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The Toilet Safety Administration, also known as TSA, is a fictional government agency parodying the Transportation Security Administration. The TSA appears in the Season Sixteen episode, "Reverse Cowgirl", where they were seen providing excessive security wherever there was a toilet.


After Clyde fails to put the toilet seat down, his mother dies, causing the government to step in and provide the TSA at every toilet, gradually increasing security and prominence throughout the episode. Initially, the TSA's only purpose was to install safety belts on toilets, but eventually, they started handing out citations for not wearing the belts, and provided airport-like security at all toilets, public and private.

The TSA installed cameras in all private toilets, which were monitored remotely and discreetly by a single individual. This individual was overweight and took advantage of the fact that he got aroused by watching everybody use the toilet. Cartman defied the cameras by bringing a gun, a baby, and a hostage past the TSA checkpoint in his restroom, while leaving the toilet seat up.


The typical attire of a TSA agent consists of dark gray work pants, a blue long sleeved shirt, a white name tag, a gold TSA badge, and a black tie. Some TSA agents wear jewelry and excessive amounts of make up.

Minor Characters from Season Sixteen
Alana Thompson | Ambassador of Humans | Belarusian farmers | Bigfoot Researchers | Boy with brown hair | Boy with green shirt | Brad Paisley | Bucky Bailey | Bucky Bailey's Bully Buckers | Cash For Gold sign holders | Cee Lo Green | Cupid Cartman | Dean | Dr. Mehmet Oz | Elvis Presley | Gems Wholesale clerks | General Tso | Grandma Stotch | Hoffman and Turk attorney | India Manufacturing Inc. workers | James Cameron | Jim Rome | June Shannon | Lance Armstrong | Lorraine | Luke Covina | Maria Sanchez | Michael | Mike Thompson | Mitt Romney | Mr. Billings | Mr. Stevenson | Newt Gingrich | Nichole Daniels | Nick Jabs | Obese man ("Raising the Bar") | P.F. Pityef | Pharaoh of Egypt | Professor Lamont | Randy Newman | Rick Santorum | Roger Goodell | Ron Paul | Sir John Harington | Talking Cat | Thad ("Insecurity") | The Redbox Killers | Toilet Safety Administration

See Also: List of minor characters from Season Sixteen | Season Sixteen