U-STOR-IT is a commercial business in South Park, which appeared in the episode, "The Coon". It appeared again in "Insecurity".

Background

Eric Cartman, as The Coon, went to meet Professor Chaos at his evil headquarters, which is Dougie's grandma's self-storage unit. The headquarters includes his "minions", machines, and the "cube of chaos", which is an ordinary Rubik's Cube.

In "Insecurity", Randy Marsh and the other males of South Park lead Thad to U-STOR-IT to beat him up.

Prominence

South Park: The Stick of Truth

Main Quest

The New Kid buys Goth clothes here from the Homeless Merchant as part of the "Nonconformist" quest.

Side Quests

Al Gore's headquarters are located here. During "Unfriend Al Gore", the New Kid must fight against Al Gore.

In Wasted Cache, Mr. Mackey gives the New Kid a task to take his computer to his locker.

A homeless man can be found in the truck outside, which you must defeat to complete "The Homeless Problem".

A Timmy Express flag can be found outside.

Collectables

  • Chinpokomon
    • Ferasnarf - Found in Mr. Mackey's storage unit by the door.
    • Roo-stor - Found in the vent in Professor Chaos' lair.
  • Costumes
    • Goth Cap - Can be purchased from the bum outside the U-Stor-It. Required for the "Recruit the Goth Kids" quest.
    • Goth Clothes - Can be purchased from the bum outside the U-Stor-It. Required for the "Recruit the Goth Kids" quest.
    • Goth Gloves - Can be purchased from the bum outside the U-Stor-It. Required for the "Recruit the Goth Kids" quest.
    • Training Gloves - Can be purchased from the bum outside the U-Stor-It.
    • Sweaty Headband - Can be purchased from the bum outside the U-Stor-It.
    • Du Rag - Can be purchased from the bum outside the U-Stor-It.
    • Rings - Can be purchased from the bum outside the U-Stor-It.
    • Squire Helmet - Found on the roof of one of the storage units. Accessible through Professor Chaos' Lair.
  • Weapons
    • Super Cereal ManBearPig Club - Found in the Super Secret room in Al Gore's storage locker.

South Park: The Fractured But Whole

The storage facility serves as the main setting for The Hundred Hands of Chaos mission, where the New Kid with the Coon and Friends and Toolshed will deal with Professor Chaos.

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