The United States Capitol is the home of the United States Congress in Washington D.C..
- "The Red Badge of Gayness" - The Confederacy gathers outside the U.S. Capitol witness the signing of surrender to the South, but was disrupted by Stan Marsh and Kyle Broflovski who dressed up as Jefferson Davis and Abraham Lincoln respectively.
- "Quintuplets 2000" - Mr. Vladchick appeals to Janet Reno to return the Quintuplets to Romania.
- "Kenny Dies" - Eric Cartman convinces the House of Representatives to lift the ban on stem cell research.
- "Best Friends Forever" - George W. Bush addresses a crowd protesting the removal of a feeding tube from Kenny McCormick.
- "Sarcastaball" - Randy Marsh speaks to Congress, sarcastically promoting Sarcastaball as an alternative to football.
- "Christmas Snow" - Randy returns to Congress in an attempt to legalize cocaine.
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