Uncle Fucka

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|image     = South park BLU 1.png
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|name      = Uncle Fucka
|album     = ''[[South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut/Soundtrack|South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut Soundtrack]]''
|writer    = Trey Parker
|performer = [[Terrance and Phillip]]
|episode   ='' [[South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut]]''
|video     = Uncle_Fucker
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'''"Uncle Fucka"''' is a song by [[Terrance and Phillip]] from their hit movie ''[[Asses of Fire]]''. It was included as part of the ''[[South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut]]'' soundtrack.

==Background==
The song title is a variation of the word "motherfucker", replacing "mother" with another family member, "uncle".

The song parodies the title theme of the Broadway musical ''Oklahoma!''.

After the song, [[Eric Cartman|Cartman]], [[Stan Marsh|Stan]] and [[Kyle Broflovski|Kyle]] happily sing the song to themselves after the movie theatre's ticket master questioned them on their guardian's whereabouts.

==Lyrics==
<poem>
'''Terrance:'''
''Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka!''
''You're a cock-sucking, ass-licking uncle fucka!''
''You're an uncle fucka, yes it's true!''
''Nobody fucks uncles quite like you!''

'''Phillip:'''
''Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka!''
''You're the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucka!''
''You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn,''
''You just fuck your uncle all day long!''

'''Terrance:'''
''Hmm!''

'''Mountie:'''
What's going on here?

'''People:'''
''Uncle fucka, uncle fucka, uncle fucka, uncle fucka!''

'''Terrance & Phillip:'''
''Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka!''
''(Uncle fucka!)''

'''Terrance & Phillip:'''
''You're a boner biting bastard, uncle fucka!

'''Terrance:'''
''You're an uncle fucka, I must say''

'''Phillip:'''
''Well, you fucked your uncle yesterday!''

'''Terrance & Phillip:'''
''Uncle fucka... that's... ''

'''Everyone:'''
''U-N-C-L-E, fuck you! Uncle fuckaaaaaa...''
''Too right!''

'''Phillip:'''
Suck my balls!
</poem>

==Other Versions==
[[Image:Unclefuckerrap.JPG|thumb|300px|Uncle Fucka rap video]]
A rap remix of the song, known as "'''Shut Your Fucking Face Uncle Fucker'''", was also released as a single, featuring slightly altered lyrics. It was a runaway commercial success, outselling contemporaneous singles by a considerable margin. A music video was also produced, in which Terrance and Phillip are shown dancing in foil suits alongside numerous scantily-clad backing dancers.

An excerpt of this version was also briefly included in ''[[South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut]]''.

<poem>
'''Phillip:'''
''Shut your fucking face, uncle fu-uh!''

'''Terrance:'''
''You're a boner biting bastard, uncle fucka!''

'''Phillip:'''
''Eh eh eh eh eh!''

'''Terrance:'''
''Thought I told you that we won't stop!''
''Eh eh eh eh eh!''

'''Phillip:'''
''Thought, thought I told you that we won't stop!''</poem>

==Trivia==
*The song was originally going to be titled " Motherfucker", but the MPAA told [[Trey Parker]] and [[Matt Stone]] the film would receive an NC-17 rating if it did. The two later admitted the change made the song funnier.

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