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The Tom Brady Publicist is, as her name indicates, a publicist for Tom Brady. She appears in the Season Twenty-Three episode, "Turd Burglars".


When Cartman, Stan, and Kenny are bribed by Mr. Mackey to steal Tom Brady's feces in exchange for Jedi: Fallen Order, they pretend to help Kenny (who is disguised as a disabled Patriots fan) to meet Tom at his house as it is his 'last wish' before he 'dies'. As they request this, the publicist senses that they are here for Tom's feces but nevertheless is convinced to let them stay at Tom's house.


She is somewhat analytical and observant as she knows that people want Tom Brady's feces and senses that Cartman, Stan, and Kenny are here for his feces too.


The Tom Brady Publicist wears a coat with a long collar and a black sweater underneath. She also has long brown hair and wears lipstick.

Minor Characters from Season Twenty-Three

Alejandro White | Baby Yoda | Big Mesquite Murph | Chinese Court Judges | Chinese Customs Officers | Chinese Shopkeeper | Clark Malkinson | Danny Ray Johnson | Dave (ICE Officer) | David Perry | Ellen Malkinson | Goo Man | Heather Swanson | Immigrant Kids | Immigration and Customs Enforcement | Jeff Corrigan | Mabel Gonzalez | Michael, Kurt, Bill, and Dave | MMA Host | Mrs. Gray | Mulan | Panamanian Padengo Pequeño | Piglet | Rudy Giuliani | Sophie Gray | Sounderoos | Stormtroopers (First Order) | Tom Brady | Tom Brady Publicist | The Mummy | Thor | Vegan Boy | Winnie the Pooh
More information: Season Twenty-Three | List of Minor Characters from Season Twenty-Three