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Tiger Woods is a professional golfer, who appeared in the Season Fourteen episode, "Sexual Healing".

Background

Tiger Wood appears in two forms in "Sexual Healing". He appears primarily as a video game avatar, for his latest golf-game, Tiger Woods PGA Tour 11, which, in truth, is more of a domestic abuse fighting game in which Tiger Woods and his wife, beat each other up following Tiger's constant sexual affairs. The game is a big hit for the boys, who find the idea of beating the crap out of Woods highly entertaining.

However, when a group of scientists come up with the outrageous theory that rich and famous men are having affairs solely because of an uncontrollable source, such as addiction, the real Tiger immediately claims that it is the reason he cheated on his wife so much. He, along with a group of other celebrities, as well as Kyle Broflovski and Butters Stotch, who are also diagnosed as sexual addicts, check into the Karne Institute for Sex Addiction. The Institute, however, does not teach its patients to control their addiction, but instead they teach them how to avoid getting caught again.

Later, President Barack Obama claims that sexual addiction is caused by a "Wizard Alien". Kyle and Butters later kill the Wizard Alien, who was actually a soldier who was willing to admit the truth about the "Sexual Addiction" matter, but was labeled by the government as a "turd in the punchbowl".

Following the death of the Wizard Alien, Woods and the other 'addicts' claim to be cured of their illness. Woods gives a speech saying that it's good that the sex addiction is gone and that he can be faithful to his wife. He also states that his wife would not have to get revenge by sleeping with a bunch of guys (at which point his wife looks at him and says nothing, implying that she will or has already slept with other guys) and that he will return to golf.

His video game meanwhile has reverted to its original state, much to the disdain of Stan Marsh and Eric Cartman.

Appearance

Tiger Woods wears brown pants, a blue shirt, and a dark blue business coat. He has short, black hair and has black facial hair.

Trivia

  • In "200", he was one of the celebrities suing South Park.
  • The Jesus Vs Santa short can be accessed in the PlayStation 1 version of Tiger Woods PGA Tour Golf by opening a file on Windows called ZZDUMMY.DAT with a media player.

Prominence

  • "Sexual Healing"
  • "200" - Seen as one of the angry celebrities suing South Park.
  • "201" - Seen as one of the angry celebrities suing South Park.

References


Minor Characters from Season Fourteen
Al Roker | Alton Brown | Angus T. Jones | Arnold Schwarzenegger | Ben Roethlisberger | Billy Miller | Billy Thompson | Bobby Flay | Cajun shrimp merchant | Captain Hindsight | Charlie Sheen | Colonel Sanders | Cthulhu | Cthulhu cult leader | Dale Earnhardt Jr. | Danica Patrick | David Duchovny | Dr. Chinstrap | Droopy Dog Elin Nordegren | Elmer Fudd | Geoff Hamill | Grandma Marsh | Guy Fieri | Human Beaky Buzzard | Human Pete Puma | Isayah Zordon | Jimmie Johnson | Joe and Teresa Giudice | Jamie Oliver | Jeff Gordon | Jimmie Johnson | Justin Bieber | Kardashians | Kip Drordy | Kokujon Man | Leonardo DiCaprio | Matt Hasselbeck | Matt Kenseth | Matt Lauer | Matthew Broderick | Matthew Klinner | Meredith Vieira | Michael Douglas | Morgan Freeman | Mr. and Mrs. Drordy | Mr. Needlebaum | Mr. Yelman | Patty Hamill | Paula Deen | Profile Stan Marsh | Ranger Pete | Rebecca | Sarah Jessica Parker | Snooki | Steve Tardicaca Camp counselors | Tardicaca Indians | Tardicaca Shark | Tiger Woods | Tim Burton | Tony Hayward | Tony Kornheiser | Tony Stewart | Washcloth | Wizard Alien | Woodsy Owl

See Also: List of minor characters from Season Fourteen | Season Fourteen


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