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The laws of South Park created by Mayor McDaniels
1.Even if they take your land and give you diseases, Never call a Native American an indian.
2.Don't even try to win the halloween costume contest because no matter how hard you try, Wendy's Chewbacca costume will always beat you.
3.Never pizza when you should french fry or french fry when you should pizza because if you do, you will have a bad time.
4.Always read the terms and conditions because if you don't, you will turn into a HUMANCENTIPAD
5.Don't watch R rated movies because they are to much for your fragile little minds to handle.
6.Don't f*ck with Wendy Testaburger.
7.Don't eat out of your but and sh*t out your mouth because it is unatural.
8.Don't eat the hippies brownies.
9.Don't sh*t in the urinals.
10.Don't drink Pabst Blue Ribbon because you will get arrested and become white trash in trouble.
11.Never show Muhammed on T.V.
12.You can't drive a Hybrid and not be smug so unless you want San Fransisco to be destroyed (again) don't drive a Hybrid.
13.Don't help Al Gore kill ManBearPig.
14.Don't forget to bring a towel.
15.Don't ever forget to put down the toilet seat because if you don't, your mom will die.
16.Don't mistake ashes with chocolate milk mix because if you do you will have somebody's soul inside your body.
17.NEVER go ziplining, horseback riding, or get on a boat.
And the worst thing you can do....
18.Don't eat the crust off the KFC chicken. You will be executed.
If you can follow these rules you will be one step closer to viewing my page. Now you must sing this song.
The Imagination Song by The mayor of ImaginationlandImagination. Imagination. Imagination. Imagination. Imagination. Imagination. Imagination.
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