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"Turds!" was played by The Lords of the Underworld and Shelly Marsh in the Season Three episode, "Cat Orgy".

Background[]

Shelly Marsh claimed she could sing a better song than The Lords of the Underworld. Despite the band's protests, she is given a chance to sing with them.

Lyrics[]

1, 2, 3, 4!
So much pain in the world today
Too many turds are headin' my way
But we can flush the turds together
Passing by turds whenever
[Skyler] Don'tcha know it's a...
[Shelly] Life so full of happiness
Feel free to mark my words
But me and you, we'll muddle through
In a world that's full of turds
TURDS!
Dime-a-dozen sphincter-lovin' turds
TURDS!


Songs from Season Three
Auld Lang Syne | Believe | Carol of the Bells | Christmas Medley | Christmas Time in Hell | Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel | Falling Away from Me | Getting Gay With Kids | Got to Buy Chinpokomon | Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas | Help Me Buy Chinpokomon | Holy Diver | Home School Miracle | I Am Chewbacca | I Hate You Guys | I Saw Three Ships | Kumbaya | Love Bug | Merry Fucking Christmas | Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo | My Country Tis of Thee | O Holy Night | O Tannenbaum | Rebecca's Song | Sexual Harassment Panda | Shelly, Shelly | Silver Bells | Sleigh Ride | Soaring So High | The Brown Note | The Menstrual Cycle Song | The Morning After | Turds! | Wild Wild West Rap | You and Me, Girl

See also: List of Songs | List of Minor Characters from Season Three | Season Three

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