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"Touch My Body" was a song sung by Eric Cartman in the Season Eight episode, "AWESOM-O".


Eric Cartman sings this while dressed as Britney Spears and dancing with a cardboard cut-out of Justin Timberlake. Butters Stotch shows a video of this to his classmates and the United States military, as payback for tricking him into thinking Cartman was a robot named A.W.E.S.O.M.-O 4000.


Would you like to touch my body?
Come on and touch my body!
Oooo, my hot body!
Don't you like my hot body?
Come on and touch my titties!
I felt them just like ???
Come on Justin, touch my body!
Mmm, Justin, yeah!
Touch my body! You and me!
Check it out, my not-hot body!
Come on, my body!

Songs from Season Eight
Achy Breaky Heart | Adagio for Strings | Animals Close-Up With a Wide-Angle Lens | Ballad of Paris Hilton | Christmas Time is Once a Year | Dance Sucka | I've Got Some Apples | I've Got Something In My Front Pocket | If You Leave Me Now | I Love to Brush My Teeth | Jeffy's Song | Kumbaya | Let's Fighting Love | Let's Ride the Train | Movin' On Up | My Robot Friend | My Roots | My Wishing Tree | Push It to the Limit | Seasons Change | Stars and Stripes Forever | Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset | The Future Begins With You and Me | The Power to Change | Touch My Body | Vote or Die! | Woodland Critter Christmas

See also: List of Songs | List of Minor Characters from Season Eight | Season Eight