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The Unplanned Parenthood Clinic is South Park's abortion clinic first seen in the Season Two episode, "Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut". The second time was in Season Five episode, "Kenny Dies".


"Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut"[]

S2E02 Unplanned Parenthood

The clinic as it looked in "Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut".

Having second thoughts about raising a child, Liane Cartman asks the nurse at the Unplanned Parenthood clinic if she can get an abortion. When questioned about how long ago the point of conception occurred, Liane answered "about eight years ago". The nurse is shocked and informs her that eight years is too old for an abortion.

"Kenny Dies"[]

In "Kenny Dies", an abortion doctor is ready to perform an abortion on a patient named Ms. Sanders. Before the doctor begins the procedure, he asks Sanders if she would consider donating her fetus to cancer research. Sanders agrees and a laugh track is heard in the background. After turning a television off, the doctor begins the abortion for Ms. Sanders.

During the abortion, vacuum and humming sounds are heard, which are revealed to be a janitor vacuuming the hallway outside of the abortion room. After the abortion is complete, the doctor gives the fetus to a nurse, who then places it in a bio-hazard container. She then takes the container and has it loaded on a truck destined for Alder Research Group, a stem-cell research team.


Video Games[]

South Park: The Stick of Truth[]

Main Quest[]

As part of the Recruit the Girls quest, Wendy gets the New Kid to infiltrate the clinic, pretending to be a girl, so they can find who the two-faced bitch is. While there, the New Kid meets Randy, who is investigating the clinic. A breakout of Nazi fetuses attack the clinic and the New Kid is forced to fight his way out.


  • Fetuswami - Can be found after destroying the turret.
  • Surgical Cap - Found on the cart in the operating room. Required for the Unplanned Parenthood Quest.
  • Surgical Scrubs - Found on the cart in the operating room. Required for the Unplanned Parenthood Quest.
  • Surgical Gloves - Found on the cart in the operating room. Required for the Unplanned Parenthood Quest.
  • Master Razor - Found in a pouch under the floor by the Nazi Underpants Gnomes.
  • Poison Grenades - Found in the drawer between the records room and the operating room.

South Park: The Fractured But Whole[]

After travelling into the future where Mitch Conner became the mayor of South Park, the New Kid suffers a fractured butthole and visits the clinic. Following treatment, the New Kid attempts to fart into the past.


Image Name Type Cost Description
Ol' Gladiator Condom Mission item $0.20 Specially engineered for senior lifestyle.
Butt Fungus Detection Kit Meds $0.25 Component
Erectile Dysfunction Pill Meds $0.25 Component
EZ Pregnancy Test Meds $0.25 Component
My First Menses Starter Kit Meds $0.25 Component