"Turn on Your Heartlight" is a song made famous by Neil Diamond. It was inspired by the Steven Spielberg movie E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial. Eric Cartman sings this song to himself while cooking in the Season Fifteen episode, "Ass Burgers".

Background

After hearing from Kyle Broflovski that some people believe vaccinations cause Asperger's Syndrome, Cartman misinterprets this as "Ass Burgers". The next day, Cartman cooks hamburgers before school and stuffs them in his underpants, pretending he has the disorder.

Lyrics

Come back again
I want you to stay next time
'Cause sometimes the world ain't kind
When people get lost like you and me

I just made a friend
A friend is someone you need
But now that he had to go away
I still feel the words that he might say

Turn on your heartlight
Let it shine wherever you go
Let it make a happy glow
For all the world to see
Turn on your heartlight
In the middle of a young boy's dream
Don't wake me up too soon
Gonna take a ride across the moon
You and me

He's lookin' for home
'Cause everyone needs a place
And home's the most excellent place of all
And I'll be right here if you should call me

Turn on your heartlight
Let it shine wherever you go
Let it make a happy glow
For all the world to see
Turn on your heartlight
In the middle of a young boy's dream
Don't wake me up too soon
Gonna take a ride across the moon
You and me

And home's the most excellent place of all
And I'll be right here if you should call me
Turn on your heartlight
Let it shine wherever you go
Let it make a happy glow
For all the world to see
Turn on your heartlight
In the middle of a young boy's dream
Don't wake me up too soon
Gonna take a ride across the moon
You and me
Turn on your heartlight now
Turn on your heartlight now


Songs from Season Fifteen
America is Back! | Boom Boom Pow | Every Breath You Take | I'm Not the Poorest Kid in School | Landslide | Lemmiwinks vs. Wikileaks | Man Time | Out of My Shell | Party Rock Anthem | Pomp and Circumstance: March No. 1 | Put That Heart to Work | Rattlesnake | The Woman in White | Turn on Your Heartlight | Tween Wave | Whoomp! (There It Is) | Wicked | Work Mexican Work

See Also: List of Songs | List of Minor Characters from Season Fifteen | Season Fifteen

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