"Turn on Your Heartlight" is a song made famous by Neil Diamond. It was inspired by the Steven Spielberg movie E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial. Eric Cartman sings this song to himself while cooking in the Season Fifteen episode, "Ass Burgers".


After hearing from Kyle Broflovski that some people believe vaccinations cause Asperger's Syndrome, Cartman misinterprets this as "Ass Burgers". The next day, Cartman cooks hamburgers before school and stuffs them in his underpants, pretending he has the disorder.

Songs from Season Fifteen
America is Back! | Boom Boom Pow | Every Breath You Take | I'm Not the Poorest Kid in School | Landslide | Lemmiwinks vs. Wikileaks | Man Time | Out of My Shell | Party Rock Anthem | Pomp and Circumstance: March No. 1 | Put That Heart to Work | Rattlesnake | The Woman in White | Turn on Your Heartlight | Tween Wave | Whoomp! (There It Is) | Wicked | Work Mexican Work

See Also: List of Songs | List of Minor Characters from Season Fifteen | Season Fifteen

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