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The Thief with Brown Hair was a member of the Burger King Bandits seen in the Season Twelve episode, "Super Fun Time".


He and the rest of Bandits arrive in Pioneer Village to evade the police after robbing a Burger King. He and fellow Burger King Bandit Orlich close the gate to the village. He then assists the others in suppressing and keeping watch over the village employees and South Park Elementary's fourth grade class, who were there on a field trip. After another member, Vosky warns that the police are coming in the village, he runs away.


He has brown hair, parted to the left and, like the other members, wears a wireless headset. He also wears a dark grey vest over a black dress shirt and black pants with grey shoes.

Minor characters from Season Twelve
Afro Ninja | Amir | Britney Spears | Bridon Gueermo | Bubb Rubb | Buca De Faggoncini Chef | The Burger King Bandits | Chris Crocker | DEA Agents | Domino | Dramatic Look Gopher | Dr. Carroll | Female Thief | Franz | Gary Brolsma | Guinea Creatures | Indiana Jones | Injured Thief | Jimmy Buffett | John McCain | Large-Breasted Woman | Laughing Baby | Magic Johnson | Michael Chertoff | Michelle Obama | Moira McArthur | Mr. Garrett | Mr. Gueermo | Mr. McArthur | Mr. Thompson | Mrs. Gueermo | Murderin' Murphy | Orlich | Pioneer Paul | Sarah Palin | Sheriff McLawdog | Sneezing Panda | South Park Vampire Society | Star Wars Kid | Stephen Abootman | Storehand | Stormtroopers | Tay Zonday | Thief with Brown Hair | Tron Guy | Vosky

More information: List of Minor Characters from Season Twelve | Season Twelve