"Tjing Tjang Tjing" is a Danish song featured in Season Twenty, most prominently in "Douche and a Danish". The song is from a Danish Christmas TV show called Alletiders jul from 1994, the first in the Pyrus series.[1][2]

Lyrics

Parody version

Lennart Bedrager: Hello. Are you tired of hate speech? Are you sick of sexism and-a bigotry? Then please, help the Danish put an end to trolls.

Tjing tjang tjing nutillej

Lennart Bedrager: But to make this dream into a reality, we still need your donations. We are just a few million kroners away, so please donate via the social media of your choice.

Tjing tjang tjing nutillej

Lennart Bedrager: Just imagine it, knowing who said what on the Internet.

Dane 1: The whole world will be-a peaceful and happy.

Dane 2: Like-a here, in Denmark.

Dane 3: Help fund our project on social media today!

Danes: Together, we will rid the world of-a trolls.

Tjing tjang lu, Tjing tjang lu, Tjing tjang tjing nutillej!

Original version

Danish English

En junker red ved juletid,
Tjing-tjang-tjing-nutillej
omkring ham dalet sneen hvid.
Tjing-tjang-nutillej

Han stred sig frem i regn og blæst,
med et der segnede hans hest.
Tjing-tjang-lu
Tjing-tjang-lu
Tjing-tjang-tjing-nutillej

A Count was riding at Christmas,
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Around him fell white snow
Tjing-tjang-tjing-nutillej

He fought his way through rain and wind,
and suddenly his horse fell of exhaustion.
Tjing-tjang-lu
Tjing-tjang-lu
Tjing-tjang-tjing-nutillej

Den jomfru sad ved højen tårn,
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og ventede ham som til forn.
Tjing-tjang-tjing-nutillej

Men natten gik så trist og lang,
i ensomhed til solopgang.
Tjing-tjang-lu
Tjing-tjang-lu
Tjing-tjang-tjing-nutillej

A maiden sat in a tall tower,
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and awaited his arrival.
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But the night went on so sad and long,
in loneliness till sunrise.
Tjing-tjang-lu
Tjing-tjang-lu
Tjing-tjang-tjing-nutillej

Den næste dag ved morgenrød,
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de fandt den stakkels junker død.
Tjing-tjang-tjing-nutillej

Han dækket var af sne og is,
men tør nu op i Paradis.
Tjing-tjang-lu
Tjing-tjang-lu
Tjing-tjang-tjing-nutillej

Early the next morning,
Tjing-tjang-tjing-nutillej
they found the poor Count, dead.
Tjing-tjang-tjing-nutillej

He was covered in snow and ice,
but is now thawing in Paradise.
Tjing-tjang-lu
Tjing-tjang-lu
Tjing-tjang-tjing-nutillej

Det var jo noget værre noget,
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for da han tøede blev han våd.
Tjing-tjang-tjing-nutillej

Men sådan kan det altså gå,
når man går uden hue på.
Tjing-tjang-lu
Tjing-tjang-lu
Tjing-tjang-tjing-nutillej

And that was a very bad thing,
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cause as he thawed he got wet.
Tjing-tjang-tjing-nutillej

But that's how it goes,
when you walk around without a hat.
Tjing-tjang-lu
Tjing-tjang-lu
Tjing-tjang-tjing-nutillej

Da jomfruen fik den besked,
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hun kastede sig fra tårnet ned.
Tjing-tjang-tjing-nutillej

Nu deler de en lille sky,
som regner over land og by.
Tjing-tjang-lu
Tjing-tjang-lu
Tjing-tjang-tjing-nutillej

When the maiden was told,
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she threw herself from the tower.
Tjing-tjang-tjing-nutillej

Now they share a small cloud,
which is raining over land and town.
Tjing-tjang-lu
Tjing-tjang-lu
Tjing-tjang-tjing-nutillej

References


Songs from Season Twenty
Africa | Bill Clinton's Gentleman's Club (song) | Cake by the Ocean | Gortoz A Ran | Hail to the Chief | I've Got Some Apples | Let's Come Together As a School | Never Gonna Give You Up | Sing Sing Sing | Smokin' | Steal My Sunshine | The Star-Spangled Banner | Tjing Tjang Tjing

See Also: List of Songs | List of Minor Characters from Season Twenty | Season Twenty

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