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HerbiMetal

aka WPS

  • I live in Singapore
  • I was born on June 17
  • I am Female
  • Bio Herbivorous Metalhead with the Eyes of a Child.
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HerbiMetal is an artsy, girly, vegan metalhead. In the South Park universe, she is friends with Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Butters, Jimmy, Scott Malkinson, Wendy, and Nichole. She tries not to get her ass kicked by Eric Cartman for being a kind, moral, rabbit-food-eating free spirit. HerbiMetal has the superpower of turning trash and toxic substances into health-boosting and live-saving assets.

HerbiMetal's List

  1. Stan Marsh
  2. Kyle Broflovski
  3. Kenny McCormick/Mysterion
  4. Butters Stotch
  5. Satan
  6. Ike Broflovski
  7. Jimmy Valmer
  8. Kyle Schwartz
  9. Goth Kids
  10. Paris Hilton
  11. Scott Malkinson
  12. Wendy Testaburger
  13. Clyde Donovan
  14. Larry Feegan
  15. Nichole Daniels
  16. Sophie Gray
  17. Eric Cartman
  18. Heather Swanson
  19. Craig Tucker
  20. Token Black
  21. Saddam Hussein
  22. Michael Jackson

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HerbiMetal's Episodes

HerbiMetal's Quotes

Butters Stotch

  • "My name is Butters, I'm eight years old, I'm blood type O, and I'm bi-curious! And even that's okay! Because if I'm bi-curious, and I'm somehow made from God, then I think your God must be a little bi-curious himself!" - Cartman Sucks
  • "Wuh-ell yeah, and I'm sad, but at the same time I'm really happy that somethin' could make me feel that sad. It's like, it makes me feel alive, you know? It makes me feel human. And the only way I could feel this sad now is if I felt somethin' really good before. So I have to take the bad with the good, so I guess what I'm feelin' is like a, beautiful sadness... I'd rather be a cryin' little pussy than a faggy Goth kid." - Raisins
  • "Loo loo loo, I've got some apples, Loo loo loo, you've got some too. Loo loo loo, let's make some applesauce, take off our clothes and loo loo loo!" - Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset
  • "I'm sorry, ma'am. I'd like to be your boyfriend and all, uh even though you have kind of a big nose, but my parents told me, never get into a car with a stranger." - Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset
  • "I did it, Grandma. I finally stood up for myself. I got real mean and I beat the snot outta Dr. Oz. I can't lie, it felt kind of good. At first. But since then all I have is just... a kind of dark, empty feeling. Then I realized... that's how you must feel. All the time. Poor old Grandma. You know, I-I've been gettin' lots of advice how to deal with you. Stand up to you, tell on you... But I kind of realize there's just people like you out there. All over the place. When you're a kid, things seem like they're gonna last forever. But they're not. Life changes. Why you won't always be around. Someday you're gonna die. Someday pretty soon. And when you're layin' in that hospital bed, with tubes up your nose, and that little pan under your butt to pee in, well I'll come visit ya. I'll come just to show you that, that I'm still alive and I'm still happy. And you'll die. Bein' nothin' but you. 'Night Grandma." - Butterballs

Stan Marsh

  • "Anybody who would betray their ideals just to make money in China isn't worth a lick of spit!" - Band in China
  • "Dad, you like to drink. So have a drink once in a while. Have two. If you devote your whole life to completely avoiding something you like, then that thing still controls your life and, 'n you've never learned any discipline at all... All or nothing is easy. But learning to drink a little bit, responsibly, that'sa disciprine. Disciprine... come from within." - Bloody Mary

Kyle Broflovski

Mysterion:

  • "You are going to be okay, Karen! You have to keep believing that! You are not alone. No matter where you go, no matter what you do, I will always be here! Do you understand?"

Eric Cartman

  • "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, what I really meant was [takes out loudspeaker] HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MAH BALLS, MR. GARRISON?" - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
  • "Respect mah authoritah!"
  • "I'm seriously!"
  • "Screw you guys, I'm going home!"

Wendy Testaburger

  • Red: "I'd give anything to be with Bridon Gueermo, but he'd never go for me. I'm nobody."
  • Wendy: "That's not true, Red. Everyone has something that makes them unique. Everyone is special in their own way. Move to the beat and let your spirit out!" - Elementary School Musical

Mrs. Garrison

  • "Hey, there, shitty shitty fag fag, shitty shitty fag fag how do you do?" - It Hits the Fan
  • "Everyone, sit down and shut the fuck up! God damn it! Stupid ass man! They're all the same! All men care about is sex! I spent two hours getting ready for that stupid date! And when the bastard checks out my body, he just says, 'Hey, did you used to be a guy or somethin'?' I'm a woman now, so what's it matter?!" - D-Yikes!
  • "You boys make me sick! You're well on your way to being men, who only think with their penises! ... Maybe if you boys could keep your penises in your pants once in a while you'd get more done!" - D-Yikes!
  • "And then, I go to the doctor, right? And I say 'Doctor, I wanna go back to being a man,' and he says 'There's been too much damage. You can't go back. Where are you going to find a penis?' Whattaya mean, where am I gonna find a penis?! I'm a man! I deserve a God damned penis!" - Eek, A Penis!

Principal Victoria

  • "Cancer is... pure evil. It is a fat little lump that needs to be... destroyed. When there is a cancer, you have to 'fight' it. You can't reason with cancer, you can't wish it away. Cancer doesn't play by the rules, so neither can you. And you can't listen to what anybody else tells you. You have to be willing to give up everything, because the cancer will take everything. Do you understand? When you have cancer you fight, because it doesn't matter if you beat it or not. You refuse to let that fat little lump make you feel powerless!" - Breast Cancer Show Ever

Towelie

  • "Go away, I'm walkin' on sunshine!" - Crippled Summer
  • "And say it. Say, fuck the Chinese government." - Shots!!!
  • "Oh man, I'm so high right now, I have no idea what's going on." - Towelie

Firkle Smith

  • "Pete... if they get me... if I get sent to that camp... and I come back Emo... kill me. Promise that you'll kill me." - Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers
  • [Threatens Mysterion with a switchblade] "Nobody's stopping Cthulhu now! All will be sadness. Life will become death, and I will watch the crimson blood leak from your neck." - Mysterion Rises

The Mole

  • "What do you think this is, kid? TV kiddy hour where we all sit around and lick Barney the dinosaur's fucking pussy? Huh? This is real life, with consequences you take to the grave!" - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
  • "Hey! You need to stop thinking with your dick! You have to be on your toes. Because I am not going to be grounded again! Not for you! Not for anybody!" - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
  • "Sheet!"
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