Time To Get Cereal/Script

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• Eric Cartman
• Stan Marsh
• Kyle Broflovski
• Kenny McCormick
• Mr. Mackey
• Strong Woman
• Randy Marsh
• Marvin Marsh
• Jimbo Kern
• Ned Gerblanski
• Al Gore
• Satan
• Susan and husband
• Harrison Yates
• Maggie Yates
• Officer Brown, other officers, female officer
• Denver City Hall receptionist

Script

Time To Get Cereal
	A meadow near town, day. A small bird chirps on a blade of grass when suddenly, it's shot to pieces. The camera pans left and we see Jimbo and Ned in the distance, Ned holding the rifle that shot the bird
Jimbo	Yeah-heah! You got it, Ned! That was a nice shot!
Ned	Mn-thanks. I thought so too.
Jimbo	Come on, let's see what we got. [they walk to the bird's location and look down] Huh. Looks like you shot the shit out of it. There's nothin' left. [looks to his left] Hey. Lookie here. Jesus. You ever seen animal tracks that big? [the hoof prints of a large animal are shown - pig on the left, bear on the right]
Ned	Mmm-no I have not, Jimbo.
Jimbo	Looks like a bear. A huge one! Come on, the tracks go this way. [they walk away, then stop] Look at that. Looks like bear droppings. But with a man poop right next to it.
Ned	I'm scared. [they move forward]
Jimbo	What the hell are we dealing with, Ned? Whatever it is, it was heard recently. [they walk through some hemp plants]
	They've made their way to Tegridy Farms. Randy and Stan are on the porch
Randy	Hey! [Jimbo and Ned look up] What the hell are you guys doin' on my farm?
Jimbo	We're trackin' a bear, Randy.
Randy	A bear? [a growling squeal is heard, Everyone looks around] That didn't sound like no bear. [Ned begins to run away]
Jimbo	Where're you goin' Ned?
Ned	Mmm-I'm getting my white ass outta here. [stops. Manbearpig rises out of the field and squeal-growls at him]
Stan	What the fuck?!
Jimbo	Jesus Christ! [fumbles to aim his gun at ManBearPig and finally gets a shot out. Ned runs away, and ManBearPig gives chase.] Whoa!
Ned	[slowly while running] Help me! [ManBearPig catches up to him and mauls him, then carries him away in its mouth.]
Jimbo	NNEEEEDDDD!!
	Park County Police Station, day. Officers arrive to work.
Yates	All right. We have some dead cows down at Milner's Ranch. I want Conners and Tiggs to check that out. And the two hikers are still missing. Let's have all units keep their ears to the ground. [tidies up his papers] All right, ladies, that's it. Second shift starts now. As for me, I'm finally heading home.
Officer 1	Gonna finally get some R&R, sir?
Yates	Yep. Gonna go home and play me some Red Dead Redemption 2. I got a train to rob in Valentine.
Officer 2	Detective! Got a call from the school. Another kid's been killed.
Yates	No, no not another school shooting! Can't they handle it themselves?
Officer 2	Said they need us right away.
Yates	[makes fists] God damn it! [loosens them] Why the hell can't these kids stop being a pain in my ass? [takes off his coat and adjusts his tie]
	South Park Elementary, day. Several police cars pull up. Yates and the others get out and enter the school. Strong Woman has the students huddled up on the playground.
Strong Woman	Children, everyone, just stay back, okay? The police are coming.
Yates	[arrives with Ofc. Brown.] All right, what happened? What grade was the shooter in?
Strong Woman	Oh thank God. Some kindergartners found the body. I-I don't think it was a shooting.
Yates	[takes a cigarette from a pack in his shirt pocket] Of course it's a school shooting. It's cut and dry. Let's just get this over with so I can go home. Where's the victim? [takes out a lighter and lights his cigarette]
Strong Woman	Over there. [points to her left, and the officers follow with their eyes]
Brown	What the hell? [the body they reach is a kid's body which has been ripped to shreds]
Yates	Jesus, it's a complete mauling.
Officer 3	[kneels to take a closer look] Looks like part of him was eaten.
Yates	[returns to the students] All right, which one of you little shitheads did this? [the student body stays silent] Come on. I don't have time for these little games. Which of you peckers felt isolated and lashed out at society? If I have to stay here and do an investigation instead of go home and rob a train, there's gonna be serious hell to pay!
	South Park Elementary hallway. Kyle is at his locker switching books. He closes the locker as Cartman and Kenny walk by, and joins them.
Kyle	So what as he doing alone on the playground?
Cartman	Staci Nakabw says he just wanted to run back out and get his football.
Kenny	(What the fuckin' hell, dude?)
Kyle	And there were bear prints in the snow?
Stan	It wasn't a bear! [seen by his locker seated on the floor with his arms around his legs] I saw it. [the other boys walk up to him]
Kyle	You saw what?
Stan	It was at my house. There was a... thing. It attacked my uncle and took his friend. It was like a bear, but a pig... thing.
Kyle	Jesus.
Stan	It was at my house, and then here at the school! Everyone says that kid and I looked alike. What if that thing is after me??
Cartman	Dude, now you're just overreacting.
Mackey	[over the P.A.] Attention, please. Will the following students report to the principal's office? Eric Cartman, Kenny McCormick. [both are surprised that they've been called.] Thank you, 'kay.
Cartman	Aww, what did I do this time?
	The principal's office, lobby. Cartman and Kenny arrive.
Cartman	You go first, Kenny.
Kenny	(Fuck that, you go first!)
Cartman	I didn't even do anything wrong!
Kenny	(Neither did I!)
Cartman	Just stop being a baby, Kenny, and go! [pulls Kenny to the door]
	The principal's office, inside. Kenny goes in first, then Cartman. Yates is sitting at the desk, smoking a cigarette.
Yates	Take a seat, boys. Right there. [the boys sit and wait as Yates lights up a cigarette and takes a loooong puff] You know how shitty it is to be a cop? [sits up] There's real emergencies every day - real people who need real help - but then, every other minute, I gotta stop everything 'cause one of you little fuckwads decides to go and shoot up the school. [Kenny says something] Shut up! now, which one of you had a beef with Colin Brooks?!
Cartman	Nobody gives a shit about Colin Brooks.
Yates	Oh yeah? I asked the kids in this school, "Who are the biggest loners? Who's most likely to rage and be the next school shooter?" You know what they said? The fat, ugly mean kid and the detached, loner poor kid.
Cartman	Hey, I'm not poor, all right?!
Yates	Or was it both of you? Fess up. I have people in Horseshoe Overlook who are depending on me to get provisions so we can head back east.
Cartman	You're playing Red Dead Redemption 2?
Yates	That's right. And I'm gonna make both of you school shooters pay for wasting my time. [Cartman and Kenny just look at each other]
	Kyle's room, evening. Kyle is typing away at his computer as Stan looks on.
Stan	Keep looking. There's a lot of people saying they saw it, Kyle. It's not just me.
Kyle	"Evidence of the creature of South Park." This is like a conspiracy Web site.
Stan	It's not a conspiracy, it's real. Keep going down. There's video. [Kyle scrolls down and stops at "MAN-BEAR-PIG captured on VIDEO"] There! Right there! [Kyle clicks on it and the video expands. ManBearPig is seen running off with another victim in its jaws.] That's it. That's what I saw. [walks away from the computer] I saw ManBearPig.
Kyle	ManBearPig?
Stan	Don't you remember, dude? We were warned about this. That weirdo guy who came and told us this would happen? He was right. [Kenny and Cartman soon run in]
Cartman	You guys! You guys! The police are trying to say me and Kenny killed that douchebag, Colin Brooks.
Kyle	What?
Cartman	They questioned us for hours. They said they had enough to get warrants for our arrest.
Stan	But it wasn't you guys.
Cartman	We know that! What the hell are we gonna do??
Stan	Who was that ex-President guy? The one who showed up and tried to convince everyone of a ManBearPig?
Kenny	(You mean Al Gore?)
Kyle	Al Gore.
	Park County Police Station, day. Yates addresses everyone in the briefing room.
Yates	In my report, you'll see that Eric Cartman and Kenny McCormick are believed to have worked together. I've issued warrants for their arrests, and this case is now in the hands of the DA. [adjusts his papers and puts them away] And I... am finally going home. Keep McCormick and Cartman in separate holding cells, and don't wait on me to book 'em. I'm gonna be playing Red Dead Redemption for the next 18 hours. [gets to the entrance door]
Officer 2	Detective!
Yates	Whaaat?
Officer 2	There's more dead kids. Out in the woods by Stark's Pond.
Yates	In the woods? There was a school shooting out in the woods? Outside of school is the one place kids are supposed to be safe.
Officer 2	They're saying it's really bad, sir. Need all units.
Yatess	[frustrated, sighs] God damn it! [takes off his coat] If these kids don't stop killing each other, I'm gonna shoot 'em all myself.
	Denver City Hall, day. The boys approach the receptionist.
Stan	Hello, uh, we're looking for a government sort of guy named Al Gore?
Receptionist	Al Gore... Al Gore... Sounds familiar.
Kyle	He said he was almost President once. He came to our town once to warn us about something, [hands her a photo] and we have to find him. [the photo is revealed to be a head shot of Al Gore signed "To my Best Friends! - Al".]
Receptionist	Ohhh yeahhh. This looks like Jim Turner
Kenny	{Jim Turner?}
Receptionist	The state bowling champion five years in a row. You can always catch him practicing down at Gramercy Lanes.
	Gramercy Lanes, later. "Jim Turner" is seen getting ready to bowl.
Gore	Focus. Calm. Center. [bowls. The ball takes out 9 of 10 pins] Yes! Die! Die, you pins! Oh, we've got a straggler, do we? You're gonna die just like the rest of 'em.
Stan	Mr. Gore?
Gore	Focus. Calm.
Stan	Al Gore?
Gore	[faces them] That's a name I haven't heard in a long time.
Stan	I don't know if you remember us, but we're the kids you got to help try and capture ManBearPig? Well uh, eh eh, you were right. Ha, you, you were totally right. ManBearPig is real and, uh, he's killing lots of people in our town.
Gore	Oh. Sucks for you. [turns around and gets the spare.]
Kyle	Please, Mr. Gore! We need your help! ManBearPig isn't going to stop!
Gore	[gets a new ball and holds it] Oh, is it inconvenient now? I tried to warn you all, but no one took me cereal. You all just made fun of me, didn't you? Well, now you can just deal with it yourselves.
Kyle	Please, just tell us. How do you stop it?
Gore	You stop it all those years ago when I freaking warned you and you still had time!
Stan	There has to be something we can still do. Please, Mr. Gore. You're the only person who knows anything about it.
Gore	Say you're sorry for making fun of me.
Stan	We, didn't, we didn't realize there were more than-
Gore	Say you're sorry for making fun of me.
Cartman	[sincerely] We're sorry for making fun of you.
Gore	That... didn't sound cereal at all. [turns and bowls a strike]
	Red Lobster, day. A family is seated at a booth. The mother and son sit against a wall while the father sits on the open side.
Husband	You can't just go along with what people are saying, Susan. Okay? There's no scientific proof, no real evidence of a Manbearpig.
Susan	Well, there's a lot of smart people saying ManBearPig is real.
Husband	Yeah, and a lot of smarter people saying saying it isn't. Okay? What you need to understand, Susan, is that everyone has an agenda. Everyone wants to use the fear of a Manbearpig to get what they want. [ManBearPig breaks through the windows and begins killing diners left and right] So they throw around bad science, bad taxidermy. People comin' out of the woodwork are now experts on the subject. [ManBearPig grabs a blond diner by the head and slams him to the ground, grabs a female diner and decapitates her with a single bite, grabs another diner and kills him] But you have to use your own brain, sweetheart. You can't just let people tell you that if you don't believe in ManBearPig, then you don't care about the world.
Susan	It is real!
Husband	You wanna believe it's real? You go right on ahead, Susan.
Susan	No, it's right there! It's right there behind you! [The father looks over his shoulder and sees ManBearPig grab another blond diner and rip his skull and spine from the rest of his body. Susan is terrified and screams]
Husband	Okay, ManBearPig is real. [ManBearPig grabs another diner and bites him in the torso, tosses him around, and spits him out] What are we gonna do about it now, huh? [ManBearPig grabs another diner and tears him in two] What are we gonna do that's gonna make any difference now, Susan?
Susan	[grabs their son and shakes her head in disbelief] What?! We have to do something!
Husband	What can we do that everyone else will also do, Susan? [ManBearPig grabs a female diner and slams her into a pillar] Come on, use your brain. Even if we do something about it, what about the Chinese? [ManBearPig takes yet another dinner and slams him into the booth behind the family's] They're just gonna keep right on- Aaaghghg! [ManBearPig grabs the father and crushes his skull in its jaws, killing him]
	Olive Garden, day. There's singing going on in there.
Boys	[singing to Al Gore, who's wearing a Special Boy crown] For he's a jolly good fellow. For he's a jolly good fellow. For he's a jolly good fellow. That should 've been President.
Gore	Aw, thanks, guys! You shouldn't have!
Cartman	You told us to. [Stan elbows him] Ngh!
Gore	What did you guys get me? [opens the first gift] Oh wow. Look! [a small framed picture] It's a "You were right about ManBearPig" signed picture. [the picture does say that, with the four boys signing it at the bottom]
Kyle	So, ahum, now maybe we can all work together, huh?
Gore	Hang on! [claps and sings] It's movie time! Go go! Start it up. [Kenny goes to start the projector] This is the best party ever. Oh, look, guys. It's me! There I am, campaigning to be President. [Al Gore talking to a crowd during his presidential campaign in 2000] That's me with Hillary! [An older looking Gore standing with Hillary Clinton at a rally during her presidential campaign in 2016] There's more of me on the campaign trail,[Al and his wife shaking hands with people outside during his campaign in 2000] so full of dreams! Oh, look! It's me when I found out I lost the election! [he and George W. Bush stand outside by the White House after the 2000 presidential election] Boo! [the boys have lost interest and their eyes are half closed] But then look! There's me getting an Academy Award! [Gore standing on the red carpet at the 2007 Academy Awards with his wife, son and daughter for his film "An Inconvenient Truth"]
Kyle	[fed up] Okay, can we stop ManBearPig now?!
Gore	Who said anything about stopping MBP?[Gore, his wife and his running mate are shaking hands while leaving an event in 2000]
Stan	Yu-you told us to do all this.
Gore	Yeah, to make up for ripping on me![Gore talking to reporters on a tarmac]
Cartman	You're still not even gonna help us?!
Gore	I've moved on from this life, okay?! I have a new life now! I'm a bowler![Gore addressing the United Nations]And when I'm not bowling, I help out my gang. [Gore on an airplane talking to a reporter]They're my family now! We're wanted in Blackwater, and we have to move our camp soon!
Cartman	You're playing Red Dead Redemption 2?
Gore	Yeah, it's amazing. Only thing is I have all these stolen items and I don't know how to sell them.[Gore and his wife greeting people outside an event at night]
Stan	We know how.
Gore	[softly] Oh, really? [Gore and his running mate at a rally in 2000]
	Baskin Robbins, day. It is destroyed, with shattered windows and bodies torn apart and strewn everywhere. The police show up and document the massacre.
Officer 3	[with notepad] No witnesses to the attack were left alive. The same bear and pig droppings were found along with human excrement.
Yates	I don't believe it. A school shooting at an ice cream shop. Damn it! When children leave school they're supposed to be out of harm's way!
Officer 4	Detective! Sir, we got word on the two suspects. They appear to be on the run.
Yates	I would be too if I were guilty.
Officer 4	No one has seen them or their two closest friends, uh, Marsh and Broflovski.
Yates	So we got us a gang of shooters, huh?! How the hell hard can it be to find four boys?!
Officer 3	Sir. Why don't you take a break, sir?
Yates	Erh.
Officer 3	You've been hittin' it hard. We'll do all we can to catch these kids. Go home. Play some Red Dead Redemption.
Yates	Huh. Gotta admit I've to love to see the sunrise over Citadel Rock again. And I got me a gal who claims she's got a side mission or two.
Officer 3	Go on home, sir. We'll take care of everything here.
	Al Gore's storage unit. He opens the security shutters and leads the boys in. Lots of papers and electronics fill the unit
Gore	This is it. Every piece of information I ever gathered on ManBearPig.
Stan	Where did ManBearPig come from?
Kyle	Is it some sort of genetic mutation?
Gore	[uncovers a huge workstation with three screens] Hoho! I thought that once too. I wanted to find ManBearPig's origins. And so I created this - the Internet. With that, I was able to look everywhere for any bit of data, and what I learned is that ManBearPig... is a demon.
Kenny	(A demon?!)
Gore	[brings up an image of an engraving] This is "The Temptation of St. Anthony" by Martin Schongauer. It depicts several demons. WolfMonekyGuy, ChickenFishWoman, and ElephantPorcupineMan, just to name a few. All of them sent by the Devil himself. [realizes something] Oh my God.
Kyle	What?
Gore	I should play Red Dead on this computer, with all three screens. That'd be so b******' sweet.
Stan	Why did the Devil send ManBearPig?!
Gore	Why does the Devil do anything? He's the freakin' Devil. He's a dick. [opens a secret compartment in which his red cape and gold medallion rest, and puts on the cape and medallion] It's probably too late. By now, ManBearPig is so powerful that the only way to get rid of him is to send him back to hell. We're going to have to do... a demonic ritual. [goes to a mirror to make sure he's ready] All I can say is... you boys better get to the grocery store, 'cause it's time... to get cereal.
	Yates' house, night. Yates parks his car outside the garage and goes to the front door. He opens it and goes in. Maggie comes out to greet him
Maggie	Harrison Yates, where have ya been?!
Yates	Another school shooting, Maggie. Down at Baskin-Robbins. [grabs his controller and presses Play. He waits for the game to appear onscreen]
Maggie	I haven't seen ya in days. I've missed you so much. Come have some supper with me.
Yates	Maggie, I just need to relax a bit, all right? Please. I've been waiting for this a long time. Just give me a- Wait a minute. The house in Valentine is built? Where did I get a sniper rifle? Maggie! Did you play over my saved game?
Maggie	I just played a little bit.
Yates	A little bit, you-? On my saved game?! Why didn't you start your own?!
Maggie	You're never home anymore! With all these school shootings! I need a life too, you know?! ISo I robbed a lumber mill in Monto's rest, upgraded my horse and got a sniper rifle.
Yates	[stands up and confronts her] That's my life, Maggie! I was goin' for more honor points! God damn it!
Maggie	Why can't we have a life together?!
Yates	I haven't gotten to play in three days. You've done all this stuff without me! You got deputized?! [Maggie begins sobbing.] Oh God damn it! That does it!
Maggie	Where are ya going?!
Yates	I'm starting a new life! [goes to the hat rack and puts on his coat and hat, then goes back to the armchair] I'm creating a new saved game.
Maggie	You can;t possibly go all the way back to the snow level again!
Yates	What choice do I have now?! [Maggie sobs and heads towards the kitchen as he starts a new game] Fuckin' b****.
	The woods, night. The camera aims at the night sky, then pans down, resting on the sacrificial circumscribed pentagram, drawn in blood. A goat is tied to a stake in the center, and a candle rests on each of the five points of the pentagram. Gore appears with a crown of twigs and holding a chicken by its feet
Gore	Abuul abash mayah. What Satan has put forth upon this earth, may it be summoned and banished forever. [the boys stand by with two other dead chickens. They each hold a candle. Kenny takes one of them to Gore]
Kyle	Dude, come on. What are we doing?
Cartman	This is stupid.
Stan	He was right before.
Gore	We call upon the powers of darkness. Come on, guys. We call upon the powers of darkness.
The Boys	We call upon the powers of darkness.
Gore	Al Gore was right. Al Gore was right all along.
The Boys	Al Gore was right all along.
Gore	We should have listened to Al Gore.
The Boys	We should have all listened to Al Gore.
Kyle	Wait. Wait, are you videoing us?
Gore	It's Instagram Live. Keep going! We should have taken Al Gore more cereal.
Stan	All right all right, that's enough! [puts down his candle] You need to stop wasting our time, dude. People are dying! You don't have a fucking clue what you're doing! [the pentagram brightens up, winds whip around in it, flames appear on the bloody markings. The goat is consumed and the flames get stronger.]
Gore	[faces the boys] You were saying?
Stan	Oh shit! [facepalm] God damn it! Nothing! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
	The SPPD briefing room. The police officers await Yates. An officer coughs. The door opens and Yates storms in, also the door, puts his coat on the coat rack, kicks the wastebasket and walks to the lectern
Yates	Do you all have any idea what it's like to start over?! You walk four hours through the snow relearning everything, all because your b**** wife went and spent all your hard-earned money on upgrades you didn't want! I get one little break from work - one little break - and I didn't even get back to the first brawl at the saloon!
Officer 5	[raises his hand] You can actually bypass that fight if you go hunting with Dutch.
Yates	[slams his fist on the lectern] SHUT UP!! These school shootings are done, you hear me?! I want this case closed by the end of the night, one way or another! Now let's MOVE OUT!
	The woods, night. The pentagram is quite hot now as Gore and the boys wait for Satan
Gore	Here he comes, boys! Prepare yourselves! [the pentagram ones up and a giant hand rises out of it and grips the ground. The rest of the figure rises up, growling. It's Satan.]
Satan	Who hath summoned me to this realm?!
Kyle	Dude! You summoned Satan!
Gore	Yeah, no doi! What'd ya think we were doing?! [turns to Satan] Prince of Darkness! It is I, Al Gore! I was almost President!
Satan	What do you wish of me, Al Gore?!
Gore	A demon from Hell has been unleashed upon our world! We demand to know its nature! We demand to know its reason for coming!
Satan	There is only one place you can find the answers you seek! It is the place where all knowledge becomes known. Your local library.
Gore	Ah! You are correct. [to the boys] Your local library is an excellent resource for whatever you wish to learn.
Satan	Yes it is.
Gore	Then I command ye, Satan, to come with us to the local library! And I am cereal!
Kyle	Dude, Satan's not gonna go with us to the-
Satan	Very well, Al Gore. Let us go!
	South Park Public Library, night. The boys and Gore are inside browsing the stacks
Satan	Yeah, guys! Guys, over here! I think I found it. What you're dealing with is a Sifter of Fate.
Kenny	(Well what's that mean?)
Satan	So there's these demons that, um, actually come once every few generations. They're all about making deals.
Stan	Making deals?
Satan	Yeah, check it out: "The Sifter of Fate thrives on tempting mankind. It will always offer a deal in exchange for mercy, but the carnage will be a thousand times worse when the debt comes due."
Kyle	Okay, so wait. Now you're saying that someone in our town made a deal with that thing?
Satan	Now it's here to claim its part of the bargain. It's sort of like when you're part of a gang feuding with a rival gang, you know? You ride around on your horse thinking it won't all catch up with you, but... it always does.
Gore	You're playing Red Dead Redemption 2?
Satan	So good, right? [police sirens draw near and stop]
	South Park Public Library exterior, night. Yates speaks through a bullhorn while numerous police cars and armed SPPD officers are behind him and a few townspeople observe.
Yates	Attention school shooters! We have you surrounded! Come out with your hands up!
	South Park Public Library interior. The boys look out the window before turning around and walk away from the window.
Cartman	Oh Jesus. You gotta tell them, Mr. Gore! Tell them it wasn't us!
Gore	No. They don't listen to me, kids. [walks up to them and genuflects] It's up to you young people now. [takes off his medallion...] You have to find a way to get people to take this cereal. [...and puts it on Kyle. He then puts his cape on Stan] You must convince people there's a ManBearPig, which Satan told you is a Fate Sifter demon that made a deal with someone in this town!
Stan	That's gonna be impossible!
Gore	Yeah, sounds really hard, doesn't it? People might not believe you and like, make fun of you and stuff. Poor you guys, huh? [the boys turn and walk out, heads down.]
	South Park Public Library exterior, night. The boys walk out to the steps of the library and stop in place with their hands up.
Officer 5	They're coming out!
Female officer	Hands where we can see 'em!
Stan	Everyone, listen! ManBearPig is real! It's a demon that thrives on making deals to exploit mankind's weaknesses. I am super-duper cereal.[a few of the townspeople move in closer behind the officers to listen] We all have to work together, you guys. This one time. We have to all put our pride aside and be willing to say, maybe we were wrong.
Yates	[Approaches from the side behind the boys] All right, lock these little fuckers up! [four officers, one for each boy, come up from the other side and cuff them]
Kyle	No! You can't! [other officers come in and deal with the boys]
Yates	[leaving] That's it, gentlemen! Case closed. Now I've got a Goddamned stagecoach to rob in Scarlett Meadows!
Officer 6	Well done, sir! [he and Yates high-five each other in passing]
Stan	No! Nooo!
	The arrest is aired on News 4. Kyle and Stan are put into the back seat
Stan	Please! Somebody made a deal with ManBearPig! We have to find out who!
	Shady Acres Retirement Community. Commons area. Marvin Marsh and other residents are watching the events unfold on TV.
Marvin	[looking at the newscast] Billy... What have I done?
End of Time To Get Cereal