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"Touch My Body" was a song sung by Eric Cartman in the Season Eight episode, "AWESOM-O".

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Eric Cartman sings this while dressed as Britney Spears and dancing with a cardboard cut-out of Justin Timberlake. Butters Stotch shows a video of this to his classmates and the United States military, as payback for tricking him into thinking Cartman was a robot named A.W.E.S.O.M.-O 4000.

Lyrics[]

Would you like to touch my body?
Come on and touch my body!
Oooo, my hot body!
Don't you like my hot body?
Come on and touch my titties!
I got such nice round titties!
Come on Justin, touch my body!
Mmm, Justin, yeah!
Touch my body! You and me!
Check it out, my nice hot body!
Come on, my body!


Songs from Season Eight
Achy Breaky Heart | Adagio for Strings | Animals Close-Up With a Wide-Angle Lens | Ballad of Paris Hilton | Christmas Time is Once a Year | Dance Sucka | Get Ready for This | I've Got Some Apples | I've Got Something In My Front Pocket | If You Leave Me Now | I Love to Brush My Teeth | Jeffy's Song | Kumbaya | Let's Fighting Love | Let's Ride the Train | Lose Yourself | Movin' On Up | My Robot Friend | My Roots | My Wishing Tree | Push It to the Limit | Seasons Change | Stars and Stripes Forever | Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset | The Future Begins With You and Me | The Power to Change | Touch My Body | Vote or Die! | Who Let the Dogs Out | Woodland Critter Christmas

See also: List of Songs | List of Minor Characters from Season Eight | Season Eight

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