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The Two Farmers are two r******* who often complain about new trends, in addition to their careers as janitors, ranchers and more.

Background[]

They made their first appearance in the Season Fifteen episode, "You're Getting Old" as part of the audience watching Steamy Ray Vaughn perform at Mick's Bowling. They think they should steal Randy's panties so they don't suffer the fate of being violently farted by his tween wave performance.

In "The Magic Bush" and "Sponsored Content", one of them was interviewed by the news. He also had a conversation with Skeeter and Randy on "Truth and Advertising".

The two ranchers made an appearance in "Stunning and Brave", commenting on the PC Triangle members as they had a party.

In "The City Part of Town", they show the Whole Foods Representative how they slaughter cattle.

One of them plays an important role in the "Let Them Eat Goo". He drove the cattle to Randy's farm on orders from Goo Man, and recorded the scene of Randy and Towelie killing the cows, which led to the closure of Tegridy Burger.

Appearance[]

One of them has short dark gray hair with long side locks and wears a white shirt underneath a red rolled-up sleeved jacket and gray pants with brown boots. The other has a gray beard and wears a green shirt and brown pants. Both have several facial wrinkles.

Prominence[]

Quotes[]

  • Did you know we're livin' in the Tween times?
  • I'd never heard that.
  • Guess it's the period between 2009 and 2013. They call it the Tweens. So they got this feller down at the bowling alley? He gets up on the stage an' shits his britches.
  • What fer?
  • I don't know. But he gets up there and strums a geetar and then starts loadin' his britches up like it's goin' out of style. It's like some kind of britches holocaust. Feller calls himself Steamy Ray Vaughn.
  • You mean that guy that plays the blues and died in an airplane crash?
  • No. That's Stevie Ray Vaughn. Steamy Ray Vaughn just shits his britches.
  • Lord, I ain't never seen britches take a whoopin' like that.
  • I told you. Them britches don't stand a chance.

References[]


Minor Characters from Season Fifteen
Betsy MacIntosh | Bishop of Banff | Broadway Bros | Canadian Prime Minister | Chase | Christian Wulff | Crack Babies | Crack Baby Athletic Association (CBAA) | Dane Cook | Daniel | David Sawitzky | David Spade | David Weatherhead | Dean Howland | Duck President | Eugene Levy | Funnybot | Giant Reptilian Bird | Jacob Hallery | Jessica Pinkerton | Junichi Takiyama | Kevin James | Larry Feegan | Michael Moore | Miles Standish | Mr. Adams | Mr. Feegan | Mr. Peters | Mrs. Feegan | Ms. Bronski | Muscleman Marc | Natalie Portman | President's Council on Fitness, Sports & Nutrition Representative | Prince and Princess of Canada | Rebecca Turnod | Russell Brand | Sarah McLachlan | Secret Society of Cynics | Selena Gomez | Slash | Stephen Tamill | Steve Jobs | Tooth Decay | Two Farmers | Tyler Perry | U.S. Border Patrol | Vernon Trumski | Wayne D | Mr. and Mrs. Weatherhead | Mr. and Mrs. Whipple | Wikileaks | Zach Galifianakis

More information: List of Minor Characters from Season Fifteen | Season Fifteen