friends

S14e04-you-have-0-friends
You're Getting Old/Ass Burgers

Red Hot Catholic Love

Red Hot Catholic Love

Cartman Finds Love

Cartman Finds Love00050

Unhonourable Mentions Edit

Crème Fraiche

Creme-fraichePromo

Jakovasaurs

SouthPark305

Trapped in the Closet

TrappedintheCloset51

Helen Keller! The Musical

Gobbles

The Best Seasons Edit

This list is decided by my Top and Worst Episodes list along with Honourable and Unhonourable Mentions. Each season gets +1 point for each episode, however if I don't like that episode it gets a -1 to the overall rating. 10 points are added if the episode is in the Top Episodes, however -10 is awarded if under Worst. +5 for Honourable Mentions and -5 for Unhonourable Mentions. This is a rough idea and might change at a later date to try and make the list more fair. There could be a chance that some of these numbers are off by a little bit but this should more or less be the near final list.

Ratings Edit

Season 1

5-4=1

Season 2

6-3-10+5=-2

Season 3

9-2-5=2

Season 4

5-3+10-10-5=-3

Season 5

10-2+10-10+5+5=18

Season 6

8-5+10-10+5=8

Season 7

9-5-10+5=-3

Season 8

6-4+10+5+5+5=27

Season 9

6-6+10-10-5+5+5=5

Season 10

8-4+10+20-10-10=14

Season 11

12-2+10=20

Season 12

7-6-10+5=-4

Season 13

10-2+10=18

Season 14

10-3+10+5-5=17

Season 15

8-5+10+5+5=23

Season 16

8-4+5+5=14

Season 17

6-4-10=-8

Season 18

5-3+10=12

Season 19

4-4-30=-30

Season 20

3-1=2

Season 21

4-2=2

Season 22

2-2=0

Season 8 (27) Edit

Season 11 (20) Edit

Season 13 (18) Edit

Season 5 (18) Edit

Season 15 (23) Edit

After a recount this season actually got 23 mainly because of Superheroes and the double episode. I'm going to leave this season where it is simply because I don't think it's as strong overall.

Season 14 (17) Edit

Season 10 (14) Edit

Season 16 (14) Edit

Season 18 (12) Edit

Best Arcs Edit

Superhero Cartoon Wars Imaginationland You're Getting Old/Assburgers Black Friday Meteor Shower

Best Movies Edit

South Park Bigger Longer & Uncut

La Resistance

Superhero Arc (Although technically not a movie, it can sort of be watched as one)

Imaginationland

Black Friday (Although technically not a movie, it can sort of be watched as one)

Meteor Shower (Although technically not a movie, it can sort of be watched as one)

My Favourite Characters Edit

Butters Stan Kyle KennyJimmy Valmer

Cartman

Cartman Finds Love00023
CraigTweek
Tweek-tweak
RandyToken

Thomas

Thomas-0
Clyde

The Worst of the Worst Edit

PC Principal

PC Principal

Al Gore

AlGoreSP

Mr. Adams

ThePoorKid12

My Favourite Songs Edit

Lonely Jew

Lonely Jew

Swiss Colony Beef Log

Swiss Colony Beef Log

Come Sail Away

Come Sail Away

Live to Win

Make Love, Not Warcraft

California Love

California Love

Lorde Feeling good on a Wednesday

Lorde Feeling Good on a Wednesday

La Resistance

La Resistance

Put It Down

SPPID112

I swear

I swear

Minorities at my Water Park

Minorities at my Water Park
Princess Kenny
Princess Kenny
Queef Free
Queef Free

What The Hell Child Is This?

Chefpic
Hey People, You Gotta Drive Hybrids Already
Hey People, You Gotta Drive Hybrids Already

Getting Gay with Kids

Rainforest Shmainforest
Faith +1
Faith-1

In My Safe Space

Safe Space

It Happened In Sun Valley Sung By Stan and Wendy

It Happened In Sun Valley Sung By Stan and Wendy

Jacking it in San Diego

Jacking it in San Diego

Kyle's Mum is a big fat bitch

Kyle&#039;s Mum is a big fat bitch

Let's Fighting Love

Let&#039;s Fighting Love

Make Bullying kill itself

Make Bullying kill itself

My Robot Friend

My robot friend

O Holy Night

O Holy Night

Third Grade

Third Grade

Cuba

Cuba-0

Blame Canada

Blame Canada-0

Super Fun Time

1207 cartman-dragging-butters

Our Love Grows

Our Love Grows

Why Can't I Be Like All the Other Kids

Why Can&#039;t I Be Like All the Other Kids

Tweek and Craig

Tweek x Craig

Tweek x Craig -  The Book of Love

Tweek x Craig - The Book of Love
Work Mexican Work
Work Mexican Work

You gotta do what you wanna do!

You gotta do what you wanna do!

You ll Never Find Another Love Like Mine (Token Remix)

You ll Never Find Another Love Like Mine (Token Remix)

Bubblegoose

Bubblegoose
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